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Adult SMS Collection
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TEACHER TO STUDENT;
shadi ke waqt dulhe ko ghory pr kiun bitathe hai,,
STUDENT;IS LEY K ABI B WAQT HAI BAAGH JAO.......
distribution of ladies erge 2 have sex: bengali : short n sweet
punjabi : patyala style
gujrati:half plate
marathi:chahiye hi chahiye
bhaya:etne se hmra kya hoga
south indian:2fast 2 furious.
ek sardarji ladki k bhes mein ladies party mein chala gaya bahut sara khana khane k karan who bhehosh ho gaya, sab ladies ko laga who pregnate hai ek lady uske ghagre mein hath dal kar check karti hai uske hath lund aajata hai who chilaa ti hai bache ka pair bahar aaya khicho..
ek baar osama bin laden se pucha gaya ki sune mein aaya hai ki aap k bahoot sare bache hai.osama bola hamare afghan mein sher likha gaya hai ki jis gali se gujre osama har gali ka bacha kahe ye mere abujaan....
ek ladke ne chirag ghisa usme se jin nikla aur pucha kya hukum hai mere aaka? ladka bola muje ek ladki chodh ne k liye laa do. jin bola madarchodh mein jin hoon bhadva nahi
ek ladka ek ladki ko behen keh k use apne ghar le aaya fir behen keh k chodh diya fir ladki ne pucha aap muje behen keh keh rahe the fir aap ne mere saath aisa kyu kiya ,fir ladka bola mere maa baap ne mera naam
“behenchodh “
aise hi nahi rakha!
ek ko chodh, do ko chodh , chodh na hai to chodh par dimag ki maa mat chodh...
two prostitute were talking after xmas nite , fst1 to second 1
what did u demanded from santa ? in return she said 200$ as usual !!
my eyes waits 2 see u,my ear waits 2 hear u ,my lips waits 2 kiss u & i waits 2 fuck u.
kissi se nahi kaha tere fasaney ko
janey kese khabar ho gae zamne ko
gattar bandh ho gae sarey sheher k
tumhe kis ne kaha tha nahane ko...
Ek Officer School cheking k Doran Dikhta hay k ek teacher Larki ko Pakar k Kiss Ker raha hay.....
Officer: Whar is This?
Teacher: “MAR NAHI PAYAR“
Kon Kehta hay K Hum Me Judai Ho Gi
Yeh Afvah Kisi Maderchod Ne Phelaye ho gi
Hum to Rahenge Ap ki gand Ma ghus Ker
Umeed hay Itni Jaga To Ap ne Banaye Ho Gi
mian aur bv sex karna chah rahay thay
kamray may mojood 9 saal kay baitay balcony may bhaijh kar kaha kay“muhallay may ju kuch horaha hay hay batow “
baita : ali car may jaraha hay
raza ghans katt raha hay
amin sahab bv ko chood rahay hain ....
baap : tumhay kaisay pata ?
baita : unn ka baita bhi balcony may khara hai
Que. What is the definition of “burning love”?
Ans. It’s when at night you reach out for the Vaseline gel and pick up Vicks Vaporub by mistake
Que. What’s the difference between biology and sociology?
Ans. When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.
Director commands during shooting a porn film:
LIGHTS
CAMERA
MUSIC
ERECTION (ACTION)
SOOPER Biscuits
Mama to Daughter: Beta kaisi ho?
Daughter: sooper mama
Mama:Chest kaisi hai?
Daughter: sooper mama
Mama: or GAND
Daughter:Woh to hay hi SOOPER
Mama: Beta pata hai hum nay tumharee mangni PATHAN say tay kar dee hai.
Daughter: sooper mama, hoon...kya??? pathan hai? Please aisa na
karain ,wo sirf gand maray ga.Aap nani kaisay bano ge..
Hum To Samjhe The Zakham Hai Bher Jaye Ga
Kia Khabar Thi K Rag-O-Jan Mein Uter Jaye Ga
Theek Likha Tha Mere Haath Ki Lakeeron mein
Tu Agar Pyar Kere Ga To Bikher Jaye Ga...
Ak16 sal ka ladka mar gya.
Ma said-Haye mere bache ne to abhi dunya b nahi dekhi thi.
a girl-aunti chinta mat karo maine dikha di thi...
musharaf ne apne biwi ko surprise dene
ke lye muchan katwain or chup kar ke leat gya
raat ko jab biwi ne munh per hath phera to boly
SHAUKAT AZIZ tum aaj phir a gay..
My number has been changed.
So plz call me onmy new number:-
15
Agar maira nokar uthaye to usko 2,4 suna dena wo apneaap ko police wala kehta hai..
Plz note my new number of ZONG (China Tel) now send ur sms and call at this new number....
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Bye ;->
thekedar ka beta: papa muje bhai chihiye abi aur isi waqt
thekedar:beta is kaam mai tu pore 9 mahine lagte hai
beta:papa ap tu thekedar ho 7,8 admi laga DO NA
shama pe chala muqadma parwany k khon ka
pocha geya shama sy kiyon kia khon masoom ka
keny lagi shama parwana jawani k josh main jhoom raha tha
mere agy pichy ghom raha tha
khon na karti to kiya karti bhari mehfil main mujhy chom raha tha......
shama pe chala muqadma parwany k khon ka
pocha geya shama sy kiyon kia khon masoom ka
keny lagi shama parwana jawani k josh main jhoom raha tha
mere agy pichy ghom raha tha
khon na karti to kiya karti bhari mehfil main mujhy chom raha tha......
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