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Adult SMS Collection
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A man was fucking a nurse. She shouts: Aah it's painful.
Man: Kamini, daily u r injecting me where I don
A policeman arrested a prostitute in the
Hospital area & asked for her profession. <
Prostitute: I'm a social engineer.
Policeman: What do u do?
Prostitute: I build & destroy erections
Beta:mummy tum roj papa pe chad ke jump kyu marti ho?
MoM:PAPA Ke pet ki hawa nikal ne ke liye
beta:kya fayda baju wali aunty roj muh se fir hawa bhar deti hai.
A policemen arrested a prostitute
Gal: I'm a saleswoman not prostitute.
Police: What r u selling.
Gal:I'm selling condoms & offering a FREE DEMO
Matha tek k bibi boli-Sant ji koi mat deo koi subh bachan deo.
Sant' biba bra pa k aya kro..hilde dekh k babeyan di aapni
mat mari jandi hai.
A prostitute goes to a school for a job
Principal: Can u teach zoology/biology/geology or physiology?
Prostitute: No. Only DALOGY & NIKALOGY
A prostitute's nursery rhyme:
One two lets screw,
Three four I'm a whore,
Five six suck the dick,
Seven eight ejaculate,
Nine ten fuck me again
Whenevr I see a beautiful girl with fair complexion,
Sexy figure, Long hair,
d only thing I remember is the Tata Sky slogan..
ISKO BAJA DALA, TO LIFE JINGA LALa
American says:Indians r backwrd in sex technology.
Angry Indian started shaking his body.
American:Why r y u shaking?
Indian-I'm fucking my wife thru bluetooth!
Boy-Teri fudi de har zakm t mera na hona mera kuj ni jana
tera hi na badnam hona.
Girl-mere veer vi pehla menu hi marnge,
kanjra has na bund ta teri v paadnge.
After 3 hrs of sex Santa said to his galfriend:
U r not going to see me for a while.
Gal: R u going away?
Santa: No..No... Now turn around
Teachr ne bra nahi Pehni thi aur blouse k 2hook khulgaye.
Ye dekh 2ladke Hasne lage.
Teachr:Hasso mat nahitoh 'DONO' ko Baahar Nikal Dungi.
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talktime.Plz visit at www.BUND DEJA SET LEJA.com hurry up...
Ek pagal nanga bazar mein ghoom raha tha.
Uska WO bahot bada tha. Ek aurat ne dekha to boli hamara
desh tarakki kaise karega, saare kaam ke admi to pagal hai...
Beauty is 2 c & 2 touch,
Flowers r 2 smell & 2 pluck,
Nipples r 2 play & 2 suck,
Women r 2 Luv & 2 Fuck,
All these r free but depends on Lu
Do u know Who is the best goalkeeper in this world ?
ANSWER: WOMEN, no matter how much and which way u fuck her,
ur balls will never go in.
Bihari Babu: Arre O doctarwa, kaisa nasbandi kiye ho humaar?
Biwi phr se maan banne wali hai.
Doc: Hum nasbandi tohar kiya hoon pura Bihar ka nahin.
Bio teacher: Girls, the size of a penis should be 6 inches for
successful penetration.
Girl: Mam, how about 9 inches?
Teacher: I was talking of necessity not luxury
GRIL: I think my tits are full of water.
Doctor: How do u figure that?
GRIL: Everytime a guy squeezes them my pussy gets wet...
A man in USA sees a dog abt 2 bite a lady.He kicks d dog 2 death
A reporter wrote: USA CITIZEN SAVES LADY FRM DOG
The man says Am not USA citizen.
So report changd: FOREIGN HERO SAVES LADY FRM DOG.
The man says actualy,am frm Pakistan.
Next day's headlines: TERRORIST ATTACKS LOCAL DOG !!
Call Girl: Wanna have sex?
MAN: Haan, lekin tum meri biwi ki tarah karogi toh
Call Girl: Vo kaise?
MAN: Free mein...
Call Girl: Wanna have sex?
MAN: Haan, lekin tum meri biwi ki tarah karogi toh
Call Girl: Vo kaise?
MAN: Free mein...
Doctor advised pesent Dabaa ke doodh piyo.
pesent Doodh to khoob peeta hoon per wohh dabaney nahin deti...
Gals: Inspector ji Munde tang karde ne.
Boys: Eh ilzaam jootha hai Inspector saab, assin tang nai karde,
khulli karde ne...
Gay to his partner in the morning: Aap naraaz hain humse?
Partner: Nahin.
Gay: To phir raat ko meri taraf muh kar ke kyon soye the?
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