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Adult SMS Collection
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1 mohager apni bhen k kamrey main gya.
usne wahan 1 plastic ka Lun dekha,
or bola acha......
To ye hota hai Bhen ka Lora....
Remix of dil ladi.
Tumhe Gand marwana bhol jye ga,
Ik bar ham se marwa kr to dekho,
Trapne pe meray phir tum na hanso gay,
Thora vich karwa kr to dekho......
News reporter Nargis se : ap ko kon sa cricketer acha lagta hai ?
Nargis : Yuhana
News reporter : maine cricketer pocha hai ap ki “HOBBY“ nahin!
Hakeen na sardar jee ke bemary ka elaag aurat ka doodh tajweez kea.
bohat mushkil se aik aurat razy hue.
doodh pilaatay hue wo aurat garam ho gae
aur sexy aawaz main boly...
Doodh k elawa kuch aur b chaheay?
sardar jee: agar saath biscuit b mil jain to maza a jae ga...
condom aur boom may kia farq hay?
boom jab phat ta hay tu insan dunya say jata hay
condom jab phat ta hay tu insan dunya may ata hay
jin ki yaad may hum deewanay hogaye
woh kus marani kay hum say bayganay hogaye
shayd unhay talash hay naye lund ki
unn ki nazar may humaray tattay aur lund puranay hogaye...
ajeb gando tha ajeb mizaj rakhta tha
shalwar utarnay say pehlay tail laga kay rakhta tha
waisay tu kehta tha “i hate lund“
magar chuppay laganay may kamal rakhta tha
pathan jab aik khobsorat larkay ko phasanay may naakam hogaya tu gussay say bola“ thik hay bachay agar tum zindagi bhar aapni phool jaisi gaand say tatti karnay ka kaam laina chahta hay tu tera marzi“
rs 1450: baby food
rs 300: doctor fee
rs 950: medicine
rs 800: toys
rs 600: diapers
rs 200:gripe water
rs 200: pampers
rs 300:baby powder
rs 500: soaps
total
rs 5000
or
condom
rs 5
faisla aap per hay :)...
rape case
wakeel larki say : aap bata sakti hain woh aadmi koun tha?
larki: koi bahar ka tha
wakeel: woh kaisay?
larki: kion kay itna bara lund humaray muhhalay may kisi ka bhi nahi hay
phuddi ,mummay , hount kuch bhi nahi
chudai ek fun kay siwa kuch bhi nahi
tumhary pass fun kay liye sab kuch hay
humaray pass lund kay siwa kuch bhi nahi
KHABARDAR
Ap ko mutlah kia jata ha ka MATRIC k EXAMS khatam ho chuky hain or BOYS awaragi karian gy. Es leya GIRS apni BREAST, GAAND or CHOUT ko BOYS k HAAT, UNGLI or LUN ki pouch se dour rakhain or aikaly ghar se nikalty waqt kum se kum 1 CONDOM apny hand-bag main ly kar nikalian
There are two things MEN like Women to do in hurry.....
Dress and Undress.
Attitude . . . . No Sex...... No Life...... . . . . . Or . . . . Know Sex..... Know Life..... Choice Is Ur‘s... ;-
ur Choice?
AALIF SAT YAY TAK (CHOOT)
Alif For: Agg wali Choot
Bay for: Hayhoda choot
Pay for: Payasi Choot
Teay for: Tasalee Danay wali choot
Tay for: Toti hoi choot
Say for: Sabit choot
Jeem for: Jalway wali choot
Chay for: Chahat wali Choot
Hay for: Hazri wali Choot
Khay for: Khayaloon Wali Choot
Dal for: Doolat Wali Choot
Zal for : Zaleel Choot
Ray for: Raseeli choot
Seen for: Sahulat Wali choot
Sheen for: Shookeen Choot
Sawad for: Soday wali choot
Zawad for: Zidi Choot
Tuen for : Tootli Choot
Zuen for : Zalim Choot
Aien for: Ainak Wali choot
Gaien for: Ghalti wali Choot
Noon for: Nangi Choot
Waoo for: Wajbi Choot
Hay for: Hilti hoi choot
Yaey for: Yaqeen wali choot
A-for Akala Lun
B for Baitha Lun
C for Choota Lun
D for Drawoona Lun
E: Engry Lun
F: Fatty Lun
G: Geela Lun
H: for Hungry Lun
I: Ikra hova Lun
J: Jangli Lun
K: Kuta Lun
L: Lamba Lun
M: Mota Lun
N: Newly Born Lun
O: Offensive Lun
P: Pagal Lun
Q: Quick Lun
R: Raseela Lun
S: Sweet Lun
T: Tera Lun
U: Ujla Lun
V: Vertical Lun
W: Watchable Lun
X: X-tra Larg Lun
Y: Yello Lun
Z: ZEHREELA LUN
if want my lun then come at chat..
monkeys nd girls both are same !!
becaz they fight only for banana
boys and rats both are same becaz they are always seraching for holes
judge admi say :jab mulzim nay tum per qatilana hamla kia uss waqt tumharay hath may kia tha ?
admi: sir mulzim ki bivi ka mamma:)
Talaaq K Baad Husband & Wife Apna Samaan Alag Kr Rehay They ...
Husband: Bra Daitay Hoey
Yeah Lo Apnay
“Doodh Ka Dhukkan“...
Wife: Underwear Daitay Hoey
Yeah Lo Apnay
“Murday Ka Kaffan“
Insurance policy ka Numaynda : Sardar je App Policy lain, app k Bachoon ko pesay milein gay
Sardar : Agar bachey Naa Hoon To
App ki B.V ko
agar B.V na Hoo to
App k Maa Baap Ko
Agar Maa Baap bhi Naa Ho to
APp k Behan bahiyon ko
Sardar : koi iesi policy Nahi Jiss say muje Pesa Miley
Numaynda : App Ko Nahi Mil Sakte
Sardar : ye To policy Naa hoi
BEhan Da Puda Hua Joo Main Nahi Le Sakta Baqi Sab ley Sakte Hai......
Teacher Girl Se....
Tum Kal School Keon Nahen Aae Thein?
Girl: Sir Mujhay Tattian Lagy Hoe Thein.
Teacher: To Kea Hoa? Hamain
TaTTay Lagay Hoay Hain
Ham To Roze Aatay Hain...!!!
Ye Meri Shalwar Mein Kya Horhaa Hai Chota Sa Kuch Bara Ho Raha Hai Waise To Ye Bara Shareef Hai Tumhare Ehtaram Mein Khara Ho Raha Hai ...
Wedding night ki subah Delhe ne Dulhan se Pocha.
“Kesa Mehsoos ker rahi ho?“
Dulhan: Aap ne to mujhe College k dino ki yaad dila di.
Difference between chicken and baby
Que.stion: What is the difference between a chicken and a baby?
Answer: Chicken is the result of a sitting hen while the baby is the result of standing cock.
chat for make choot hot come...
A Perganent Lady TeAcher
(Jisk| shAlwAr PhAti hOi tHi)
Bacho Batao mujhi beta hoga ya beti. . .?
One boy: Beta.
lAdy teAcher: tujhy kesy pata chala. . .?
Boy : Ap jAb jhukeen theen tub mein ny bAchy k| mOnchEn dEkh lEin theen.
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