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Adult SMS Collection
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Ustaad: Choteyyy 17 number ka pana de....
Ustaad: ooh Aaaaahh!
Bagarat haath main de....
Kameez main BRAZIER, aur BRAZIER main kya?
Bachon ki Ghiza baron ka maza!
Paint main underwere, underwear main kya?
5 minute ka maza 9 maheenay ki sazza.
Gharebi se tang 1 admi apni biwi se bola: Lagta hai
ab dosto k aage haath phelane parenge.
Biwi:Jaldi se tum haath phaila lo,warna muje tange
phelani parengi:-D
*Usne utari saree
fir aayi peticoat ki bari
blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar
yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….!**
Aik Dafa Aik Sardar Nehar par nahanay gaya jab
woh naha kar nikla to he has got fishes in his
naval hairs(chuwain)next day same thing happened
He was very happy he took his wife too so they
can catch more fishes they both start taking bath
sardar got 10 fishes sardarni got nothing this
happened three times Sardar angirly to sardarni
Bhen lun tera jall (net)hi phata hua hai
A sardar breaks an egg to make an omellette.
He notices that the egg is empty.Sardar says,
'Bhenchod aaj kal murghey bhi condomn use karne lage!!!!!'
A girl selling SANDWICH on the beach in karachi asked a
phattan sandwich loge?'
phattan replied, 'o, sand may kyon?, room may kyon nahi?'
Research shows men r fat than women bcoz every night
men get fresh milk & 2 big apples,while women only get
1 banana 2 peanuts & 1 teaspoon of maiyonaise
Aaj main apko salad banany ka tareeka batate hoon. Sab se pehly
aap 1 kheera lein...
agar takleef ho rahi hey to nikal lein otherwise enjoy karein...
Shadi ki pehli raat husband apni biwi ki choot k andar aik ungli
dalta hai.
Biwi sharmatay hoe: Aik ungli aur dalo na
Husband: Kyun tu ne seeti bajani hai
'Vagina poem'
A Hole That Never Heals
The More U Rub The Better It Feels
No Medicine No Pills
All It Asks Is A ROD That Drills
(William Sexpear)
On their first night:
Husband: Is it really ur first night?
Wife: No... No...
Actually it is first time at night.... ;->
A girl ask 2 his prostitute mom: ye PYAR,
ISHQ,
MOHABBAT kya he
mom replied: kuch nhi beti bas free me CHODNE k bahane hain
aik pagal nanga bazaar may ghum raha tha !
uska penis boht lamba tha
aik orat ne dekha to boli ye mulk taraqi kese kare
ga saray kam ke admi to pagal hay...
1 MOTA SARDAR BAAL KHOL K LADIES TOILET ME BETH THA.
1 LADY AAYI TO BOLI
'BEHEN KONSA MAHINA CHAL RAHA HE'
SARDAR : (10) DASWAA
LADY : TABHI TO BACHE KI TAANG BAHIR AA GAYI HE.
Girl. Main os se shadi nahi karon gi
Mom.kym baiti, wo hamara neighbour ha
Girl. Wo theek nahi ha
Mom. kis tara
Girl. aik din aap ghar mai main aikali thi tu wo aya tha
Mom. Kya os na kuch kia
Girl. No
Mom. phir
Girl. os na mujhe haath phara, phir apna wo suck
karwaya phir jub andar daalna ko main boli tu os ka
khara hi nahi huva
8 qualities of a PERFECT boyfriend
Brave
Intelligent
Gentle
Polite
Energetic
Non-alcoholic
Industrious
Self-organised…..in short B.I.G.P.E.N.I.S.
He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when
downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his
floppydisk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!
Sardar : Kal main bathroom gaya te oothe shair betha c...
Sardarni : Hai O Rabba...! Fer tussi ki keeta...???
Sardar : Kuj ve nahi main shair noon kia tussi ker lo mere te nikal gai aa
Tu Nigahon Se Na Pilaye To
Ashk Bhi Peenay Walay Peetay Hain
Wese Jinay Ko To Tere Bin Bhi
Is Zamane Main log Jitay hain
Zindgi To Us Hi Ko Kehtay hain
Jo Basar Tere Sath Hoti hai
Tujhko Dekha Hai Meri Nazron ne
Teri Tareef ho magar kaise??
Ke Bane Ye Zaban Nazar Kaise?
Ke Bane Ye Nazar Zaban Kaise?
Na Zaban Ko Dikhai Deta hai
Na Nigaho Se Bat hoti Hai
Man to Lady in bus: Apne santre sambhaliye ma'm, they disturb me.
Angrily she replies: Tumko kya, santre mere hai na.
Man: Haan par juice to mera nikal raha hai.
One day sardar did not get erection while having sex so
he put his cock in a tub of water. His wife was zapped,
so he told her: Dekh raha hu ki puncture hai kya..
Sardar with big tummy go for walk in lungi.
One girl jokingly ask:Ye matka kitne ka?
He lift lungi & says naal ke saath 450 ka.
One day a man goes to bank for withdrawing cash.
Lady cashier asked: so so ke loge?
Man replied: Khade khade bhi chalega.
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