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Adult SMS Collection
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Wife mean
w-who
i-is
f- for
e- enjoyment
and husband mean
h-how
u- u
s- serve
b- batter
a- and
n- nice
d- darling...
Bachey k khatney k waqt nai ko mashwarey diye janey lagey.
Chachi Boli: Is k chacha jaisa Nokdar banana.
Mami Boli: Is k mama jaisi Gol Topi ho.
Nai Dhoti Utha Kar Bola: Aap ki marzi hai ji warna Fashion to
yeh chal raha hai.
Bachey k khatney k waqt nai ko mashwarey diye janey lagey.
Chachi Boli: Is k chacha jaisa Nokdar banana.
Mami Boli: Is k mama jaisi Gol Topi ho.
Nai Dhoti Utha Kar Bola: Aap ki marzi hai ji warna Fashion to
yeh chal raha hai...
A man married a lady inspector.After 1st night he looked so
depressed and said:Usne mujhe overspeed k liye Rs100,wrongside entry
k liye Rs200 aur helmet nahi lagane k liye Rs500 charge kee!
Hum wo badard Hay kawabow Ko ganwa kar B jinhay neend Aa hi gati hay
Soch soch kar B jin k zahnow Ko kuch nahi Hota
toot phoot Kar b jin k dil Dahrakna yad Raktay hay
Sham say pahlay murnay Ki kawhis may Jo jeetay hay
Oor jiy chaly Jatay hay hadsaty
jaha Say hum kis kadar toot toot Bikhar gay
ab to Aksar guma hota hay k
hum To aasman ki Chatan k neechay pisnay Walay bonay Hay
hum to Takdeer k kihlonay hay M..
Nangi hoi jija tainu lagdi pyari,
Fudi de saroor which muth jana mari
Lun kite apna thaka ke beahji na...
Dekh ke savere jija lamke hoye Lun nu,
Tori wangu mooh lamka ke bajina...
Nirodhan da packet lynda main savere
mukde na nirodh paye jeban ch bhathere,
Fudi maran da mainu pura chaa saliye
jadon tak aakhengi main mari jau Dheke,
Ik wari Lun varva saliye...
Suhagrat ke 3din bad jab duhla kamre se nikla to dost bole aine din
suhagrat? Duhla bola 'bhain chodo phelan ih daso Tel wali sisi vich
Fevicol kisne paya si..
Old man 2 a gashti
Old man:-
Jado Jawani wala jor c ve jalma,
FUDI bhiri LUN gol c ve jalma,
LUN utte chadya NIRODH c ve jalma,
TATTE karde kalol c ve jalma.
Gashti:- 'Hun ni jawani wala jor ve jalma,
FUDI Khulli LUN kamjor ve jalma,
LUN utte chad da na NIRODH ve jalma,
TATTE ajj karde ne makhol ve jalma.'
Pregnant girl se Doctor ne pucha: Ye kab hua?Girl:Jab Mom,Dad film
dekhne gae the, mera boy friend ghar aya tha.Dr:Tum sath kyo nai
gayi?Girl:Film ADULT thi
Munda,'Je Main Tere Mumme Daba
k bhaj jawan tan
Tu ki Sochengi?
Kuddi,'Main tan sochangi,k ik
Bewkoof,Jo Car v
Chala skda c
Sirf 'HORN' Wja K Bhaj Giya....
Zoo me hathi ka LAND dekhkar bachcha bola,ma ye kya hai? Ma:kuch
nahi hai.Turant Papa bola,dekha beta teri ma ke liye ye bhi
kuch nahi.
Na kabhi yeh chupaya ki pyaar kitna hai..
Na kabhi yeh jataya ki Dard kitna hai..
Bas hamare uss Ek khuda ko malum hai..
Hamari zindagi me ahmiyat aapki kitni hai..
Ek tumko hame yaad karneki fursat nahin,
ek hamko tumhe bhulane ki aadat nahin,
tumhe bhulake jiye bhi to kaise,
sanso ke bina jeene ki aadat nahin
Hamara har lamha chura liya aapne,
aankhon ko ik chand dikha diya aapne
Hamein zindagi to di kisi aur ne,
par pyaar itna dekar jeena sikha diya aapne..
Sardar g, zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar
idhar-udhar chalta tha, woh kya soch raha hoga....
think............. ??
'SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KiYON NAHI'
husbend book parte hoye BV KIchoot mae unglidalta hay
BV SEX karna haikiya
HUSBAND no
BV to ungli kio ki the
HUSBAND abay yar saffa palta neke liya ungli gili ki hay..
aap par Arz kiya hai..
'Tharki ka janaza kabar mein pada hai..
Tharki ka janaza kabar mein pada hai.
Haddiyaan gal gayi,
par lun abhi bhi khada hai...
Arz kiya hai :----
Teri GAAND ke saath aksar ye ghatna ghat jaati hai.
Musibat abhi door hi hoti hai.....
Ye saali pehle phatt jaati hai!!.
Dhirtrashtra: Main khush hun ki tumne 100 putron ko janam diya
Gandhari : Swami agar aap andhe nai hote to ye sambhav na hota...
Munda=> jangal pani jandiye muteyare ni pani da ghut pila ja bankiye nare ni..
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Kudi=> pani je tenu pila dita sare da sara ve.
Chitad kade nal dhoun bhain de yara ve...
College main ek ladki ki Jeans ki zip khuli thi.
Ek ladka paas jakar bola,'Miss,apne TAJMAHAL ka darvaza band kijiye,
hamara 'QUTUBMINAR' hil raha hai'. .
Santa nashe vich tali sex karn lagaa,
Wife se : Prito aaj ki gal teri mori badi tang aa tere mume ve ne hage,
Prito pehla mainu sidhi ta kar lo.
REPORTER: Lalu Ji. The poor women in bihar
dont have clothes to wear
LALU: U FOOL, Tum FTC dekho ho?
rich women bhi cloth nahi pehenti hai
Ye fashionwa hai=
wo aaee hamari kabar per
arz kia hai
wo aaee hamaree kabar
per
aaha bai buhat twajo talab shair hai bai
wo aaee hamari kabar per pashaab kernay k liyaye
isi bahanay choot ka nazara to ker liya
A man sit in a bus with 15 children.
A lady ask- Is that all ur children ?
Man- no, i am a salesman of a Condom Company &
these all are coustmer's complaint.
Gurdas's hit song:
Bas raihn de chhed na kudian nu, tethon thapad khaya nahi jana,
je ohne veera tenu keh ditta,
tethon bhain banaya nahi jana..
Boy to girl :- kacch de glaas wich buta bhang da ,
ik wari dede mudke ne mangda .
Girl : - kacch de glaas wich buta toot da ik wari
ditie c wiche muut ta...
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