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Adult SMS Collection
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Sardar 2 his Wife:
My frend told me dat he has fuckd every woman in our buildng excpt one
Wife:“It must be Poonam on 4th floor. She is very traditional“!
Rina: what is the difference between boys & girls? Seema-
Boys are naughty, we are beauty, they‘ve chest, we are breast. Rina-
They‘ve night falls, we‘ve 2 big balls,they‘ve a big pole,we‘ve a big hole.
Seema : They can fuck‘ we can suck. They are brilliant‘ we are pregnant
and at last we are “LOVERS“ They R “FUCKERS“.
Doniya my 1 dost mere liye banaya Hay jise AP k rup m paya Hay
Tu mere dil Me aise samaya Hay
jaise 36 No K Mummay ko zabrdsti 32 No k Brazier me gusaya hai.
Niche ap k lye DOSTI ka gift hai
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Danda hai.
Gand me Ghusa le
Msg karta nahi
Gift chahiye
GANDU KO...
5 inch ka hai
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Size normal hai
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Mazboot hai
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Ziada mota bi nahi hai
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2 larkian dekh chuki hain
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Lena hai to bolo
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Mera NOKIA 2310
Boy2sales Girl:give a condom?
salesGirl:Can I touch ur Penis 4 size?
Boy:ok
SalesGirl:Give him “M“ size,
wait..
Give “L‘
wait..
Give ‘XL‘
oh sitt
Give me a tissuepaper..
Pilot to tower: “i‘m 300 miles from land, 600 feet over water & no fuel, plz instruct.“
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Tower to pilot: “bund marao!!!“
Police to Mujrim : tune Bache ki gand kyu mari??
Mujrim : ji janab Thand thi or bacha khoobsurat tha,
Police : ab Bacha kaha hai??
Mujrim : wo khush hai or sms pad raha hai.....
lady 2 Dr:meray hunb ka bohot bara hai,andar dalta hai to kalejay ko lagta hai
Dr:chota kerdon kya?
Lady:nai nai,mera kaleja thora opper kerdo...
Msg: Alama Iqbal specialy said for Maulana Fazlur Rehman
nahi hai tera nasheman asembly k aewaano par.
tu gandu hai guzara kar Bannu k pathaano par.
Sirf Utni Piyo Ke Hosh Qaayam Rahe
Kyunki Ghalib Ne Arzkiya Hai
Raat Bhar Sharab Pi
Rat Cut Gai...
Subah Jab Hisaab Kiya, Gaand Phat Gai...
Kehte Hyn K Manni Ka Ek Qatra = 100 Drops Of Blood
If Its Correct
Tou Phir
Dracula
Madarchod Khoon Kion Choosta Hy
LUND Kion Nahi . . . ? ? ?
1 Khara Lund Ki Qeemat Tum Kia Jano
Babu
Har Larki Ka Khwab Hota Hai
1 khara Lund
Har Suhagan Ki Choot Ka Taj Hota Hai
1 khara Lund
Har Randi K Dhande Ka Raaz Hota Hai
1 khara Lund
Aur Tum Jaise Ganduo‘n Ki gaand Phaar Deta Hai
1 khara Lund . . .
Biwi: Hai Rabba, Bohat Sardi Hai
Shohar: Pata Hai (PHir Gussay Se Bola)
hamri Auratain Chudwane Se Nah i
Nahane Se khabrati Hain .
Teacher= Batao Larkian Brazier Kion Pehanti Hyn . . . ?
Boy: Ta K Breast Ziada Bubbling Na Karain
Girl: NO sref larkoo k khate kyon k
Khula Doodh Sehat k Liye Muzzir Hy
AaJ Ladkiya mardo
se kam nahi,
Hume is bat ka
koi gam nahi,
Mane ke wo chand
pe jaegi,
Magar zamin pe
Akar,
Hami
se
CHUDWAYEGI....;->
Teacher: Jab Me Parhati Hon Tou Tum Sir Me Teil Kyun Laga Lete Ho ?
Student: Kal Raat Mumm Papa Se Keh Rhi Thi Agar Andar Nahi Ja Raha Ho Tou Teil Lagao. . . :p
Sab Se Ziada Larkion Ki Izzat Kon Kerta Hai . . . ? ? ?
Oye Yaar Apna Chotu ( LUN ) Jo Dekht Hii Khara Ho Jata Hai . . . ;-
Itz Ma Eyes
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Ab Neachay Kiya Lund Dekhe Ga ??
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Le Dhk Le
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Q: What Is The Similarity Between ELECTION & ERECTION ??
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Ans: Dono Mey UMEEDWAAR ‘ KHARA Hota Ha
Old man : Darling me tumhare liye aasman TAAREy tod launga...
Wife : Bhenchod ,, mu se mungfli to todi nahi jati,,
GAND se akhrot todne ke sapne dekh raha hai.....
A Girl Who
Opens Her Hand
Rceives
GiFTS
Opens
Her Heart
Rceives
LOVE
But When
she opens her
legs
She Rceives
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Aik Dafa Dulha
3 Din Baad Suhag Raat Mana Kar Nikla
Tou Dosto Ne Pocha
Itne Din Suhag Raat ??
Dulha Kamino Pehlay Ye Batao Tail Ki Botel Main Elfy Kis Ne Dali Thi
Shaikh Rasheed to musharf: sir humara kiya hoga?
Musharf: election
jeet sakte ho?
Shaikh Rasheed: mushkil he
musharf: phr mere lund pe charh k bolo
JEAY BHUTTO.
Girl:Meri Chot Main Ungli Dalo. Dusri B Dalo. Ab Pura Hath B Dalo.Ab Dusra Hath B Dalo Ab Dono Hathon Se Taali Bajao.
Boy: Nahi Bajti
Girl:dekha Kitni Tight Hai
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