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Adult SMS Collection
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old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to read
BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN.
the engraver shortened it to ' RETURNED UNOPENED..
boy:i can kiss u without even touching u.
girl:u can't.
boy:lagi rs20 20 ki.
girl:ok (boy kisses tightly)
girl:u touched me.
boy: yeh lo 20 Rupees..
what is similarity between pregnant lady & burned toast????
donoo mein insan sochta hai kash aik min pehley nikal leta!
WHAT IS THE SEX
The boy puts his information in her communication and together they
make population
The best anti-virus program for a computer is SAFE-SEX.
Leave the plastic cover on the floppy when inserting in drive..
Why does a woman have two pair of lips?...................
One is for fighting and one is to make up..
The 3 miracles of a woman:
produce milk without eating grass,
7 days of bleeding without dieing,
letting a man come without yelling..
Doc:Do u watch ur husband's face while makng love?
Lady:I did once and saw anger.
Doc:Y?
Lady:Bcoz he was watching from the window!!!
Gals u know whats the Esex
viverting mod me cell apni choot ke ander rakhoo then call ur boy
farand call u this call e sex..
CHILD:anty ka pait kiyon phola hai
PAPA:i know to sub janta hai
CHILD:i dont know
PAPA:in kay pait main pani bhara hai
CHILD:papaphir bacha to doob jaye ga...
Do u know the full form of ABCDEFG?
Its'A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl' now reverse the order
:GFEDCBA 'Girls Forget Everything Done and Catches (new)Boy Again!!!
jab nigahain ho paaon pe
hath hoon knees pe
dil ho halaq main
aur
ansu hon gaalon pe to
samajh lena
ke tum Peshawar main ho
jab nigahain ho paaon pe
hath hoon knees pe
dil ho halaq main
aur
ansu hon gaalon pe to
samajh lena
ke tum Peshawar main ho
Jehra msg na kare usdi bund wich 10 lun 2 glass 3 chamache
5 thaliyan 11 manje 8 sofe 2 cooler 6 ac 9 scooter 7 rajayian
5 tv 3 dvd 2 caran 9 boot 21 shirt 18 pentan 2 pani walian tankiyan
10 kille pealee 2 savage . msg kar nahi tan piche toori wala
truck v aa reha hai.
NEW iTEAM on
FUDi PLAZA HOTEL=
1- Stuffed mumma,
2- Masala tatte,
3- Lullian da mitha achar,
4- Sirke wale lul,
5- Flavoured fudi,
6- Tanduri bund..
Ek lady ne apni goud me ek baby le rakha tha jiska pao uski choot
per lag raha tha. ek manchala bola : 'Tera pao choom loo to
maja aa jaye' Lady boli iske papa ka land choos le ,
wo to pura hi choot me jata hai
Ek sardar ne ladki ke mooh mein lun dal diya,
ladki boli,' 500 rupee de warna lun per kaat lungi'.
Sardar bola,' 1000 rupees de nahi to main susu ker dunga.'..
JATT travelling in AIR INDIA asked for milk to air hostess.
She put her breast's nipple in his mouth.
JATT: 'BHEN DI LUN, changa hoya paani nahi mangea..!'
'What is fudi?'
Ans:-Fudi is a maal, made of khaal, inside laal,
covered with baal, jo chode so nihaal, jo chudvaye so behaal,
bolo sat sriya kal.
Sent Wala: Sent Le Lo Sent.....? Grahak : 25 Paise Ka Sent Dena.
Sent Wala: Gand me Ungli Dal Kar Soongh le....!!..
A club dancer was dancing n audience Clapped Fully.
Then she removed top... more clap.
Then she removed bra...more clap.
Suddenly she removed her Panty but No clap!
She asked manager- what happened?
He said with one hand Public can't clap..
Ek train me
3 girls baithi thi,
ek jatt aaya aur bola:
aapka naam?
1,SALMA BEHAN
2,NAGMA BEHAN
3,MINA BEHAN
aur aapka naam?
Jatt
SHINDA BEHAN CHOD..
Dil ki masoom ragay khud he sulhagti hon gi.
Jonhe tasween ka kona woh jalati hogi.
Roop day ker is may kisi shahzaday ka ka.
Apnay bacho ko kahani woh sunati hoge...
Yaar suna hai kal teri kanpati pay kisi nay pastool rakh ker kaha
'Jann day ya Gand day' Shukar ha teri jan bach gai...
A Lady call the gynaecologist & asks ……….
have i forgotten my panties there……??
No says the gynaec..its not here….
Lady…..Never mind…..it must be at the Dentists place….
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