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Adult SMS Collection
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Dhhooom Dhdaaak...
dhoom
tha thaaaa
thusss thaaaaa dhoom dim
dhaa tha tha tha
tha thu thusssss fiss tha thaaaaaa dhoom dhdaaka...
“JAB TERI GAND FATEGI TO ESI AWAAJ AYEGI...“
aik pathan ko us ke khuwab main usse koi chod deta hai woh subah ja kar apna bank account bund kar wa deta hai kyun?
kyunki bank ke uper likha hota hai hum aap ke khuwabon ko haqeeqat main budlen ge...
Grammer teacher: “Parkash beer nahi peeta hai..“
is Senstence me Parkash kya hai??
Student: ji Parkash FUDDU hai..
Pati patni SEX kar rahe they Achanak se bacha utho gaya,
PAPA: le bete 10 Rs ICECREAM kha aa..
BETA: asi FUDDU ni haa...
Jo Rs 10 lai apni maa chuda laiye.....
Rub teri badnami ch barkat pave,
kuteyan de lun te tenu bithave,
jang lag je teri mashook di ghoosi nu,
utton tere lun vich mirchan paave,
fevicol lag je teri bund nu,
utton Tatti apna jor pave,
sap lad je tere tatteyan te bladder suj ke laal ho jave,
je haale v tu msg na kare ta rab kare teri bund fatttttttttttttttttttttt jave....
ek afghani bola- hamare registan me “khushamdeed“ bolo to vapis awaj ati hai..
“aamdid...
aamdid...“
Himachali- hamare pahaado me “ i love u“ kaho to wapis awaj ati hai
“love u“
“love u“
punjabi bola eh te kuch nahi .saade ethe awaaj maaro “teri maa di fuddi“ wapis
awaaj aandi hai “teri pan di fuddi...“
Pregnant aurat ko dekh ker 1 lerki boli:
Lagta ha makan ban gaya ha
or kiraye dar b a gaya ha.
Pregnant lady boli:
Mazdur farigh hae, bhejon kiya??.?
Violets are corny,
When I think of you
Ohhh baby I get horny,
Eat me,
Beat me,
Bite me,
Blow me,
Suck me,
Fuck me,
Very slowly,
If you kiss me,
Don‘t be sassy,
Use your tongue and make it nasty!
Badan Uska Silky Ho,
Breast Uski Milky Ho,
Dekhne Me Chikni Ho,
Pehni Usne Bikini Ho,
Neche Uske Chimney Ho....
Lamba Apna Danda Ho,
Usme Jaake Thanda Ho
Aurat ko choot ki gehrai pe naaz hai to
hame apne Lun ki lambai par naaz hai
Ager uski choot SHABNAM KA SHABAB HAI TO
HAMARA LUN bhi LUCKNOW ka NAWAB hai
kal chodney ki raat thi shab bar howa na uska khara
mein ney kaha muthel hey to tab he nahi hota khara
ham bhi wahin mojood they ham bhi sab dekha kiyey
ham hans diey phir hans diey par howa na uska khara
ab is lan pey kia malein key ye soney sey uthey
mein ney kaha thook meri, us ney kaha coopa tera
ghar mein terey band ker bund teri he marein magar
ghar tera, bad tera, ami teri, abba tera
adhi raat key waqt, sanatey mein aik dam us ney kaha
ho gaya hey khara, ab maan ka phuda tera
ab maan chuda jaldi sey wasi key nechey a
aaj pharoon ga bund teri phuda teri
jab se to ney mujey kana bana rakha hey
lora her shaks ney hathon me utha rakha hey
boht hein harami ker detey hein zakhmi agey pechey sey
kya yonhi ham ney apni gand ko chupa rakha hey
Galib pe ladki ne SUSU kar diya.
Galib: e chanchal shokh hasina ye kesi nadani hai?
Girl: jis jheel se tumne janam liya,
ye usi ka paani hai,,,
Shohar bola Gud Night
BV boli kesy Gud Night
Pehly bend kero light
Phir Karo Choot se fight
Jab nikly white white
Phir Kehna Gud Night
Aurat apny Breast ko zor zor se hilany laggi
Phir apny Bachy ko Dood pilany lagi
Husband: Yeh kia ker rahi thi?
BV: Sharma k! G wo Milkshake Bana rahi thi
Na Hum aids se derty hain
Na hi Condom se kerty hain
Hum to duniya se derty hain
Iss liye Haath se kerty hain
HAPPY MUTTHH DAY
Send this msg to urs 5 MUTHHAL friends
1 Pathan Lun pe tail laga k
Tissu pas rakh k
Nuswar moun mein rakh k
Tyar behta tha
Pocha Khan saab intizar kis ka hai
Khan
bus
Zara
Ye
MAAL msg perh le
Mehndi laga kay Rakhna.
Choot kee Shave bana kay Rakhna.
Choot koo Paintee Pehna kay Rakhna.
Aiein gay Taray Sajna
Chondy tughay Gori.
Lun ka tail Sanbhal kay Rakhna.
A child on juice corner-
Papaji koi aisi Machine nahi hai Jisme Juice dalo to Fal nikle?
Father- Hai,
Teri Mummy.
Usme maine Juice dala to Tu nikal aaya..!!..
Aik rap case Babu bhai k area m hua, Babu ne ladkey se pucha “kya kia?
Boy: ladki ne apne ghar bulaya main ne socha babu bhai ka area hay kuch garbar na hojaye.
Babu bhai: phir?
Boy: main usk ghar gaya phir b socha babu bhai ka area....
Babu Bhai: phir?
Boy:ladki nangi thi maine socha k Babu Bhai ka area.....
Babu Bhai: phir?
Boy:usne tangen upar uthain,maine phir socha Babu Bhai ka area.....
Babu bhai: Babu bhai ki maa ko chod, aur agay kia hua?
Boy: maine yahi soch kar chod dia
Aik pathan ki shadi hui usne dulhan ka ghoongat uthaya aur pyar se bola
“o khocha tum itna khobsorat hai to tmhara bhai kitna khubsorat hogi:-)“
1 pathan condom lene medical store par gaya or condom ka nam bhol gaya. Dukandar: kia chahiay?
Pathan (apna dick table pe rakh kar) : khocha is ki casing dedo.
Perfume wala : “Sahab perfume lelo perfume lelo.“
sardar: 25 paise wala dikhao...
Perfume wala: Gand me ungli dal ke sungh le...!
names of lun with ages
01-05: nono
06-10: phullo
11-14: lulli
15-20: lun
20-25: pyaasa
26-35: shikari
36-50: naram garam
51-60: kaam chor
61-75: zinda lash
Sardar:Ooe murgi kitne ki hai?
Dukandar:30 rupay ki.
Sardar:Hain 30 rupay ki,itni susti keu?
Dukandar:Ise AIDS hai.
Sardar:De do.Khani hai bund thori marni hai
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