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Adult SMS Collection
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10 qualities of a perfect girlfriend -
Truthful,
Intelligent,
Gentle,
Humble,
Tolerant,
Polite,
Understanding,
Sexy,
Smart,
Youthful.
In short - TIGHT PUSSY
Do sardar jinhone ne kabhi train nahi dekhi thi wo apni behan ko sasural se mayke le ja rahe thay...
Behan ko susu aaya wo jhadiyo me beth gai...
itne me train aa gai sardar bola..
“bhen di fuddi kinni vaddi“
behan khadi ho ke “veera tu kado dekh liti...“
Why do women wear panty?
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Bcause State law says all the man-holes must be covered
when not in use,,,,
Jean Soniye sharbati rang tera,,,
Jean Soniye sharbati rang tera,,,
jive sawan de mahine beriya ne,
je tu rus gai saade lun nu thund tere vargiya hor batheriyan ne...
A girl Curiously touched PENIS of horse,
Horse got excited and ran away,,
Sardar said: Ab mera bhi pakad ,
muje mera ghoda pakadna hai“
a Widow to her boyfriend: NO sex plz,i m still mourning my husband death,
Boyfriend: thats why i hv worn a black condom So open your legs & accept my deep Condolance..
Tu mujhe bhul jaye ye me hone nahi dunga...
tere jaise dost me khone nahi dunga...
Roj ek sms karte rehna,,
nahi to
Gaand bhi marunga or rone nahi dunga...
A kid BOY down his pant and ask girl “Do u have this?“
Girl: lift her skirt up and says “My mom says if u have this u can get plenty of those...“
Jatts interview in u.s embassy,
Q ur name please?
A: Baldev Singh
Q: Sex?
A: ji 2 times in a day
Q: I mean male or female?
A: donsnot matter jo mil je ohi Thok di daaa...
chalti bus may jagha na milnay par 1 larki ko baba je
nay goud may bitha lia.
kuch dair baad larki khari hoi aur gussay say boli
“ya enu bitha ya menuu“
tu sacha hai apne maan se
tu izzatmand hai apne fun se
tu smart hai apne fashion se
tu zaheen hai apne bharam se
tu jo kuch bhi hai mere lund se
phatan ki poetry kissi khobsurat lerke k lie
biwi ko bhula k tujh pe sawari kerega
tujh pe hum apna pani nisar kerega
zindagi bhar tujh ko lund pe bitahyega
merte dam tak teri kus mai fire kerega
suna hai tu sharmata bhut hai
kuch kahin teray bare mai suna hai. tu itrata bhut hai
socha tha ajj raat chodo tujhe
per kia keron tu chillata bhut hai
English Officer ailan kar raha tha aur Sardar translate kar
raha tha:
O PEOPLE
“O PEHN CHODO“
IT IS ANNOUNCED HARDLY
“ BUND PARR ELAN KITA JANDA EY“
IF ANYONE INTERFERE IN GOVERNMENT
“J KISSEY NE HUKOOMAT NAL MAA YAWAI KITI“
HE WILL BE PUNISHED ELEPHANTLY
“ONOO HATHI DE LUN NAAL BAND DITTA JAEY GA‘
THATS ALL
“LUN TE CHARO“
GAL- KIYA DAYKH TE HOO
BOY- MAMMAY TUMARE
GAL- KIYA CHATE HOO
BOY- CHOOT TUMARI
GAL_ NA HUM JO KHA DE
BOY -TU HUM GAAND PHAR DENGE TUMARI
Aadmi ka UNDERWEAR
EK mithai ki dokan hai jis may
1-Cream roll hai
2-Gulab jaamun hai
3-kouch swaiyan hai
AUR khushi k moqay per kheer bhi banti hai
Hamari
Ek muskurahat
Pe
aap gaand marwa baithe,
Aap shalwar pehanne hi wale thay?
K
Hum phir muskura baithe...
Us ne kaha kon ho tum?
Main ne kaha hasrat tumhari,
Us ne kaha takte ho kia?
Main ne kaha Surat tumhari,
Us ne kaha karte ho kia?
Main ne kaha poja tumhari,
Us ne kaha kafir ho kia?
Main ne kaha aisa hi sahi,
Us ne kaha chahte ho kia?
Main ne kaha muhabat tumhari,
Us ne kaha pachtao gay,
Main ne kaha kismat hamari.
Us ne kaha
Married hoon main.
Me ne kaha
MA KI KUSSS TUMHARI.....
Chachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge!!
Bhatija: Thik Hai.
Chachi: Hum 10/- plate chaat bechenge.
Bhatija: Main dukaan pe board laga dunga k '10/- me chachi ki chaat lo'.
Bari Barsi khatan gaya c,khaat ke lyande shole..
20 din hoge fuddi ne mili.. lun kukar wangu bole..
fuddi leni di...
Jehdi de ke Thankyou bole...Burrrrrrra...
is sawal ka jawab jo nahi dega who gando
do bhai the
1 ka nam mun mai loga
2 ka gand mai loga
mun mai loga mar gaya to kon bacha ?
jaldi jawab do
THREE EXPERIENCE IN SEX :
'PRE-MARITAL SEX'
IS TRAINING EXPERIENCE!
'MARITAL SEX'
IS GAINING EXPERIENCE!
'EXTRA-MARITAL SEX'
IS ROAMING EXPERIENCE . . . ;->
Mom found a Condom in Daughter's Bedroom
She went Straight to her and asked
What is this?
Girl replied-Toh aap kya Chahti hain mein is umr mein Maa ban Jaon?
Agr 'CYCLE' Ko Vote Do Ge Tu 2008 mein:
Ata chut sy b mehnga hoga
Gas sirf gand sy nikly gi
Pani sirf lund sy hasil hoga
Current sirf tatton me reh jy ga...
A Kid In A Bus Sitting Behind Driver Starts Saying
Kid : If My Dad Was A Bull And My Mom A Cow I'd Be A little Bull
Driver Got Mad At Noisy Kid , Kid Continues
Kid : If My Dad Was An Elephant And Mom A Girl Elephant So I
Would Be A Little Elephant
Kid Goes On And On With Many Animal Names.When Driver Gets
Angry And Said
Driver : If Yous Father Was GAY And Your Mother Was A
Prostitute??
Kid Smiles And Said : I Would Be A BUS DRIVER
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