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Adult SMS Collection
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suhag raat ko dulha bola'jani bol aaj tujhay chaand par
lay joun ya taroon ki ser karooun'
dulhan sharma kar boli'aap ka rocket 1 baar daikh loun
phir decide karoungi'
1 larkay nay baap ko viagira ki goli di aur kaha papa agar
achi lagay tu istimal kay baad mery takiye kay nichay 100rs
rakh daina.
agli subah larkay nay takiye kay nichay daikha tu 1100rs
paray thay
larka:abu may nay tu 100rs kahay thay?
BAAP:baita may nay 100 hi rakhay thay 1000 teri maa
nay rakhay hain.....
wife catches husband with naukrani
NAUKRANI:maaf kardo bibi jee 500rs ka lalach mila tha.
WIFE:may tujhay 5000rs doun gi bata tu nay sahab jee ka
khara kaisay kiya?
dimagh kay liye
BADAM ka juice.
dil kay liye
PYAAR ka juice.
sehat kay liye
ANAR ka juice
khus rehnay kay
liye
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MERA CHOOS:)
Teacher: Haath main kitni fingers hoti hain???
Pappu: Sir 6
Teacher: Bhosri ke tujhe kitni daffa kaha hai pent se
hath bahir nikal ke count kia kar
aik aadmi murghi ki gand me lund dalnay ki koshish kar raha hota hay
oor kehta hay 'KHOL VI ANDAY NALON TAY NAI MOTA'...
ek din bai ko ghar saaf karte waqt condom mila.to usne malkin se poocha.
Bai: Ye kya hai?
Malkin: kyun tere gaoun me sex nahi karte hai kya?
Bai: karte hai par itna hi nahi ki khaal hi utar jaye..........
Gilrls College k samnay se 11 Girls Kailay bachnay waly se
11 kailay mangti hen, Kailay wala kehta he k puray
12 he melayngay, to aik Girl kehti he' Chlo Yaar Aik Kha Leyn Ge'
na tamana hai sataron ki na tamana hai nazaro ki
bus..app jaisa koi miljaye ju vaat lagade baaki saron ki...
Son asked his dad the difference between
LOVE, BELIEF, and RELIEF.
Father says; your Mom is my LOVE.
Our maid is my RILIEF &
I’m your dad- well, that’s my BELIEF
Sexy female teacher asked the class:
mere marney k baad meri qabar ki takhti pe kia likha hoga?
a boy from last row:Gashti pehli bar akeli so rahe hai....
Girl to her mother: Mama , main kaise paida hui thi?
Mother Baita tumhein pari le kar ayi thi.
Girl: Acha to papa pari ko bhi choda kartay thay?
2 pagal ja rahy thay in kay samnay say 1 oorat ja rahii thi is
nay aonai bra main bicket rakay hooe thay
1 pagal:ya kia ker rahii hay?????
2 pagal: yar samja ker na doodh main bicket deboo ker kha rahii hay
choot chorangi per ek choot ne khud kush hamla kiya
14 chootein halak 10 lund zakmi 22 topay khul gaey
40 MAMAY la pata AUR kai jhantin sulag gaein police ki
foran karwai se 19 TATTAY PAKRAY GAEY baqi tattay farar
sms miltay he under ground hojao
2 lund flim ka tickat laytay hai pehla lund dosre se bolta hai yar
flim sexy na hoo
dosra lund : kio bay
pehla lund : salay nahi to sari flim kharay ho kar daykhna parhay ga...
During pregnancy,1st three months fuck normal style,
Next 3 months fuck dog style,
Last 3 months do it wolf style,
sit outside the pussy and howl.
AaAoOOo...... ;->
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Lovely Eid Card
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'*=*'
Muhabbat say
Chahat say
Wafa say
Khuloos say
Pyar Ishq say
Jazbon say
Ihtiraam say
Poray 'DIL' say
~*~*LOVELY*~*~
*~*~*EID~*~*~
~*'MUBARAK'*~
Raju: Papa, aaj se school me ek period SEX EDUCATION
ka bhi shuru ho gaya haiDad: good.
Lekin tum LULLI kyon hila rahe ho?
Raju: Teacher ne homework diya hai
Girls were masturbating with carrots. Banta says: What r u doing?
Gals: U naughty guy, will u join us?
Banta: Wait, I'll get a carrot
BRA kholne se
parvat milta hai.
PANTY kholne se
khai milti hai.
Lakh dard ho,
parvat par
chade bina
raha nahi jata,
aur khai me
gire bina
maza nahi aata.
MINISTER: sach-sach batao, tum kitni bar hamse bewafai ki ho?
WIFE: kul 3 bar.MINSTR: kab-kab?
WIFE: jab apka dil ka operation tha to Dr. k pas gai thi,
Fir jab Aap jail me band hue to judge k pas gai thi.
MINSTR: Teesri bar?WIFE: Jab apko sarkar banana tha,
Aur apke pas 76 MLAs kum the..
Girl: Dr, my boobs r small. Pls Do somethng ?
Dr: Cum everyday. I wil suck & make them BIG.
Girl : Ok then I wil get my husband also. His penis is also small !
SCHOOL MEMORIES-Last bench te baith ke kachian dekhna.-
Pichle bench te baithan lyi ladna.-
Under bench muthaan marnian.-
Bahar khade ho ke madma de momme dekhne.-
Canteen ch ja ke ik duje di bund ch ungal dena.-
Bunk maar ke blu filma dekhnia.-
Mastar to bund te dande khane.-
Papran wich deskan te likhna.-
Agge baithi kudi de ungal laa ke paper puchna.
Those days will never come again.
This Msg is for all ur frnds whom u really miss
Girl hostel me phone aaya : Reeta HAI KYA ?
Warden ne pucha :aage kya lagati hai ?
Jawab aaya - Ab to pata nahi Pehle SARSON KA TEL lagati thi..
A Punjabi Jatt got married in a Urdu speaking family of Lucknow.
Girl's father with a lot of 'tehzééb' asked,
beta huzoor aap ne hamari beti ko kaise paaya?
Jatt replied 'O ji tuhaddi beti di kya baat hai ji,
agyon paya, pichyon paya, te kal raati muh wich vi paya
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