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Adult SMS Collection
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Bush 2 Sardar:
Yahan har baat py BehenChod BehenChod kehty hain, what is meant by this?
Sardar: Matlab ‘Watan se Mohabbat kerne wala.‘
Then Bush in speech in India said,
“O Baharat ky BehenChodo mein bhi 1 bohat bara BehenChod hoon per Gandhi sab se bara BehenChod tha“.
Suhaag raat ko doolha apni dulhan ki aankhon ko choom raha tha.
Dulhan asked: Ye kiya kar rahe ho?
Doolha said: Aankhein choom raha hoon, ye shakhsiat ki kitaab hoti hain.
Dulhan boli: neechay library mein aag lagi hui hai aur tu kitaab mein ghusa hua hai
Muskaan ko honthon tak laaya na karo....
Mummon ko upar se dikhaya na karo....
Log haath mein Lund liye phirte hain....
Apni Gaand itni hilaya na karo. ...
Yeh waqt nahi hai rone ka,
Yeh waqt nahi hai rone ka,
yeh waqt hai bachcha paida karne kaa.
Tab kyon nahi roti thi, jab chipak chipak ke soti thi.
Ab jo kiya hai uska jurmana bharo,
Tab toh kehti thi aur karo.aur karo....
Shikayat nah karta zamaane sey koi,
Agar maan jaata mananey sey koi,
Kissi koh phir yaad na karta koi,
Agar bhool jaate bhoolane sey koi...
Mein ne apni marzi se asteefa dia hai Faraz !!!
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Lun pe charhe zardari Maa chudaye Nawaz
Ek choti bachi ne prostitute poocha :
Aunty aap ka paas itna bara gher hai paisa hai cars hain, aap ka business kia hai?
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prostitute : bus beta ek mera HOLE SALE ka business hai..
Sardar ka beta : papa ap papa kese banay ??
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Sardar : puttar pa pa k..
Larka mar gaya to us ki maa rotay hue boli :
Mere larkay ne duniya mein dekha he kia tha,
Parrosan larki boli :
Aunty aap royen mat mein ne ussay sub kuch dikha dia tha...
inspector:
jail me kase aye?
sardar: media ki larki khari thi, uske siny pe
Press likha tha,
inspector:Phir?
Sardar: meiny press kr dia.
KID SEE HIS PARENTS HAVNG SEX!
SON: DAD WHAT R UDOING?
DAD:APKI MOM ME PETROL DAL RAHA HUN
SON:PAPA, MOM KI AVRAGE, CHEK KARO ABHI TO UNCLE PETROL DAL KR GAYE THE.
nashe main dhutt amitabh ne dharmindar se poocha.., yar larkian jub subha so kar uthti hen to sar main kharish kiun karti hain???dharminder.//././. kiun k in k TATTAY nahin hote/./././
1 pathan ko sath wale musafir ne poocha tumhen air hostes ne thappar q mara?pathan bola ..us larki ki peeche se kameez phasi hui thi main ne nikal di to us ne ghusse se dekha to main ne kameez dubara phasa di or bus ===
PATHAN FAMILY PLANING K LIYE CLINIC GAYA CLINIC K SMNE BOARD PE LIKHA THA: FAMILY PLANING K LIYA PECHE KA RASTA ESTIMAAL KAREN.
PATHAN KHUSH KHUSH WAPIS A GAYA..
Ek vaar ek BHAPA apni behan naal scooter te ja reha c, Gali ch khade munde kehnde‘ Bada sohna Patola fasaya,
Thodi door ja ke BHAPAN kehndi ke Bhaji tusan ohna mundeya nu kuch keha kyon nahi ?
BHAPA:-Hui.......Pher ki ho gaya behna tere veer di tan tohar ban gayi..
Hui..Hui...Hui..
“What is differance between Aadami & aurat?
“Aurat ek hi aadami se bahut sari ummeed karti hai.Aur aadami bahut sari aurato se ek hi ummeed karta hai“..
Free Free Free!!
Dhoti nal kacha free,
Gaan (Cow) nal Vachha free,
Cheti cheti vyah kralo kanjro nhi taan tuhanu milega wohti naal bachaa free....!!!!
Boy:phool ho gulab ka jisme kante na ho.ladki ho 16 ki jiski jhante na ho.
Girl:Gulab k phool me log kante nahi dekhte.chut marne wale kabhi jhante nahi dekte.
Fees mafi lyee arji
To
da principal,
High skul,
Jlndhr.
Sir,
Gl eh hai k mere bapu ne mainu fees lyee 500rs.ditta c
100rs.taan pooja te shilpa ne noodls te cold drink te lwa dittey, 150rs.de capsul lei lye
baki 250 rs. English wali mdm kr k shrt haar geaa, mitraan ne shrt lgai c k ohda crf math wale sir naal tnka hai pr ohda taan kyeeaan naal chkr hai, is krke yaar hun bukhe-nange ho gye, is krke fees maaf kiti jave.
apke Liye 1 Rishta aaya he,Bap Hardware me he,Maa Software me he,Bhai footwear me He,& Ladki Sirf Underwear me hai..Chalegi kya?
2 girls returning from movie
1st : mere paise chori ho gaye hain,
2nd : lekin tu to paise bra mein rakhti hai
1st : mujhe kia pata tha k wo kameena paise nikaal raha hai
Gareebi se tang akar husband bola :
Lagta hai ab to dono hath phelanay paren ge
Wife : jaldi karo nai to mujhe dono tangen phelani paren gi...
Husband & wife in cinema
Wife : suno g mere sath ki seat wala aadmi muth maar raha hai
Husband : tu chup ker movie dekh us taraf na dekh
Wife : But he is using my hand..
ek sardar k 20 bachay they
1 din uski wife ne poocha:
Mein kesi lag rahi hoon?
Sardar: Roop tera mastana paas mere mat aana phool koi phir se na khil jaye...
Hostel k compound mein larkian cycle chalatay hue shor ker rahi theen,
Madam ne aa ker kaha:
Shor kam karo warna cycle pe phir se seat lagwa diin gi..
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