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Adult SMS Collection
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1 pakistani went to international cooking contest
when judges came to him he was moving spoon in empty karhai
judge : kiya bana rahay ho ?
pakistani : “chootiya“
kisi nay kaha hay kay gando doost say bacho.
may nay poocha kay gando ka kaisay pata chalta hay ?
tu kaha
simple
1 sms kar kay daikho agar reply na karay tu samjh lo pakka gando hay
the boy went to his uncle home late night.
uncle offered him to sleep in baby s room .
boy refused due to baby s crying nature and went to sleep in tv lounge.
next morning on breakfast table he saw a sexy big boob girl
boy asked who are u ?
girl : i m baby
girl : and you ?
boy: i am khootay ka bacha
“zong remix“
yaar ek baat tu batain?
yeh shadi kar kay sex karna zaroori hai kia?
aur iss say hoota hi kia hay?
thoora boht mammaey choosnay ko miltay hain
baqi ka bachay chooos jatay hain
“chudai hour“
sirf raat kay hour ,baqi waqt muth marain kia?
maaza tu aab ayega,
“julie“ rundi kay sath
ji haan aab baray say bare mammon kay sath
“night rate“sirf 120 rs ,itnay may tu biwi ka suit bhi na milay !
“chudai hour“ koi bhi hour .....
tu “julie“rundi sath lay jain aur saaaab kar dain.....
meri raah mein yeh wattay kion
.
angor ju cakhta hon tu woh khattay kion
.
zindagi issi sooch may guzar gai faraz
.
akhair 1 lund kay neechay 2 tattay kion?
santa :judge sahab, mujhe talaq chahiye ………
pichhle ek saal se meri biwi ne mujhse baat nahi ki.
judge :ek baar firse sochle, aisi biwi kismat se milti hai !!!!
HANSI KO INBOX
Aanso ko out box
ghussa ko hold
muskan send kro
help ok
dil ko vibrate karo
phir dekho
zindgi ki ringtone pyari lagti hai
Choot Kanwari
Bohat Hee Piyari
Jiss nay na Mari
Woo bhe Pichtaya
aur Jiss nay Mari
Bohat Maza aya
aik bar jo mari to!
Bar bar mari!
Phir kia hova:
Yeh Luli bachari
bhol gai marna pichkari!!!!
hot chat welcom
Chooot Naiy Poocha Lun Saiy Khoob Chud Janey K Baad
Kyoon Sukkarr Kar Bathey Ho Matlab Nikal Janey K Baad
sardar kay ghar 7 betian hogai tu uss nay akhbar may aid diya “munda paida karan tu tariqa dasoo“
bengal say letter aya “bv ko mochli diyo“
haryana say letter aya “ bv nu milk shake diyo“
newyork say letter aya “ bv nu coke diyo“
pakistan say letter aya “ek mouqa sanu diyo“
mehfil e sex sajow tu kuch baat banay
doulat e kiss lutaow tu kuch baat banay
doodh feeder say peena gawara nahi humay
direct mammon say piloaw tu kuch baat banay
bv: sharam ani chaye aap ko ,aap a aftab ki bv kay sath najayaz sanmbandh hay
husband: tumhay kaisay pata chala ?
bv: kaal aftab aya tha uss nay aap ka underwear pehna howa tha..
toilet songs incase of loose motion
‘ruk ruk ruk arey baba ruk“
incase of kabz
“na tu ayegi na hi chain ayega“
incase of gas trouble
“hawa hawa aae hawa khusbho luta dai“
after coming out of toilet
“juda hokay bhi tu mujh may kahin baqi hay“.
wife to husband“subah junaid sahab office jatay hoye aapni wife ko kiss kartay hain kia aap ka dil nahi chahta ?
husband: dil tu karta hay par junaid sahab ko bura na lag jaye...
sex say pehlay kapray utartay waqt bv gir gai husband“jaan lagi tu nahi“
sex kay baadkapray pehntay wqt phir gir gai husband“aandhi hai kia bheen ki loori“?nazar nahi ata ?
TUM NA HOTAY TO LUND KAUN LAITA.
IS CHOTAY SAY LUND KO BARA KAUN KEHTA.
KUCH TU BAAT HAY TERI GAND ME USTAD?
WARNA YE ZAMANA TUJHAY GANDU KYOUN KEHTA.
There r lots of people around u
some of them r important 4 u,
out of these some people few r more important 4 u
and out of these few people
1 is most important 4 u
and
4 me that 1 is u my sweet friend.
Sardarni: kya si na, k condom di jaga rumaal na ban,
Hun rumaal andar reh gya ay
Sardar: POSITIVE THINKING RAKH!!!
kaka langoti paa k aai ga :P
Teacher:Shoaib Akhtar is male or female?
Student:Female
Teacher: How?
Student: Just now commentator told “Beautiful delivery by Shoaib Akhtar”
In a party a lady wanted
to go to Toilet so
She inquired with a Sardar and asked him,
SardarJi SuSu karne ki jagah dikhao,
Sardarji replied you naughty Girl!
Pehle tum Dikhao.
Beta 500 kama k laya tu baap betay ko Najumi k paas le gya or bola: Tu ne kaha tha ye nahi kamaai ga
Najumi: Bhai sahab mai ne Iska haat dekha tha, GAAND nahi..
Sardar ne suhaag raat ko puri force se BV mein penetrate karne ki koshish ki, Lekin nakaam raha. Phir BV se bola: Ye to bohat Tight hai Kya mein teri zindagi mein pehla mard hoon?
BV: O Na G Na ...
Aap se pehle bohat logon ko kaamiabi hasil hui, Magr wo log pehle shalwar utaarte thay :p
Ik sardar nu chik(aa chi) aai te naal he pudd vi aa gya. O chik te pudd donon maar k boliya: wah O yaad karan walya, BUND hee paar ditti ae...
A mouse fucking an elephant in coconut farm, a coconut falls on elephants head
Elephant: “Ouch“
Mouse: “Ouch vouch kuch nahi gaandu, apna SHOT tu aisa hee hota he“!!
Boy 2 dada:5 rupai dena dada!
Dada:pant ki rite jeb se le lo(jeb phati hui thi LUN hath me aa gya)
Boy:Nahi he
Dada:Left mai chek kar lo(wo bhi phati hu thi)
Boy:Pesa 1 nahi, LUN do do rakhe huwe hen
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