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Adult SMS Collection
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Yakeen naheen kar paati hoon,
tumne bhi mujhko yaad kiya!
aur main hoon aisi pagli,
teri khatir khuda ko bhula diya!!
jab chanda muskaata thha,
mast hawa jab behti thhi!
yaad tumhari aate hi,
gudgudi choot mein hoti thhi!!
rimjhim-rimjhim barkha mein,
jab bilkul tanha main hoti!
takiye pe sar ko rakh karke,
tere lund ki yaad mein thhi roti!!
soch ke dil bhar aata hai,
sang hote to kya ho sakta thha!
main har pal chooma karti tumko,
har lamha mera ho sakta thha!!
ab jab tum aa jaoge,
chun lenge hum phir se kadiyan!
choomungi hur pal lund ko,
madhur banayenge ghadiyan!!
ek saal se tanhaa hoon,
milne par aankhen bhar aayengi!
tere badan ko chhoote hi,
choot meri beh jaayegi!!
main haath tumhare baandhoongi,
phir lund ko jee bhar choosoongi!
ro-rokar kahoge chodo dimple,
main ghanton tak bas choosoongi!!
jab lund tumhara royega,
phir choosoongi main nipple!
tab jaake samjhoge tum,
ik baras rahi kaise dimple!!
phir tum maafi maangoge,
main phir bhi roothoongi tumse!
tum kaan ko haath lagaoge,
chato meri, phir kahoongi tumse!!
tum choot mein jeebh ghusaoge,
mere shikwe beh jaayenge!
jaanghon mein tumhe dabate hi,
faasle sab mit jaayenge!!
mammo ko sahlate hee,
gaand pe haath firaate hee!
jab lund choot mein jaayega,
mit jaayenge sab gile mere,
phir, dil se dil mil jaayega!!
kabhi main upar aa jaungi,
kabhi mujhe bana lena ghodi!
hum tum ik dooje ko chodenge,
lakhon mein ek, humaari jodi!!
mohan mujhe bana lo apna,
koi naheen hai tum jaisa!
har pal royi hoon main tum bin,
hua jo thha, phir naa ho waisa!!
Aik larki na aik larke ko fone kia ke ghar aa jao ghar koi nahi ha
karka us ke ghar gaya to ghar sachi koi nahi tha
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TAALA LAGA HUA THA
:- chhota sardar apni ma ko chugali lagata hai
'Mummy Billo aunty ki billi ne sharab pi hai!'.
Maa: 'achchha! tujhe kaise pata?'
chhota sardar: 'Pappaa onna nu keh rahe si, 'Teri pussy vadi nashili haegi
PUNJABI teacher to a student :Table par ink kisne girai hai?
'isko punjabi me bol ke batao'
Student : Eh kine maa chudai hai..
Ghadi ditergent tikiyya walo k yahan beti ke rishte ke liye line lagi hui thi..
Kyuki..unka dava hai 'PEHLI ISTEMAL KARO PHIR VISHWAS KARO....'
que:- wat is confidence?
ans :-once ten boys deside to purpose a girl,
9 boy came with rose and
1 with CONDOM..!
Thats the confidence...
Young Maalkin and Pappu Naukar were kidnapped
and raped by robbers.
Maalik to Pappu - Shakal dekhi thi unn logon ki?
Pappu - Maalkin se pucho, mujhe toh ulta litaya thaa
1 Call Gal Subah Subah naha dhokar, tayaar hokar apni panty k andar
Agarbatti ghuma rahi thi..
Dusri Call Gal ne pucha 'Yeh Kya Kar Rahi Ho...?'
To pehli wali ne jawab diya
'DUKAAN KHOLNE KA TIME HO GAYA HAI . .
ik sardar ny apna lun hath wich phar ka ik larki koloon pochia
aa ki aa larki kandi chooha a
sardar kenda a lurki theek a eno tay lun da v pata ni eng karda
edy naal shadi kar layna
shadi kar k shuag raat o sardar poochda a ki a o lurki fir kendi
a chooha a
sardar kenda hoon dus ee dawaan vechari no k a lun aa
sardar kenda aa choowa nai a lun a
lunki khandi sardara ghoot na bhool lun ty wady wady hondy nay
WEDDING INVITAION
Mr. & Mrs. Harami Singh request ur Chootiya
presence on the Fucking Marriage of their Behn-Chod son
LORA SINGH
with
PHUDDI KAPOOR
D/O Mr. & Mrs. Gandu Singh
Venue:
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Kanwal Randi ka Kotha, Bhosri Pura, Distt.
Kanjar Abad, Chudai Pur, Randistan.
Program:
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Chuma Chati on 25th July
Mammay Dikhai 26th July
Choot Chati on 28th July
Full Chudai on 30th July
R.S.V.P.
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Mama Muthal,
Lala Loray Lal,
Masi Kus Devi
or Baby Lully Singh
teacher nay 'braizer' nahi pehna tha aur
kameez kay 2 button khol gaye.
yeh daikh kay 2 bachay hansnay lagay tu
gussay say boli 'hanso maat warna dono ko
bahar nikal doungi'
TELE-FUN TELE-FUN
Kyun udaas bethay ho?
Aao, main tumhain apna TOPA dikhaon
* Main tumhain sunaon ga Sexy Lateefay
* Full Chootyapay k SMS
* Logon ki Chudayon ki kahaniyan
* Doonga Randio k numbers
To phir jaldi milao
0900-78601
0900-Chhotay Tattay Mota Lun
TELE-FUN TELE-FUN
Teri Gan or Mera Lun
TELE-FUN
dulhan ka tan dekh ke lund huye jawan
khana khan bhool gaye sadi main mehman...
docter docter khel main dayi sui lagaye
ab to padosan roj hi khelan ghar ku aye
madam ji ne dayi saza nanga kar ke moye
lund dekhat hi mero chut main khujli hoye
mere lund ko dekh ke chut sab chup jahye
marbane ko sok hai phatwane ko naye...
chut chut sab ek si chahen ja ki lo
jo na dewe aap hi ba pa khud char lo
saali pe ja ke charo saala mera jawan
waki gaar phar ke kar diyo laho luhan
dba dba ke aapne chuche ko bdaye
je kasi bhojayi hai nangi hi so jaye...
kal chode so aaz chod, aaz chode so ab
bibi to chudti rahe sali chodega kab
asi ladki chodiye maan ka apa khoye
auran se chudi na ho bibi who na hoye
bada huwa to kya huwa tera lund hujur
humne bhi to ladkiyion se maza liya bharpur
kart kart chudai ke lund hot balwan
chut me awat jane se ban jawe mahan...
1 aurat kay boobs boht chootay thay.1 din nahaty hoye
uss kay bachay nay daikh lia aur kaha
'mummy tumhari tu fitting hi galat hay abu kay
balls nichay lagay hain aap kay uper'
Lahori goes to chakla in peshawar.
lahori : koi maal dikhow
pehsawari: yeh 3 larka log hay humaray pass
lahori: khan saab koi larki nahi hay ?
pehswari: (gun nikal kar) oye mader chood tum zana karti hay....
a group of elephents were sitting on jungle
a sexy female elephent passes by them.then a
lofer elephent said 'wow what a figure 3400-2800-3600'..
husband: shadi kay baad life kuttay jaisi hogai hay .
wife :kuttay say kia barabari kartay ho woh tu aik
ghanaty tak phasa kay rakhta hay tumhari tu 1 minute
may nikal jati hay...
pathan fucking wife from back wife said
'khan sab fuck me from the front also'
khan saab:khotchay hum nay zindagi may kabhi zina
nahi kia aur na kareyga...
aik bacha train say khail raha tha aur keh raha tha
'jis bharway ko charna hay char jaye aur jis bharway
ko utrna hay utar jaye'
yeh daikh kay baap nay train uss say lay kay rakh di.
jab dekha bacha khamosh hay tu wapis day di.
bacha phir say kehnay laga 'jis bharway ko charna
hay char jaye aur jis bharway ko utrna hay utar
jaye pehlay he aik gando ki wajah say train late hogai hay '
teacher bachay say : batow jab sunbah larkian so
kay uthti hain tu ankhain kion masalti hain?
bacha : miss kion kay unn pass tatty nahi hotay...
khobsorti
aishwaria pay khatam
acting
shah rukh khan pay khatam
bharam
john ibraham pay khatam
aur aap
muth mar mar kay khatam
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