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Adult SMS Collection
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Sofi sahab aj koi dil hila denay wala sher sunao!
Acha yeh lo beta
ay hasen lerki to nay ki khobsorat mefil saja ker rakhi h .wawawawa
jo cheez main manghta hon ap nay tangon main chupa ker rakhi h .wawawa
sofi sahab main nay to dil hilanay wala sher kaha tha ap nay to mera pora lund hila diya hahaha
Define BREAST?.
B - Beautiful
R - Round Shaped
E - Equipment
A - Amazingly
S - Soft with
T - Tasty Milk........
Peo Sir Utha kay
AN English Woman asked 2 Punjabi women.Wat is ur daily routine ? Punjabi women: Hai behna saada ki kehna,saara din chulley te,te saari raat LULLAY te...
Aik Totli Larki Suit Rangwaney Key Liye Rang Waley Key Pass Gayee Aur Boli: . . . . . . . . “Lun Waley Meley Chut Main Essa Lun Dalna Key Chut Phut Jaye Magar Lun Na Nikley“...
NAZUK SEE KALI
TERI CHOOT HAY KITNI BHALEE
TARAY MAMNY HAIN SHEHAD SAY BHEE MITAY
AUR HONT WAH WAH KITNY RUSEELAY
NAZUK KALI, LAY LAY MARI MUNG PHALI.
TERSAEY BHEE, TARPAEY BHEE AUR MAZA YEH DILAY BHEE.
RASEELI CHOOT, YEH METHI CHOOT BHEE,
SUB KOO ROND RALAY GA YEH ROLLER LUN BHEEE.
Q: gharibi ki had kya hai?
A: jab 1 larki 2 rupay main chudwane ko tayar ho,
.
Aur
.
.
aur aap k pass sirf 1 rupya ho......
“HONEY MOON“
H- Hey!Mat Karo
O- Oh!Na Dabao
N- Nipple Dukhti Hai
E- Etna Lamba
Y- Ye dalo gey
M- Mar Gai
O- Or Dalo
O- Or Tez
N-Nikal Gaya...
HUSBAND : Mein pyaar ki gEhrai aur ishq ki unchaai ko dekhna aur chhuna chahta hun..
BV: Seedhe kyun nahi kehte ke PANTY aur BRA utaar doo...
Samajh dunya k raaz ko,
Cheel chod rahi hai baaz ko,
Noukar chod raha hai saab ko,
Beta chod raha hai baap ko,
Agar bach gaye hain aap to,
Hum chod denge aap ko.
Name Of Russian Sex Minister “Zabardasti BoobPresski “
Chinese Sex Minister “Gaand Soong Lee“
Indian Sex Minister “Chodumal Lundwani“
&
Pakistani Sex Minister “Shake Rasheed‘ ;->
Bachey Ki Sehat K Liye Zaruri Hay Bachey Ki “MAA KA DOODH“
oR
Bachey K Baap Ki Sehat K Liye Zaruri Hai Bachey Ki “MAA KI CHOOT"...
Dost nu LUN kaho ya LUN nu dost kaho,
koi farak nahi...
kyu ki...
Dona da kam hai moke te khade hona..
HOR V LUN KI HAAL HAI...
Tu Gori na hundi,
tu sohni na hundi,
sada dil di chori na hundi,
ke karna se tere husan da,
je dono pattan de vich mori na hundi......
Aids Awareness slogan:
“Cover ur Stump before you pump“
“Dont be Silly-
Protect ur lully“
“Dont be fool,
Condoomize ur tool“
Dedecated to all careless FUCKERSSS.......!!!
tERI AANKHO MEIN AANSU AUR CHERE PE HASI HAI,
WAH..
tERI AaNKHO MEIN AaNSU
OR CHERE PE HASI HAI,
aISA LAGTA HAI JAISE TERI
LuLLI ZIP ME PHASI HAI!
A Little girl asked a call girl Annty you have a car Bangloo and a bank balance what‘s your business Call girl said kuch nahi bus chota sa “ Hole sale “ ka business hay...
“Arz Kia Hai“
Jan-e-Mann Mujhe Maar Daalo,
Zara Meri Paint Me Haath Dalo,
Lamba Lage To Kaat Dalo,
Mota Lagay To Chaat Dalo,
Acha Lagay To Apni CHOOT Mein LE Dalo...
Arz kia hai...1rupya
bacha k puri zindagi nahi
kat jaye gi,
1 rupya bache ke puri zindagi
nahi kat jaye gi,
1 msg kar de gandu teri
gand nahi phat jaygi.........-;>
Barish me ladki ke bheege huye boobs dekhkar.
Boy- apki head light on ho gai hai.
Girl: mera baap bill bhrega tumhe kya?
boy: par bijli ka khamba to mera hil raha hai...!
Why Did English Teacher
Slap Santa?
Because Santa Asked
Her:
Y Is Bra Is
Singular
When It Cover 2
&
Panties
Plural When It Cover
Only One?
A Criminal Broke Into Bed Room ,Tied Up Husband & Wife ,
Kissed Wife‘s Ear & Went 2 Bathroom..
Husband: Satisfy Him Or He Will Kill Us ,Be Strong I LOVE YOU.
Wife: He Did‘t Kiss Me , He Whispered In My Ear That He‘s Gay ,Needs Vaseline I Told Him Its In The Bathroom . So Be Strong I Love U Too ;->
Aam zindagi-
“Yaar plz kuch sms to bhej diya karo.“
Mentos zindagi-
“Oye bhosrike,madharchod,chutiye.
Balance gaya maa chudane sms kar
Shohar:- Ye lo, Sara din riksha chalaya,400 kamaya aur 350 ka tail lag gaya.
Wife:- Ye lo 1 ghanta din ka lagaya 5000 kamaya aur 1 Qatra tail ka nahi lagaya...
WO KIA CHEEZ HA JO AGAR NA HOTI TO AAJ PAKISTAN HER AFAT SE MEHFOOZ HOTA.
Kia
NAHE PATA
KOSHISH KARO
MUSHARAF KI MAA KE CHOOT..
SARDAR TO SHOPKEEPER: MERE SIZE KA CONDOM MILEGA?
SHOPKEEPER: TUM ITNE BARE CONDOM KA KIA KAREGE?
SARDAR: FANCY DRESS SHOW ME LUND BAN KAR JAONGA
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