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Adult SMS Collection
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I love you in blue, I love you in red. But most of all, I love you in bed...
Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room"
And the grand prize is a night with me!..
us ne kaha or dabao ,,,,, main dabaya ,,, us ne kaha or dabao ,, main ne or dabaya ,,,us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya ,,, us ne kaha paint bhi nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya dekha ho gya na suit case band
Kuch larkiyan khare hu kar dyti hein
Kuch larkiyan bend hu kar dyti hein
Kuch larkiyan tu beht kar dyeti hein...
Jharoo..
A BLIND BOY WAS DISTRIBUTING SWEETS TO EVERY ONE…..
AN AUNTY WAS HAVING BATH. KNOWING THAT THE BOY IS BLIND SHE JUST CAME OUT WITH OUT DRESS AND HAD THE SWEET FROM THE BOY… SHE ASKED HIM “ WHY SWEETS ?” THE BOY REPLIED.
“ AUNTY AUNTY I GOT MY EYE SIGHT “AUNTY...
Teacher asked- Beenu ye bata ki aap bade ho yaa tumhare papa ji.
Beenu ans.- main bada hoon.
teacher.- why ?
Beenu- manine apni maa ka doodh 10 saal pahile chood diya tha, papa ji abhi bhi pite hai.
Din Ko Dogi Toa Susat Rahogi Raat Ko Dogi Toa chusat rahogi din Raat Dogi toa Tandrust rahogi...
Love is a name,
Sex is the game,
Forget the name,and,
Play the game.
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen
Children playin outside cars can cause accidents.but adults playin inside cars can cause children by accident!
Boys should tell their trousers that it's rude to point...
I didnt kiss ur boyfriend! I told his lips a secret!!
Love is the victim's response to the rapist.
Q-Wht's common between man n monkey?
An-monkey daal daal pe koodta hai aur man daal daal ke koodta hai...
“The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.”
Women's restroom...
I've got a good friend who married a Doctor.
One day he told her: "You need to do something to spice up our love-making".
Soon thereafter, he came home and found her in bed with another man who is also an M.D.
"Why?" asked her husband. "You said I needed to do something to spice up our love-making;
I just wanted to get a Second Opinion", she replied...
Husband: Shall we try a different position tonight?
Wife: That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
A newly married gal got 1st class in her B.Ed xms. Her xcited husbnd sent telgrm 2 her parents - my wife FIRST CLASS IN BED''
Peaches r sweet & so r plums, I have a degree in playing wiv tongues, U be my teacher in how tongues flex, & we become masters in hot oral sex.
God made flower, god made cheese, God made you for me to squeeze, god made fanta, god made pepsi, when god made you, damn he made you sexy...
What is live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you...
You got the style. You got the intelligence and you sure got the body!..
Are you a mum? I am not a dad! Maybe you could help me with that!...
Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!..
If your right leg was thanksgiving and Your left leg was Christmas could I meet U between the holidays?...
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