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Adult SMS Collection
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Kamra khushboo naal sajai baithe han,
bed te navi chaddar bichayee baithe han,
Saadi deewangi tan dekho ohna ne raati auna hai
te asi duphar de hi condom charai baithe han
Q: What is the best family planning slogan on a municipal bus?
A: Kripaya aage se nahin peeche se chadhiye.
What do woman sually say after Sex?
I Luv U?
Wrong!
That was great?
Wrong again!
I Luv it?
Wrong again!
The Ans: sono mayri panty bara kaha bhakhi hai
What is pure Hindi name of Condom??
Rubber ki Chiknai yukt Prajanan virodhak mardana Ling ki topi.
What is the difference between a chicken and a baby?
Chicken is the result of a sitting hen while the baby is the result
of standing cock.
What's common between Suicide and Masturbation?
Khud-Kushi & Khud-Khushi.
Which is the smallest hotel in the world?
VAGINA INN. It can accomodate only one standing guest with his
luggage hanging outside..
Why did English teacher slap Santa?
Because Santa asked her: Y is Bra is singular when it covers 2 &
Panties plural when it covers only one?
Why Newton was shocked when he saw a beautiful girl naked?
He found his dick going up, which was against his 'Law of Gravity'
Degrees of girls
BA-Beautiful Ass
LLB- Lovely Lickable Breasts
BSc-Beautiful Sexy cunt
MBBS-Member of Big Boob Society
MBA-Married But availabe.
A Chinese man took his pregnant wife to the hospital tp deliver...
The wife however gave birth to a black baby. The Chinese man who
was shocked named him: SOME TIN WONG....
Air hostess: Aap 1 gante me 4bar toilet gaye! R U OK? Kya aap ko
chein nahi hai? SARDAR: 'Chain' hai par khulti nahi hai!!!`
Sardar holding his wife's boobs; 'jay eh thoray sakht honde tenu
bra di lor nai si'
Wife holds his penis; 'je eh thora vada honda menu teray pra de lor
nai si'
Palat kar dekh haseena sene main hum bhie dum rakhtay hain aghar
tum apnay BRA may do (.) (.) takhti ho to hum bhie apni chaddi
main aik gun rakhtay hain
Girl: Im like a radio,
my mouth spkr,
my left breast tuner,
right 1 volume.
Man:Can I try?(touches d breats)-no sound. Girl:U havent plugged in yet!
DOGS DOING SEX.....
SON:dad ye kya ho raha hai?
DAD:peeche wala kutta sahara leker chal raha hai.
SON:ghor kalyug hai,jise sahara do wohi gaand mar leta hai.'!!
Girl-doctor jab me su-su karti hu to 4 dhar nikalti hain.
After checkng doct.said 4 dhar hi niklegi,
andar kisi ki pant ka buton Fas gaya hai
Je Dil da naam Bund hunda, tan Geet kidda de hunde..?
Guess..
Hans Raj Hans:
Bund lai ke mukar gaye o pardes nu tur gaye..
Manmohn waris:
Koka karke dhokha hae bund lai gia..
Babbu mann:
Meri bund vich tera ghar hove kade aia kar kade jaia kar..
Sukhbir:
Bund dena bund lena hai Sauda khara khara.
Ek ladki ne apne bajurg dey pair chhuey aur kaha
'Pari paney bauji'
Bajurg ne peeth par haath rakha aur kaha
'jindi reh puttar,
ki gal ajj bra nee
payee ?'
Santa: Kal main apni wife di yaad bhulan layi sharab di bottle
da sahara lita.
banta:-Te fer ki hoya?
Santa: Bhen choda mera Lun bottle wich Faass gaya.
INVITATION
Mrs. Bra and Mr. Kachha lal request your
solocit presence on the marriage of their son
'LUND LAL'
with
'FUDI KUMARI'
D/O
Mrs. Bund & Mr. Gandu Kumar.
At kotha #15,Rundi bazar.
FUNCTIONS
MUMMA PUTAI
27 Oct.
CHUMMA CHHATI
28 Oct.
CHUDA CHUDAI
29 Oct.
Meli chachi ki chudai me jalul aana ....MASTER TATTE & BABY BHOSRI.
RSVP : Jhatey,mumme,
condom & wisper.
Gabbar-Ye gaand mujhe de de thakur!!
THAKUR- Dekh gabbar,haath tak to theek tha,
magar ' BUND PANGA 'mujhe pasand nahin!!
DROPADI
chemist se -
bhaiya
105 Nirodh dena,
chemist bola
105 kya karogi ?
DROPADI boli...
'MADAR CHOD'
Pandavo
aur
Korwo ka
compromise
ho gya hai...
A Salesman tired of his job...He gave up to B'cum a Policeman.
Several months later his friend askd: How he liked his new job?
He replied: The pay is Gud, The hours aren't bad
But
the Wat i like the Best is
'The Customer is Always Wrong'....;->
A BIHARI WOMEN 2 PUNJABI CONDUCTOR-
Bhaiya 1 Patna...
PUNJABI CONDUCTOR-
O ji 1 da ki patna
dono hi patwa lo.....
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