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Adult SMS Collection
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Thailand has the highest number of prostitutes.
What else can you expect when the country‘s name is
‘THIGH LAND‘
and the capital is
‘BANG COCK‘.
Sardar: yar aj mai pehli wari apni bv di yad pulaan wasty sharab di botl da sahara litta
frend: fer ki hoya?
Sard: hona kee see LULLI phas gai botl wich...
dulhan ne shadi k din obtan nahi lagaya to us ki dadi ne kaha beta obtan laga lo werna noor nahi chare ga> beti dosre din jab gher ayi to us ne kaha k dadi noor to aisa charha k subha hi otra...
sardar on ph: Hello (221714)
pathan, Kia???
urdu mai bolo yara.
sardar do do ek sath choda? pathan, jao gandu hum teen teen bhi ek sath choda..
Height of Surprise:
Aap ki biwi ne suhaagraat par agar aap se kaha: Plz condom use mat karna, mujhe condom se allergy hai.
A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.
Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby‘s father will die.
Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe...
teacher: agar sachay dil say raab say duaa ki jaye tu woh pori hoti hay
student: rehnay dain miss, agar aisa hota na tu aap kay pait may mera bacha hota..
main karachi chor kay ja rha hooon
Q k reema ka rape ho gya hay
or police mujhy pe shak k r rahi hay
to bhi nikal jaaa
Q k us ki kutya ka bhi rape hoa hay..
all pakistan pathan association called an emergency meeting .
they passed the important resolution unanimously about farwarding one hour
“hum say 2 ghantay peechay kara lo hum aik ghanta agay nahi kar saktay“
HAR EIK SAWAL KA USKO JAWAB KYA DEITI?
MEI APNI ZAAT KA USKO HISAB KYA DEITI?
JO EIK LAFAZ KI KHUSHBOO NA RAKH SAKA MEHFUZ!
MEI USKEY HATH MEI PURI KITAAB KYA DEITI?
Yun larz utha dil kisi ko pukar k
Jese kizan mein bikhre hon nagme bahar k
Jazba-e-mohabbat k tark-e-marasim na kar sake
Phir un k ru-ba-ru hue ham khud ko haar k
Us ne bhi mere gam ko tamasha bana dia
Phir kese mit na jaen nishan etabar k
Mehroom arzoo hain ager ham to kia hua
Kuch aur ham qadam bhi hain apne dayar k
Mere nigah-e-shok mein aane se beshtaar
Jane to hoty dard-e-shab intazar k
Her zakham muskra k saha tha mager WAQAS
Ab hosale nahi rahe saber-O-Qarar k
Yeh kia byan sab say dil kee haltain kernee
Faraz tujh ko na aeen mohabtain kerni !!!
Ek arzu thi koi shiqwa
ya shikayat rahe tum se,
issy bahanne koi
silsila rahe tum se.
Sub kuch to chor diya tum ne
dil ke zakhm bhi
nazar-andaaz kar diye
tum ne,
na koi rishta bana
na bane diya
tum ne
bas ek silsile ki
khatir
anjaan bana diya tum ne
Different name of Pussy:
Choot
Bhosra/Bhosri
Phudi/Phuda
Vagina
Condi
Cunt
Pussy
Cheer (Agay ka Cheera)
Guddi/Gudda (Punjabi)
Budi (Sindhi)
Chutt (Siraikee)
Chooli/Choola (Punjabi)
if you wnat my hot lun in your choot, come at msn for chat!
Girls ar best vehicles:
Front 2 Horns.
Back 2 Bumpers.
Self Lubricant When Hot.
Monthly Automatic Oil Change.
Highest Mileage of 9 Mnth
1 pathan ko khali msg aaya
Pathan ne usi mobile number per call ker k kaha
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Woy yaara!
Tumko malum hay?
tumhara mobile ki siyahi
khatam ho gaya hy!!!
like IPL if there was an ISL (indan sex league) the names of teams would be something like
1)hyderabad hardcore humpers
2)chennai super dicks
3)kolkata night fuckers
4)rajhistan pussies
5)punjab rammers
6)mumbai lesbians
7)dehli daredrillers
and the all time favorates
8)banglore royal strippers...
Dil ne kaha dost ko sms kartay hain,
phir khayal aya ke dil tou pagal hai,
phir socha dil agar pagal hai tou kia hoa ?
Mera dost konsa normal hai....hahahaha
““ HELP LINE ““
Agr ap kanjar han to han to 1 ka BTN dabayan.
Agr ap dalal han to 2 ka BTN dabayan.
Agr ap apni chote or khubsorat bahan pash karna chatay han to 3 ka BTN dabayan.
Agr ap apni harkat per mafee mangna chahtay han to hmaray numaenday ko wapas SMS karayan.
Agr ap may ya khubeyan mojod han to app koe BTN na dabayan, hamay app per yakeen hay.
Kaysa zamana a gia hay
“ JAZZ “
walon nay to had he kar de,
Baray baray postron maan ik larki dekhatay haan or lekhtay haan
“ Lagay Raho Raat Bhar Sirf 99 Paisay maan. “
ek larki k pass 8 inch k ghora hota hai usse dekhne k liye kafi log aate hai
ek sheikh ko ye ghora pasand aajata hai wo larki se kehta hai ye ghora mujhe de do larki mana kar deti hai
phir wo larki se poochta hai k ye tumare pass kha se aaya larki kehti hai k mere pass ek chirag hai us mein se jin nikalt hai .
sheikh kehta hai wo chirag mujhe de do
larki kheti hai lelo
sheikh us chirag ko apne ghar lejata hi
usse ragarta hai tu ek jin bahar aata hai sheikh usse kehta hai k mera ghar heero se bhardo
jin us ka ghar kheero se bhardeta hai
sheikh ko gussa aata hai wo larki k pass jata hai or kehta hai mene isse kha k mera ghar heero se bhardo is ne kheero se bhardya
larki kehti hai tu mene kon sa isse 8 inch ka ghora manga tha...
Grammer Tacher
Hina Larkoon se milna pasand nahi krti thi
batao is sentence main main Hina Kia hay
Students: Sir Hina Lesbian hai...
Youn Honton say Hont Mila lena
Kuch Dil kee bat mana lena
Kuch Hamari piyas bugha dena
Kuch Apni Piays Barha Lena...
Phone Sex
Ahhh,,.. Ah,,,, mari halat kharab hoo rahi hay (Larki)
Jano buss thora taiz hath challaoo aur socho main chood raha hoon... (Larka)
hi bohat maza aa raha hay kia main apni ungli under dall loon? (Larki)
han jano zara khayal say dalna any nails say choot ka khoon na nikal dena. (Larka)
Tum mugh ko date pay chodny doo gee (Larka)
Oey saly too kia Choday ga date par tary lun main to dum hee nahee, kiyoon kay call main nay keee hay taray pass to balance he nahee to Choot kay tail kahan say lay ga : (Larki)...
Suhag raat thi k achanak dulhe ki maa ne darwaza bajaya to dulhan bhaag kar parde k peche chup gaye dulha bola maa hai meri dulhan oho me samji chaapa par gaya...
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