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Adult SMS Collection
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1st Goes here
Still a Virgin?
Bcoz NO-KIA
Why no Kiya?
Bcoz no eric-son
Why no erection?
Bcoz no sie-mens,
Why?
Bcoz No
mota-laura
So looking for
a re-alliance?
Gang of sardars broke a bnk , bt instead of cash they found
glasses ful of lassi . Happily they drink lassi n left .
Nxt dys headline - SPERM BANK LOOTED !
Punjab Police Di Pahchaan :
Dhid AggayNu;Bund PichayNu.
Akhaa Lal,Muh te Ma di Gaal,
Pug Bharwatya te, Te Hath Saara Din...Tattya te..!!
Har Mard Ki Yahi Pukaar STAR PLUS Wale BHAIN DE YAAR,
Patni Bole DINNER 11Baje Ke Baad,
Pati Bole Main Bund Teri Deunga Paad,
Ab Bus Mardon Ki Hai Yehi Pukaar,
STAR PLUS Wale BHAIN DE YAAR.
TULSI Di Main BUND Paad Deyan,
PRERNA De Main Devaa MOMME Bhann,
KUMKUM Di FUDDI wich Haathi Da LUN,
Je Takre Mainu EKTA KAPOOR, Kar Deyan Usnu CHURO CHOOR,
ANURAG Te SUMIT Ta KALLANNA De Sardar,
STAR PLUS Wale BHAIN DE YAAR.
Jatt apni mashuk nu nangi karke mumme chung reha c,
mashuk garam hoi te boli hor kuch chahida hai..?
Jatt-Tere dudh naal je biscuit mil jaanta swad aa je..
Mashuk boli-Jattaa,teri bhen di lun oye,saaleya bund chatt.
Chocolate v mil ju naal,,
Read this poem very carefully.
***TATTI***
TATTI meri pyari TATTI,
flushan vich shingari TATTI.
peeli TATTI kaali TATTI,
haye o meri pyari TATTI.
kudrat da dastur niraala,
saryan nu hi aawe TATTI.
khull ke je na aawe TATTI
sacchi bada sataawe TATTI.
Lgataar j aai jawe,
sab di hosh bhulawe TATTI.
andar pta nahi factory keharhi, jehrhi roz bnawe TATTI.
rab kar ke savere tuanu bhngrha paondi aawe TATTI.Have a nice TATTI.
America ch sabto lambe lun da comptition c te a khitab PAK nu
milan laga k samne deewar nu chirda ik lun nikla,
jis te likha c tuhada 22 punjab to chal pia hai
Sex budget is out. Fudi dein wali nu 100% tax.
Mamme pataun wali nu 80% tax. Pappi daen wali nu 60% tax.
Par tu fikar na kar, bund dein wale nu koi tex nahi.
N special rebate of 25% on sucking, so hurryup!
'Oh...! 500-500 kardi rahi....
asin 250 te adey rahe.....
OH SAALI NAALA BANN K CHALI GAI.....
TE ASI 'LUNN' FARD K KHADEY RAHE...!!'
k aadmi muth mar ke lifafe wich pa denda te pankhe te tang denda .
Ek din usde munde ne lifafa vekhya te puchaya daddy aah ki hai
Daddy;kake aah tere oh behan te para ne jena nu teri mummy da pyar
nahin milya????
Sardarni NAUK-RANI NU:
'TU MERI NAVI KACHHI CHUK KE LA GAI EN.
NAUK-RANI BOLI:
'MAIN KACHHI KI KARNI SI. PUCHO Sardarji NU MAIN
KADE KACHHI PAI HAI?
IG;manu teri shikayat mili hai ki tu gal gal te gaalan kad da hain
Insp;sir main tan kade kise behanchod nu gaal nahi kadi pata nahi
keda maachod thuadi bund ch ungal laa gya..
Wife: pehle daily kartethe, fir weekly, ab monthly karte ho.
Husband:- Pehle teri aisi () thi,
fir aisi ( ) hui,
ab aisi ( ) ho gayi, ab kya sir dalu.
Ek ladka shaam ko apni kisi aunti k ghar jata hai to aunti ladke ko
kehti hai : 'Beta raat ho gayi hai tum GUDDU ke sath so jao ' to
ladka sochta hai GUDDU inka naukar hoga. Woh kehta hain nahi aunty
main sofe pe so jaunga. Subah aunty ki 19 saal ki ladki chai lekar
aati hai. Ladka bola : ji aap kaun?
adki : JEE MAIN GUDDU . TUSSI KON ? Jee main 'FUDDU
A hindu-muslim- Christian buy a car in partnership. Hindu applied
tilak on car, christian put a cross, Miya ne silencer 2 inch kaat
diya...
A man was carrying 3 babies in a train. Lady sitting next asked: R
they ur babies? MAN: No i work in a condom factory & these are
CUSTOMER COMPLAINTS..
I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...
What's the difference between stress, tension & panic? Stress is
when wife is pregnant, tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
PANIC is when both are pregnant!
COCK say to his two BALLS: I am going to take you with me to a
party. BALLS said: You big fucking liar. You always get INSIDE and
leave us waiting OUTSIDE!
Man to wife: Business is bad if u learn 2 cook we can remove
servant. Wife:
ASSHOLE! If u learn how to fuck we can remove driver, gardener &
watchman..
Lady Immigration officer asked a Korean tourist: Name? Park Yu.
The 0fficer become angry & shouted back: FUCK YOU! Now what's your
full name? Korean replied: PARK YU TOO!!
What is the STRONGEST muscle?
TONGUE- It can raise a woman's hip with just one lick!.
The lightest muscle? PENIS! It can be raised by a woman's tongue!
Schoolgirl: I do not want to take the SEX EDUCATION.
Class Teacher: Why not?
Schoolgirl: Someone told me the FINAL EXAM would be ORAL!'
A boy pulls down his pants in front of a girl & asked' Do U have
this? ' The girl lifted up her skirt & said,' My mom said with this
I can have a lot of THAT!'
Women asked God to make The Penis Pretty. GOD Said' No way; Now As
It Is,The Penis is so ugly & U still Suck It. If I make it Pretty
You'll Eat It up!!
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