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Adult SMS Collection
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2 men at a cinema:1st see House full at the ticket counter &
said:Maa di fudi band hogi?2nd shouted: Oye Aaja Aaja !Bhen di fudi
black chmildi payi ha?
Teacher 2 girl : tu kall nahi aayi girl: sir kall mainu tattian
lagiyan c. Teacher- phir ke hoiya sade tatte lagge ne asi
tan roz aune aa.
On 1st night,husband said2 wife:Look darling b4 marriage i had
affair with 10 girls.Wife replied:kundli mili hai to gunn toh
milenge hi..
Lo vi mitro...;
Gir gai Tokri,khind ge Vatte.
langh gia Velentine,fad lo Tatte..Na Kudi ne diti,na ohdi Maa ne.
Hun aps ch hi kr lo
vatte-satte...!
Types of lund:-
MIRINDA LUND:-
Zor ka jhatka Dheere se lage
VEDIOCON LUND:-
Bada hai toh Behetar hai
LUX COT-WOOL LUND:-
Sardi me bhi garmi ka Ehsaas
ALPENLIBE LUND:-
Lage Raho
ROYAL ENFIELD LUND:-
Jab ye chale toh sab rasta de
IODEX LUND:-
Aah se aaha tak
ALLOUT LUND:-
Choot ka YAMRAJ
AMUL LUND:-
The taste of India
NOVA LUND:-Shudh,Paustik Danedar
PRIYAGOLD LUND:-
Haq se maango
MOOV LUND:-
Ander tak jaye Rahat dilaye
AAPKO KONSA CHAHIY...
What is Long & Hard, has a hole at the tip and when u insert it
into a wet, hairy & tight hole makes u feel better?
Vicks Inhaler...
SALES MANAGAER WAS TENSED . DEALER - KYA HUA ?
SALES MANAGAER - NAI 6 MONTHS TOUR PAR GAYA THA
BIWI PREGNANT HAI . DEALER - AAB PATA CHALA
BINA ORDER KE MAAL AAYE TO KAISA LAGTA HAI .........
TEACHER : DUSHASAN KAUN THA ? STUDENT: GADHA THA !
TEACHER :KAISE ? sTUDENTS : GADHA ITNI DER SAARI
KHEECH TA RAHA , SAARI UPAR TO BHI KAR SAKTA THA
Baap _ Meine tere liye ek ladki dekhi hai , wo roopwati, bhagwati ,
saraswati hai..... beta- par mein ek ladki se pyar karta hu wo
garabwati hai. hehehhehehhehe
shehzada Salim: humare ama aba humse itna pyar karte the k hamare
sone tak hmare pas baithe rehte the or hum fir b na sote. Wazir:
isliye to janab aap iklote reh gaye
shehzada Salim: humare ama aba humse itna pyar karte the k hamare
sone tak hmare pas baithe rehte the or hum fir b na sote. Wazir:
isliye to janab aap iklote reh gaye
Do you know why indian girls put chunni on their suit.Kyonki
bhartiya parampara ke anusaar khane peene ki cheezo ko dhak kar
rakhna chahiye.
TEACHER: why do buffaloes look depressd aftr being milked?
STUDENT: madam, if someone press ur Boobs for 2 hours and doesn't
Fuck u,
how will u feel...
Arz kiya hai palat e hasina seene main hum bhi dum rakhate hai
agar tu rakhati hai seene me do bomb (*) (*) to chaddi me ek misile
hum bhi rakhte hai.....!
chodne K Baad PATI Apni PATNI Se Bola: Darling Ab RECHARGE
Khatm Ho Gaya. Tabhi Uske.padosi ka.BETA Chaddi Khol K Bola:
HUTCH Ka CHOTA RECHARGE Chalega.
A penis says 2 his goti 'right lads get ready and i'll take u to a
party' the balls reply 'u fucking liar u always go inside and leave
us out.
KYA BOSS PHONE
NAHI,
MISS CALL NAHI,
SMS BHI NAHI.
ZORDAR KAAM
CHALU HAI KYA..
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LAGE RAHO
Boy:-Meeh painda mumya te ni ik dandi vadd lain de tere sohne
mumya te....Girl:-meeh painda vattyan te ik diyan do vadd layi
mere bapu deyan tatteya te..!
Dunia me sabse himmatwala koun? Ans:DHOBI, kisike bhi ghar jake
keh sakta hai,'Sahab, madam ko bolo, kapde nikal ke rakhe, main abhi
aakar leta hoon'
yad ate hen wo din jab tu aur hum masti kya karte the tum loly pop
kay liye roya kate the hum hum apni paint ki zip utar ke tumhe razi
kya kate the,,,,
1 purani havelimai band kamre me dhool se bhari tasvir k peechay
lagay jalaay me phasi makri k moo mai dabi makhi k per pai behte
jaraasim ki qasam 'I MISS U'
Cricketer describing a nude girl: There is no cover,there is no
extra cover, there 2 silly points, 2 fine legs & a deep gully, with
little grass on pitch...
Women r the best Engines: Accepts any size of Piston, are self
Lubricating, start up with a Finger, automatic oil change every 4
week
World Health Orgnization says: All medicines have SIDE effects.
Only Viagra has the FRONT effect!....
MeN ALWAYS say 'I LOVE YOU' to GiRLS but!!whats the true meaning of this?
'I' am
'L'ooking
'O'ut 4
'V'aginal
'E'ntry
'Y'ou must take
'O'ff ur
'U'nderwear!
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