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Adult SMS Collection
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Salian : jija ji koi chhand sunao..
Jija : chhand parand aaea jaaea chhand parand GHEE bujho
meri saleo mere kacche vich hai ki.
Salian jije nalo vi vad : chhand parande aaea jaaea chhand
parande GULLA jija ji asi bujh lea tuhade kacche vich LULLA...!!
Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.Sachin asks him:
Its not a 50 or100?Harbhajan replies:Only a B.A. .
student can undrstand the importance of 33
Ek Sadhu vaal kholkar ladies toilet me ghus gaya.
Ek aurat ne pucha: 'Behan, kaun sa mahina hai?'
sadhu: 11wa...
Aurat: Tabhi bache ki 1 baaju bahar hai
Sardar 2 a lady:madam this panty n this bra will look nice on U.
Lady:how can U be so sure?
Sardar:i am an interior decorator.
MUH vich na paunda hove
GHODI na banauda hove
FEEM kha k na chad da hove
MUMME na fad da hove tel la k jane oh pauna maa e merie j
tu mainu chaundi chadauna mae meri a
Lamma na chhota hove patla na mota hove gallan na putda hove
tangan na chukda hove raat nu na pave mainu rona maae
meri a j tu mahnu chaundi chadauna maae meri a
Muh vich muh panda hove dhunni tak puchounda hove bad ch na pave
pashtauna maae merie j tu mainu chaundi chadauna maae merie
Policeman and fauji in train.
Policeman-Tusi chhutti te ja rahe ho?
Fauji- Wife di delivery hai.
Policia-Tussi pehlan kadon chhutti gaye c?
Fauji- Do saal ho gaye. police wala -ta bacha haram da na hoya?
Fauji-ki farak painda apa kehra ghare rakhna,police ch bharti karva dena.
Man smoking in a bus.
Conductor- Kyun be,'NO SMOKING' ka board nhi dikhta?
Man- Yaha to 'WEAR CONDOM' ka bhi board laga hai,
to kya condom pehen k bus me baithu?
Je chubare na hunde kudiyaan de ishare na hunde,
open jeep de nazare na hunde,je CHANDIGARH diyan kudiyaan
fashion na kardiyaan tan PATIALE de munde aware na hunde.
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send this fudi to all of ur friends if u get it
back then u will fuck a girl very soon.
Dont ignore or u wil loose ur tatte.
DO JUDWA BACHE MAA Ke PET Mein 'WO DEKH PAPA
KA LUN AAYA' DUSRA BACHA BOLA'ARE YEH To Amneet'
UNCLE KA LUN HAI, PAPA TO SMS PAD RAHE HAIN'
Lun walio lun di kadr karo, lun naal hi jag te sardariyan ne!
Ronde ne oh suhagrat wele jina regular muthan mariyan ne.
In a theater a little child with his mom and dad starts
weeping loudly.....SARDAR in theater loudly to
lady-ehde moohn ch 1 mumma paade.
Immediately lady's husband stands up and says
'kehra behenchod bolia saamne aave'
SARDAR loudly-duza ehde moohn ch paade.
What is the pure HINDI name of Penis.....?
Guess...
MUTRA NISKASAK SHISHU UTPADAK AANAND
DAYAK CHARM NALIKA....!!
Santa apni mashuk nu nangi kr k Mumme chung reha C
mshuk GARAM hoi te boli Hor Kuch Chahida Hai?
Santa: tere Doodh Naal je Biscuit Mil jan tan Swad e aaje
Sabzi wale da viyah hoya,suhagrat te apni wife nu nangi kar k,ohdi
fudi te pani chidkan laga,wife ne puchya,a ki kar rahe o?
Oh bolya,pehlan TAZI tan kar lva !
Banta gave matrimonial ad 4 his daughter working at CALL CENTRE .
'wanted suitable match for sukhvindar kaur, patiala's highest
paid call girl'
pathan said to his wife: i will divorce you because you don't have brest
wife: khan ji! khuda ke wastay hum ko pehle seedha to karo...
Ever wondered why A, B, C, D, E & F are used for bra sizes?
A: Almost boobs
B: Barely there
C: Can do
D: Damn good
E: Enormous and
F for Fake.
Woman has man in it;
Mrs. has Mir in it;
Female has male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;
No wonder men always want to be inside women
Man quits smoking because of will power. He quits drinking because
of will power. But he quits womanizing because he has the will but
no power..
aik bhoot ne bhagwan ki boht poja ki.......
BHAGWAN khush ho kar: mang kia mangta hai...
bhoot: mein khubsurat larkio ka khoon peena chahta hun.....
BHAGWAN NE USSEY ALWAYS ULTRA BANA DIA!
HUSBAND GHUSSEY SE:shaadi k baad meri life kuttey jesi
hogayi hai..
wife: kuttey se kia muqabla kartey ho wo to 1 ghantey
(HOURS) tak phansaa kar rakhta hai,tumhari to aik minute mein phat
jati ha...
bata:abu mein kesy paida hua tha? baap: hum ne dua ki aap aagaye.
beta:aur bhai kesey paida hua? baap:wo bhi dua se beta:aur chacha?
baap:wo bhi dua se
beta: ABU HAMAREY KHANDAN MEIN CHOODNEY
WOODNEY KA RIVAAJ NAHI HAI KIA?
Man walked into ladies toilet. Lady who was inside shouted
'THIS IS EXCLUSIVELY FOR WOMEN'.
The man, unzipping his pants said,
'THIS TOO'!
Girl says: Mom, our neighbor's son have penis like peanut.
Mom: Is it too small? Girl: No, its salty!!
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