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Adult SMS Collection
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Sardar used to fuck sardarni using milk as lubricant.
Later she was rushed to hospital, when the Doctor came
out of OT said, 'no baby or baba, just 1kg MAWA.'
What do 2 sardars says to each other if they share the
same girl?
Ans: assi tussi same pussy, kabhi tu ghussy kabhi mein
ghussy.
dhooni ki bahen nay kaha 200 loongi
shoaib akhtar nay kaha 100 dunga hill main khud loonga
Sardar to milkman: yaar tum 2 din se kyon nahi aa rahay thay??
Milkman: aap ki bhabhi ki tabeeat kharab thi
Sardar: to koi baat nahi! bhains ka doodh he le aatay!
Mubarak Ho
Govt ne Teri Sun Li
Bari Tension me thay Tum
Dosro ko daikh ker taraptay thay
Ab Khush ho ja
Market may
1 inch ki luli ka Condom a gya hay
School ki Ghanti
Ghareeb ka Dervaza
Aur Lerki
Jab bhi Bajaoo ge
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Bachay he Niklain ge
What's Nasbandi.......?
Jab Aapki Aadat Ho Gandi
Peetay Ho Daaru Thandi
Jaate Ho Heera Mandi
Uthate Ho Dandi
Phir Chodte Ho Randi
Tab Krni Hoti Nasbandi... ;->
HoW Wives Call TheiR HusBanDz In FirsT 7 YrZ:
1st Yr... AG
2nd Yr..OG
3rd Yr... SuNTeY HOo
4th Yr... farro K abba
5th Yr... MaINeY KaHa SuNTeY HOo
6th Yr... KaHA MaR GayE
7th Yr... AaP AatY HOo K My AaO
An Engineering Student To His Sweeper Brother:
'Mere Paas Degree Hai Knowledge Hai 4 Logon Mein
Baithne Ki Izzat Hai Tere Paas Kya Hai?'.
Sweeper: Mere Paas Naukri Hai
Hitler bhi chala gaya,
Saddam bhi mara gaya,
Laden ka bhi pata nahi,
Teri bhi tabiyat thik nahi rehti
Lagta hai dharti pe satyug aanewala hai
ek larki ki shadi hoti he per us ka hole khula hota hay!
uski maa kehti hay 'apne hole mein koi kapra daal le manhoos'
larki jaldi mein MQM ka flag daal leti he! dulha chodta hay
to flag bahar nikal jata hay. dulha ghusey mein kehta hai
'in bhen chodo ne yaha bhi sector office khol liya'
Aik malang baba bhungh ghot rahey hotey hain ore sath main collage k
larkon ko samja rahey hotey hai
Beta!
apney se bardi umer ki larki ko maan hum umer ko behan ore choti umer
ki hawateen ko beti kehna chahiye!
larkey hum awaaz ho ker boley!
BABA Gee! Phir ye LUNN aap rakh lain bhungh ghotney
k kaam aaye Ga!
aik din jangl k badsha shair ka dil karta hai k wata sata karon
khotai k sath.
wo awaz daita hia oye khotaya idhar aa.
khota g basha salamt!
shair! wata sata krna a.
khota! jo hokam badsha slamt.
shair! palai tu kar
khota! nai badsha slamt app palai
shiar! ok
kuch dair k bad shair oye khotya garden pechai goma main nai choomee
lainee hai.
khota! g jo hukam
ab khotai k baree.....
kuch dair k bad khota badsha salamt moun pechai karain main ne
choomee lainee hai.
shair! ager mairee garden murr rahee hotee tu main nai teree pain nu
parr daina see...
Cricketer describing a nude girl: There is no cover,there is no
extra cover, there 2 silly points, 2 fine legs & a deep gully, with
little grass on pitch
u k lia suger mil main job ai hay
mein nay tumhari bat b kar lia hay
salary 45000 se 50000 ha
kam ye hay k
GANNA
GAND ME le kar muh say cheeeni nkalni hay
:-)
8 sal ka bacha rape case mein pakra jata hai.
Lady lawyer us ki lulli pakr k kehti hai kya ye bacha rape kar
sakta hai???
Bacha kehta hai madam hila mat warna case harjaogi.
sardar say uski girl freind ne boobs choosnay ko kaha.
sardar thori dair mummay choos ker roonay laga.
Girl friend:kya hoa janoo?
Sardar:Oey Maa ki yaad aagai..
1) Choot aur Dodh phatny kee awaz nahee ati
2) Larki ko khawari 15 sal say shroo hoo jati hay
3) Jub kay Londay ka Lun 14 sal main attack karny wali positon main
hota hay
4)16 saal 30 Boobs
5) 18 Saal 32
6) 20 Saal 34
7) 26 saal 36
aur When 2 Babies 38 D...
Yar too vohi hay na Jiss koo Matric kay Exam main English kay paper
main sawal Milla 'FILL IN THE BLANKS'
Aur too Apni Gand main Ungli Dal kar 3 Ghanty baitha raha :)
Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and
talking about their love lives.
One woman said, 'I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill
like he does.'
The second woman giggled and confessed, 'I call my husband the miner
because of his incredible shaft.'
The third woman quietly sipped her whiskey until her friend asked,
'Say, what do you call your husband?'
She frowned and said, 'The postman.'
'Why the postman?'
'Because he always delivers late, and half the time it's in the
wrong box.
a girl and boy were siting alone
that boy started touching the girl
girl:dont touch me
all thing only after marriage
boy
ook
call me when u r maried
chandni raat me chatai par chaca ne chaci ke choot chatti
chaci chilai choot chatna chor condom charha chod chotye...
raat koo old cuple may larai hoti hai or wo sojatay
thori daer k bad admi jag jata hai to aourth
chillati hai uttha hai mera sher kouch kar k he soye ga
adme: karne karane walay ki maa ki choot sref muthay ga or sojay ga..
LARKI:maa kia yeh such hay kay jahan larkay lund
daltay hain wahan say hi bachay hotay hain?
MAA: yes
LARKI: Oh iss ka matlab mery bachay moun say hongay...
GIRL:tum mujh ko swimming sikhatay waqt mery nichay ungli
kion dal daitay ho?
INSTRUCTOR: woh issliye kay agar surakh say pani gaya tu tum
doob jowgi..
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