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Adult SMS Collection
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Come here, take off your pents and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving yours…..toilet!
Always start your day with a lot of… S E X
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE...
In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty.
pahlay hat ma lo
phir mon mai lo
phir thook lagao
phir sidha karoo
phir sorakh ma daloo
uff..
kithna muskhil ha soi mai dagha dalna
I want to suck you … lick you … wanna move my tongue all over you … wanna feel you in my mouth … yep, that’s how you … eat an ice cream!
us ne kaha or dabao,
main dabaya,
us ne kaha or dabao,
main ne or dabaya,
us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya,
us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya . . . �
dekha ho gya na suit case band:)
Aik bar karo na plz..
kisi ko pata nahi chalega..
plz karo naaa……..
muje acha lage ga…
aik bar hamari dosti ki khatri
kar do na plzz…
aik pyara sa SMS!!!
teri sula ke lu?
ya bitha ke lu?
ya tujhe karu khada
ya fir teri juka-jukake lu?
ab tu hi bata
ki mein teri…
photo kaise lu.
GIRL TO SALESMAN- BRA DIKHANA
S.MAN- 36 CHALEGA
GIRL - CHOTA
S.MAN-30
GIRL-CHOTA
S.MAN-24
GIRL-CHOTA
S.MAN 20
GIRL-CHOTA
S.MAN - BAND-AID LAGALO FUNSI HO GAI HAI.
A man was fucking a nurse. She shouts: Aah it's painful.
Man: Kamini, daily u r injecting me where I don’t hv hole, I'm putting it in ur hole & u say it hurts...
Our love will never become cold and hollow unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
Ek aourat ki ankh soojhi hui the,
parosan ne poocha kia hua?
Aourat: mere husband ne mara hai
parosan: lekin mere khayal se to tmhare husband delhi gaye hue hain
Aourat mera bhe yehi khayal tha...
Guram Larki
Batoon say mugh ko Kam nahe!
Choot ko mari Aram nahe!!1
Sakoon main Ana Chahti hay!
Choot Chudwana Chahti hay.
Jano buss kar Ub batain too!!!
Hathoon say uss day Sakoon.
Phir jub Chary Garmi to undar dall day Apni Charmi
Phir Jaldi Jaldi Mar Dhaky
aur Jaldi say Phar isssy
Yeh hay Bari Bay-Chain jano.
Jaldi kar maray Jano.
if u wanna little brother ......
if u wanna little brother then
kick ur dad and fuck ur mother.........
Ek aourat subha mohalay k hakeem k paas gayi or boli,
Kia mere husband ko dawai aap ne de thee?
Hakeem : haan
Aourat : to phuda bhe apni maa ka dena tha
Ek larkay ne apne baap k takiye k neeche viagara ki goli rakhi or sath paper rakh diya jis pe likha tha,
Ager gift acha lagey to raat ko mere takiye k neeche 100 rs akh dena
subha larkay ne dekha to 1100 rs they us ne baap se poocha to us ne kaha k mein ne 100 he rakha tha tumhari maa ne khush ho k 1000 rakh diya tha
Thak
Thak
Thak.
G Kon?
Ghar K Maalik Kahan Hain?
Servant:Wo Safr Per Gaye Hain.
Acha..!!
Kya Aram Or Tafreeh K Liay Gaye Hain?“
Servant: Nahi Sir, Meray Khyal Me Nahi,
Kyun K Begum Sahiba Bhi Saath Gai Hain“
1 Saab Nay Apni Shadi Ki Movie Reveres
Chala Kar Daki
Wo Dekna Chata Ta K Adami “Azad“
Hotay Waqt Kasy Lagta Hay...
Car Me Baithi 1 Lady Ne, 1 Bhikhari Ko 1 Rupya Dekar,
Aasirvaad Dene Ko Kaha!
Bhikhari:Car Me To Baithi Ho,
Ab Kya Aasmaan Me Baithogi?
Judge: Kya Tum Jail Gye Ho..?
Chor: Ji Nahi, Hujur!
Judge: To Isme Rone Ki Kya Baat Hai Abhi Bhej Dete Hai..!!
:-/)
Incumtax Officer Has Raha Tha
Clerk : Kya Hua
Offi : Mallika Ka Letter Hai
C : Toh?
O : Kapde Pehanti Nahi Or Laundry Ka Bill1 Lac Banaya Hai
Teacher:
Mein Teri Maa Hoti To Mein Tujhe
2 Dino Me Sudhaar Deti...
Student:
Madam
Kal Tak Mein Apne Papa
Se Baat Kar Ke Bata Dunga...
Aasmaan Ko
Alvida Kese Kaho Ge..?
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TaTa_Sky !
What Foolish Concepts
Society Has ?
If A Watch Goes Bad,
They Say BAND HAI.
And
If A Girl Goes Bad,
They Say CHALU HAI !!.
A Toilet is like a committee meeting. People come with lot of pressure, sit, create a lot of noise, and ultimately drop the matter.
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