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Adult SMS Collection
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Class mein shor ho raha tha teacher nai tha,
Principal entered in class an asked angrily:
Kis ka period chal raha hai??
4 larkian sharmatay hue
sir hamara..
Ek larka apne papa se:
Papa mein v apni shadi te kanjriyan nchania ne aap ki tarah
Papa:
Kuttay dia puttra o teriyan phuphian san...
A Pahalwan marries a smart girl,
During love at suhaagaat pehalwan asks her
Janu maza aa rya a??
Girl Replies:
Pahalwan g maza te aa rya a per saa nai aa rya..
Bannu ki Adalat me 1 divorce case aaya.
Wife : “Mera Husband sirf pichay se karta ha “
Judge ne hairaan ho kar pucha. : “ Is k ilaawa b koi jagah hoti ha kia?“
Da ghussay da lasa spin kala za tor sham,
Kala kala pa jara kala pa shor sham,
Kala kala pa dunya k domra bor sham,
Zra me ghwari chi pa tola dunya sor sham.
Girl : Ye larkay apna mobile paint me kyon rakhtay ha?
Boy : Kyon k paint me signal full aatay ha.
Girl : Wo kasay?
Boy : Kyon k tower qareeb hota ha.
Son : Abbu bachay zyada intellegent hotay ha ya Baap?
Father : Baap.
Son : Abbu Telephone Kisne banaya?
Father : Garaham Bell ne.
Son : Us k Baap ne q nahi banaya?
Larki k gaalon par gulab ki pankhri pyar se maarny par responses:
English Girl: U r too much noughty sweet heart !
Urdu Girl: Na karo na Janu !
Panjabi Girl: Hat vay zalima
Pathan Girl: Mar shay , Tabah Shay , beghairat bachiya , Khuday de zwani marg ka , Kor k de MOR KHOR NISHTA SA..........
A man Asked the sardar to translate it in Ekglish!
Mera Seena Khushi Sey Phool Raha hy.
Sardar: With Happiness, My Chest Become Breast!
Boy: Sir! Can v have a baby in this age?
Sir: No, Never
Boy Moves towards the girl and says: MENE KAHA THA NA PARESHAN MAT HO!
baita : papa aap ki love marrige hoi thi na ?
baap : jee baita aap ko kaisay pata ?
baita : woh actully aap ki shadi aur meri date of birth may sirf 6 mahinay ka farq hay..
khabardar !!!!
rozana muth marnay say parhaiz kijye
yaad rahay lund may jaan tu mard ki shaan,
wizarat e chudai
hukumat e pakistan...
mil gaya !
mil gaya !
mil gaya !
loadsheding ka soloution mil gaya ..
TOUCH CONDOM kay 2 khali wraper se jeetain generator
chudai lagow bijli paow.............
chand adhora hy sitaroo k bina,
Gulshan adhoura hy baharo k bina,
samander adhora hy kinaro k bina,
jeena adhoura hy aap jese yaaro k bina.
HA MY NAME IS RABIA KHAN ANY BODY WANTS FRIENDSHIP WITH SO CALLME NOW MUJHE SAY DOST KARO GAY CALL ME NOW OK...
BOY: SEX ME DONO KO MAZA AATA HAI...PHIR LARKE SE HI PAISE Q
CALL GIRL: BEWKUF, CHARGE OUTGOING PAR HI LAGTA HAI.. INCOMING PAR NAHI...
JAHAN SADAQAAT AUR KHALOOSNAZAR AIE WAHAN DOSTI KAHATH BARHAO WARNA TUMHARI TANHAI BEHTREEN SATHI HAI .
HAZRAT ALI RAZI ALLAH ANHAA...
Mother asks to her daughter:-
Beti Larka Kaisa Laga…?
Daughter: Main nay iss say Shadi Nahi Karni Yeh Larka Bohat Mota Hai.
Mother: Beti TV 14 inch ka ho ya 29 inch ka, remote 6 inch ka hi hota hai.
God
Never
Wanted
Us
2
Face
D
Tough
Times
Alone!
Da T‘s
Y
HE
Made Us
.,. .*.
( ,“ )( “, )
(“)=(“)(“)=(“)
Frenz !
Dil ka dard humain bataty kyon nahi?
Dosti ka Huq hum pe jatatay kyon nahi?
Mar jao gay aise he zor laga lagar kar,
Qabz hai to HASHMI ISAPGHOL khaty kyon nahi?
2 Pathano k beech fight ho rahi thi.
1 Pathan: Khocha ham tera kapra phar k tumko nanga kr dega.
2 Pathan: Khocha serious larai main Romantic baat mat karo...
2 Pathano k beech fight ho rahi thi.
1 Pathan: Khocha ham tera kapra phar k tumko nanga kr dega.
2 Pathan: Khocha serious larai main Romantic baat mat karo...
Sardar‘s Son asks his Father :
What is the meaning of
Sign “L“ on the car Screen ?
Sardar said : Iss Da Matlab Hay keh Driver Nu Drivery da LUN V nai pata.
Dewana Choot Ka
Bayqarar Choot kay liay
Terasta Londa Choot kay liay
Pagal Hova Choot kay liay
Shadi kee choot kay liay
aur Dost, ag kal kay. kehty hain
Dosti kee Choot kay liay!
Couleges Khana khilatay hain Choot kay liay
App larki koo lift datay hain Choot kay liay.
app Larki ko line Marty hain Choot kay liay.
to Lund Salam karta hay choot kay liay!!!!
for Land salami cotnact me...
height of fear
2 pathan bathroom may sath naha raahay thay
sabun nichay gir gaya
par darr kay maray koi jhuk kar utha nahi raha
beeti: aaj mai nay 1 larkay ko bewaqoof banaya
maa: woh kaisay ?
beeti : may nay uss ka 500 ka note aapni sandle may chupa lia aur woh 2 ghantay tak meri braizer may dhondta raha
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