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Adult SMS Collection
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A lady visited her doctor again, Dr. said: U look more sick &
exhausted then b 4.
Are u having 3 meals a day as I advised?
Lady: WHAT? I thought u said 3 MALES a day!!!!
Woman: Dr. An ant entered my vagina, please take it out.
Doctor removes her panties and start making love .
Woman: What are you doing?
Doctor: This is the only way to drown the bastard!
A judge asked a woman on why she wanted a divorce. She answered,
'Your Honor, he knew I'm a vegetarian n yet he still insists on
putting his meat in my mouth.'
Driver mar gaya kya?
Ek baar ek Totaa (Bole to Parrot ) Ud Raha tha full speed par ....
Uske Saamne full speed me ek Ferrari aa rahi thi ...
Dono ki takkar hui ...
Totaa Behosh ...
Raste me Ek Beggar tha
Usne Tote ko uthaya aur Ghar le gaya ...
Usko Marham lagaya ..
Aur Pinjare me rakh diya ...
Jab Tote ko hosh aaya ...
Usne apne aap ko Pinjare me dekha ...
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'AAILA ... JAIL .... woh Ferrari ka Driver mar gaya kya ??
RAMLAL KI DHOTI ME 'ANARKALE'
RAMLAL KI DHOTI ME 'NO ENTRY'
RAMLAL KI DHOTI ME 'KAL HO NA HO'
RAMLAL KI DHOTI ME 'FANNAH'
RAMLAL KI DHOTI ME 'TESRI AANKH'
RAMLAL KI DHOTI ME 'LAWARIS'
RAMLAL KI DHOTI ME 'SHOLEY '
RAMLAL KI DHOTI ME 'CHEENI KAM'
RAMLAL KI DHOTI ME 'KRISH'
RAMLAL KI DHOTI ME 'DON'
RAMLAL KI DHOTI ME 'DHOOM'
RAMLAL KI DHOTI ME 'GURU'
RAMLAL KI DHOTI ME 'SPIDER MAN 3'
RAMLAL KI DHOTI ME 'JHOOM BARABAR JHOOM'
RAMLAL KI DHOTI ME 'BHOOT '
RAMLAL KI DHOTI ME 'BHAGAM BHAG'
RAMLAL KI DHOTI ME 'HERA PHARI'
RAMLAL KI DHOTI ME 'HATYAR'
Jo mila woh ladkiyo ko mila.
hoth mile chusne ke liye,
boobs mile dabwane ke liye,
chut mili chudwane ke liye,
aur hame kya mila.
GHANTA,WO BHI HILANE KE LIYE.
Lady standing at bus stop whisper pack in her hand.
Bhikhari : Bai kuch de de.
Lady : No change.
Bhikhari : yeh bread ka paket de de.
Lady : Kal milna JAM laga ke duungi.....
Ik Pathan rail mein susu karne gaye.Vapas aane par,Wife-'Aapka pajama gila kaise hua?'
pandit-'Vahan likha tha,sharir ka koi ang bahar na nikalen.
Secretary: boss aap condom aur tawiz dono pocket mein sath kyon rakhte ho?
Boss: bhoot aur chut ka koi bharosa nahi raat me kidhar mil jae. gajey
Gaon ki gori badi hi bholi,
Bra utaar BED pe soli,
Ghagra utha k penty kholi,
Khol k penty mujhse boli,
Nikalo pichkari khelen HOLI
1Ranja putt punjab da,ohne bhuki lai c kha.Bana k ghori HEER nu
ohdi kachi lai c lah.
Mar-2 ghase ohdi fudi da khalara dita pa.
Heer ghut-2 paondi jaffian, kehndi swad gya e aa.Mera ta dil karda
ve ik hor trip tu la,lal-2 bul chus lai meri kachi fer tu lah.Tenu
7 janam na bhulan ve meri aisi rail bana.
Boy; tu sohni tera rup sohna, par tu sohni nahi akhwa sakdi, sohni
taan darya paar karke aa jaandi si, tu ek period chad ke nahi aa
sakdi.
GirL: main sohni mera roop sohna te main sohni vi akhwa sakdi , par
ek tere karke class de main 25 mahiwal chadd ke nahin aa sakdi.....
A Girl visit Dr. 4 urine test..By mistake her Report changes..
Dr. tells her..U R PREGNANT....., Girl Says, O GOD! Ab to GAJAR ka
bhi bharosa nahi raha?
Kid mom ke breast dekh ke what is this?
Mom-GUBBARE
Kid-apke itne chote aur kamwali k bade kyu hai
Mom-tumne uske kab dekhe
kid-kal,jab Dad hawa bhar rahe the...
Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and riding a
woman?
A: To ride a bicycle you fix your ass and move your legs. To ride a
woman you fix your legs and move your ass....
7 qualities to be a perfect woman:
Beautiful,
Responsible,
Energetic,
Adorable,
Sweet,
Truthful
Self-Organised
In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S
What would be the name of the sequel to Cheeni Kum starring Mallika
Sherawat and Rakhi Sawant?
A. Cheeni Kum, doodh zyaada.
3 gushtian apas men apni khuwahshien bol rahi thi...
pehli gashti:
mere 2 husband hon jo saari raat lagain...
doosri gashti: mere 4 husband hon jo din raat ki shift lagain....
teesri gashti: mera ek hee shohar ho uska chhota sa lund ho
us se mera ek cute beta ho jp bada ho kar cricketer
baney jab worldcup ka final ho last ball per 2 runs ki zarurat
ho aur wo out hojaye aur 16 crore awam kahey teri MAA ko
Lun..............
HUSBAND LEVING ABORD
BV SE lund mharaj kal 730 ko pohach rahai hai choot rani ko adesh
diya jata hay k tayaer rahi lund mharaj ke sowagath ko
BV jo hukum likeen choot rani ki binti hai ke halath ki waja se
choot rani ek week tak lund mharaj ka sawagath nahi karskti is liya
binti hai k lund mharaj ek haftay bad padhare
thankx
Pathan ki na dosti achi aur na hi dushmani
Dushmani karo to jaan ki khair nahi,
Aur
Dosti karo to GAAN ki khair nahi
Apna khayal rakhna ok
Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.
When an apple is green, its ready to pluck.
When a girl in eighteen, she is -------
abay chodwane ke liya tayer hai
Boy (to girl): What's there in between your legs?
Girl: Hell! And what's there in between your legs?
Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to hell...
Husband touched boobs and
sung: Piyo glass full doodh,
wonderful doodh.
Immediately wife touched
his penis n said: Thanda
matlab CHOTA COKE!
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Secretary to Boss : sir aap mujhay 500 rupey day sakte hein
main aapko kal dey doongi?
Boss : yeh lo 1000 Rupay, abhi dey do ;)
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