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Adult SMS Collection
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Arz kiya hai:
'Fuddu' hain woh log jo 'muth ko muth' kehte hain.
Yeh to woh aansoo hain jo 'fuddi' ki judai mein behte hai..
Aa gayi haneri,udd gaye phatte
Muk gaye msg,FAR LO TATTE
Ik din soo raha tha mera lund dekhabar..
muu ko apney moor ker tatoo pe rakh ke sar...
itney udhar se howa ik choot ka guzar..
Aahaat jo suni lund ne dekha uthha ke sar..
woh bola choot se jati hai kidhar....
choot boli aye lund tu mujhe kia chodeyga andar
jatey hi do jhaatkon mai roo dega.....
choot ki khari khari batoon se lund lipat gaya apni jhantoo se ....
wohh bola choot se aye choot mai tujhe chudooga
teri gaand mai ik kunwa khodunga jis mai pani ki
jaga nikley ga dhood aye choot teri maa ki choot..
beautiful girls went to swim in a swimming pool
but suddenly all the water disappeared.How?
NAYA whisper ab Pehele se bhi jyada gilapan sokhe.
Boy:why grls like more holi than boys?
Another boy: bcos they have two balloons of 5ml
and bolys have only one pichkari of 2ml.
.Why does the pleasure of Sex diminish after marriage?
A: Because the realisation hits u that u are in bed with a relative.
Men were born from between the legs of a woman yet
men spend all their life & time trying to go back
between the same legs. WHY? Coz there's no place like home
Teacher: Apna character saaf rakhne ke liye
har aurat ko apni MAA samajna chahiye.
Student: har aurat ko apni MAA samju to mere baap ke
character ka kya hoga?
Women r the best Engines:
Accepts any size of Piston,
are self Lubricating,
start up with a Finger,
automatic oil change every 4 week
World Health Orgnization says:
All medicines have SIDE effects.
Only Viagra has the FRONT effect!....!.
ek sardar raste par ja raha tha usne ek ladki ko dekha
jeske t-shirt par lekha tha
'Handle with care'.
Dusre din usne apne jeans ke age lek diya
'Candle With Hair
Narad ko aa gaya ek Apsara pe krodh,
aur usne apsara ko diya chod ,
apsara nekiya pratirodh ,
boli narad madarchod ,chod diya bina 'NIRODH'
1 adami randi koo apne lund par bitha ke chod raha hota hai
or ek dam se poch ta hai k tum ek raat may kitne kama layti hoo
RANDI 5000
Admi such bata
Randi abay yar rozi par bhith k to choot nahi bol sakti na
Sabzi wala apni suhag raat k wakth BV ki panty utar ta hai
or chooth par pani cherak ne lagta hai
BV YA KIYA KAR RAHAI HOO
YAR MAL TAZA KARRAHA HOON NA
Ek janaja dekh ke ladki muskurayi,
ek Baba bola Beti jawan maut pe yu muskuraya nahi karte.
Ladki : Baba kya karu wada kiya tha jab
bhi milenge muskura ke milenge
a lady wakes up early in the morning and saw her cat in
the rain and screemed 'ha my pussy is getting wet.'
Friendship should not be like Breasts
coz they r sucked,
Not like Vagina coz it is fucked,
It should be like a Penis,
coz it stands when ever needed.!
In a Class a lady teacher to students.
Always use condom to prevent Aids,
A Girl: Mam agr koi ap ko kahy k,
kulfi ko lifafy mei daal k chuso,
to kya aap ko maza aay ga?
1 pandit chamari ko chod raha tha.chamari ne kaha:meri kiss le.
pandit ne kaha nahi ,tu chamar ki hai.
Chamari boli:ye chut kya teri maa ki hai..
Lala :Dctr gand me dard hai.
Doc:mai hath ghusata hu, batana kaha hai.
Lala :andar aur andar aur aur andar,aur haan yahi.
Doc:bhosdike gale mein TONSIL hain...
The
SAD LIFE
of a penis:
I've
only
one EYE..
My
HAIR
is a mess..
My
SKIN is
wrinkled..
My
relatives
are NUTS..
n my
neighbour is
an ASSHOLE!
18 sal ki Ladki K 18 vachan.
1.Mera peecha mat karo
2.Mai sharif ladki hu
3.Bus ek bar bolugi I L U
4.Sirf ek bar milugi
5.Kuch karna nahi
6.Koi dekh lega
7.Bus upar se kar lo
8.Panty mat utaro
9.Bas ek bar hi karwaungi 10.Sharm aa rahi hai
11.Bahut lamba hai
12.Meri chut mai itna mota nahi jayega
13.Jor se mat dalna
14.Bahut dard ho raha hai 15.Chuchi ko chuso
16.Kamar ko pakr kar dalo 17.Jor se dhakka maro
18.Bahar mat nikalo.....
Doctor mariz ke peeche bhaag raha tha. People asked 'kya hua?'
Doc: 4 baar aisa hua. sala brain operation karwane aata hai aur bal
kutwake bhag jata hai..
Viagra aur Rail resrvation counter me kya samanta he?
Answer: Simple,dono apko 2 minute k kam k liye 1 ghanta
khada rakhta hai.
7 months twin babies in womb saw a penis entering in.
1st baby said:-see daddy is coming inside'
2nd said'u fool it is uncle,
daddy never comes with rain coat.
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