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Adult SMS Collection
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The first time we kissed, I closed my eyes, He closed his eyes, and then....… WE MISSED!..
Kiss me and you will see stars ....Love me and I will give them to you....
From the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels, the way u tighten and loosen mmmmmmmmmmmmm…………..NEW SHOES!!!!!!!!!! He came 2 me 1 nite... explored my body... licked- sucked- swallowed & had his fill... wen satisfied he left... I was hurt... DAMN MOSQUITO..
I need a kiss, I need touched, I need your love, I need warmth, I need hugs, I need sex, I need YOU!Â
There are Tulips in my garden,there are Tulips in the park.but nothing is more be beautiful then our two lips meeting in the dark!..
Definition of Luv in 2004:
LUV remains till end of LIFE, only PARTNER changes,
every season:
Summer -1,
Autumn - 1,
Winter - 1,
Spring - 1, n lately
Monsoon -1.
Wish even i wud ve enjoyed all these seasons ;-)
A lady asks a sardarji "what time is it?" sardarji says"bra- panties".The lady hits sardar and says"I asked time"sardar says"baarah payntis(12:35)...
In a party,a lady wanted to go to toilet.She said to a Sardar- sardarji susu karne ki jagah dikhao.He replied-U naughty girl,pehle tum dikhao!!
Sardarni went 2 gurudwara one evening.
Sewadar raped her.
She reported 2 pathi.
He raped her.
She reported 2 granthi.
He raped her.
She delivered baby.
After 3yr she went 2 school for admission principal asked father's name.
She replied
"SHIROMANI GURUDWARA PRABANDAK COMMITTEE"
What is Kiss? Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion, that will lead to further penetation,in fast acceleration that will build the next generation.
Promises are like babies, easy to give hard to deliver.
LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy
Lovers sitting in a park,boy tries to kiss the girl. girl:No dear not all this before marriage. Boy: Dont worry darling i'm already married.
Famous poet Faiz in love with Noorjhan asked her for a fuck. Noorjahan blushed & said "Apne bahut badi cheez mangli hai?" Faiz: "Agar itni badi hai to rehne do"...
On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!
You're about as subtle as a gynecologist wearing a gas mask and a hair net.
May the horses break their harnesses trying to pull my dick out of your mother!
Get a glass belly button, so when your head is real far up your butt, you can look out and see what the rest of the world is up to..
Hello!Im a little alien called Ted.I have taken the form of a mobile phone- your phone.And during this message I have been having sex with your thumb!..
if i said u had a hot body would u hold it against me...
ive lost my teddy bear.......do u want to sleep with me tonight?...
im no fred flintstone but i'll make ur bedrock..
Hey let's go fuck and do the talking later...
Girl, how long have you been in the oven, cause I know I felt something rising...
Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?..
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