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Adult SMS Collection
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Main Na Mil Sakoon Jo Tumse Meri Justaju Naa Karna
Tumhe Meri hi Qasam Hai Meri Aarzoo Na Karna
Mujhse Jisse Hai Mohabbat Use Hai Ajab Ye Aadat
Kabhi Munh Ko Pher Lenaa Kabhi Guftagu Naa Karna..
Is Suhaney mosam main tumhara saath ho,
Garm bister main kambal orhay tum pass ho,
Mere hont tumhien choney ko tarsain,
Kash aisa kabhi ehsaas ho!
I Love u
TATLI TEA...
Kuch larkiyan khari ho kar deti hain,
Kuch thora jhuk kar deti hain,
Aur kuch to baith kar dainey ki aadi hoti hain,
Kitna mushkil kaam hai
“JHAAROO dena”
Tumhari Gaand ka Sorakh aur tumhare Hont 1 jaise han=Yakeen nahe ata to…
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Seeeti Maaro Zra:-)
Tumhari Gaand ka Sorakh aur tumhare Hont 1 jaise han=Yakeen nahe ata to…
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Seeeti Maaro Zra:-)
Judge: Tumne apne husband ka QATAL q kiya?
Larki: Woh office se ayee mujhe ROOM mai lekar gaye BED pe litaya KAPRE utare..Meri Tangen UTHAEN or KAHA,
April FOOL !!
Raat ki tanhaiyaan, tail ki chiknaiyaan..uthaoo botal tail ki..Musraton k khel ki,na koi munda na koi run, apna haath aur apna hi lun,”Yehi to hai wo apna pann.
AAP KI CHUT MAIN HUM UTRANE LAGE..
JIS KADAR AAPSE HARARI CHUDAI HUI..
JISM SE CHUT MAIN HUM UTRANE LAGE...
AAPKE CHUT KO HUM CHODNE LAGE....
zandu bam,zandubabam,
chut ko karde jam,
land ki khujali dur kare.
chut ko kare behal.
zandu bam, zandubam
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a best seller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl
ek baar heroine ki shaadi producer se hoti hai.
pehli raat ko producer heroine ho kehta hai ki pehle rehersal kar lete hain.
heroine bolti hai rehersal maine director k saath kar li hai aap final take lo.
personality of a female follows the size of her BRA
32 = innocent
34 = calm
36 = agressive
38 = playful
40 = sexy
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42 = ANJUMAN
ek dafa do behne Doctor k pas jati hain ...
Ek k Bobs bare hote hain or ek k chote ... jis k bare hote hain us ko doctor chote hone ki dawa dete hain ... or jis k chote hote hain usye bare hone ki ...
den wo log ghar aajati hai ... or dawa change hojati hai ... bari waley k mazeed bare hojate hain or chote wali k mazeed chote ho jate hain ... phr doctor se wajah pochti hai doctor wajah batata hai phr dawa deta hai ... phr dawa change hojati hai phr jis ka bare hote hain or bare hojate hain or chote wali k mazeed chote ho jate hain ...
den doctor k pas sirf wo jati hai jis k chote hote hain Doctor pochta hai app ki dosri sister kahan gai ... tu wo kehti hai usey Milk pak waley utha k ley gaey ...
Meri raah main ye WaTTaY kion
Angoor jo chakhta hoon tou khattay kion
Zindagi isi soch main guzer gai FARAAZ
AAhir 1 LuN k nechay 2 tattay kion
Mujhay kehti hay apnay saath waqfay ki goLian laya karo FARAAZ
kia ussay mere CONDOM pe aitbar nahi hay...
Shalwar Kya Girri maray Hathon see Faraz...
Logon ne mari Gaand Ko Koowahan hee bana diya...
Musharaf : yaar mein ne zardari ko gift dena hai kia doon?
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shujaat : diamond ka haar de do
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Musharaf : nai yaar koi esi cheez batao jo mein ussay kabhi na de ho
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Shujaat : Bund de de
kahan gaib rehta hay tu aaj kaal ?
teri shakal tak bhool gaya hon may
woh tu abhi apnay lund kay topay par nazar pari tu tu yaad agaya
kesa hai tu ?
AIDS AWARENESS !!!
try diffrent positions with the same woman instead of the same position with diffrent women
plz pass it on to all careless fuckers...
sab dost bhenchod bewafa hogaye
hum pehli baar apnay mobile say khafa hogaye
1,2 sms tu kardo bhosriwalo
warna log samjhaingay tum gando log iss dunya say dafa hogaye...
LOORA ek gift hai
(kabool kijye)
LOORA ek ehsas hai
(mehsos kijye)
LOORA ek dard hai
(bardasht kijye)
LOORA ek peyas hai
(choos lijye)
LOORA ek milan hay
(apna lijye)
LOORA ek anso hai
(pee lijye)
LOORA aakhir LOORA hai
(gaand may lay lijye)
Q: what is the idea of a horror scene ?
THINK
THINK
ANS: u r having sex with pregnent lady and suddenly a hand holds ur lulli from inside !!!!
SONG
aye kia kholti tu ,
aye kia may kholoun ?
sun
suna
kholti kia panty bra?
kya karon khol kay may panty bra
nikalounga dalounga jee bhar kay marounga pregnent karounga tujhay aur kia?
pathan aurat suhag raat ko pathan say boli “sartaj aaj raat aap mujh say ju mango gay may doungi “
pathan khus hokay bola“aacha tum meri maa kay pass so jow aur aapna bhai ko andar bhaijho “.
Sharabi sex kr raha tha. Ghalti se peeche daal diya
Biwi boli: O ji truck ghalat godam me ja raha hai
sharabi: saali ab bata rahi hai jab diesel khatam hogaya..
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