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Adult SMS Collection
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Husband tells wife:u have a big bum like a tandoor.At night he asks
his wife 2 have sex.Wife said:forget it.why light a big tandoor for
one small kabab
Uff!
Dabao na!
Zor se!
Aisa karo..
apni pant nikalo!
Meri kurti bhi..!
Ab zor se..
Tight hai!
Or zor se!
Ooh!
Ho gaya!
Suit-case band!
Boyfrnd asks girlfrnd: How much Calcium is there in women's BREAST.
Girlfrnd :Women's BREAST has enough calcium 2 help a
Man's boneless thing stand up.
Q: Define Bra?
A: A modern device used for
the upliftment of the down fallen ones.
Shakspearean words : Under shoulder boulder holder...
Girl curiously touched long penis of horse who
jumped & ran away. Owner of horse came & said:
Now u touch my penis also, I've to catch him...
Do you know why girls don't keep thier mobiles in shirt pocket?
B'coz can't get signals near hills & mountains...
Do chhote Sardar khel rahe the. Ek ko condom mila...
1st - Dekh Oye Gubbara...
2nd - Oye ye Gubbara nahi...Ye to papa ki lulli ka moja hai
A kid by chance peeps into his parents' bedroom n is shocked at
wat he sees!
He shouts at his mom-And u punish me for just sucking the
thumb!???????
or app bhi to ?????
shah
apchyhunter
Ladkevale: Hamara beta PWD mein clrk hai.
5000 pagar aur UPAR se 25000 kamata hai.
Ladkiwale: Hamari beti nurse hai.
3000 pagar aur NEEECHE se 30000 kamati hai.
Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip khuli dekh kar ladkiyan zor
se hasnelagi.
Masterji bole: ZYADA HEHE KI TO
'BAHAR NIKAL KE KHADA KAR DUNGA'
Dentist didnt get erection on wedding night so
he used finger. Wife: What's this? Nothing honey,
just a temporary filling.
Voices by different countries women during sex...
USA : Yeah.....Yeah....
UK : C'mon baby.....
India: Uyi Maa...
Pak : Bas Karo Shaikh sahab....
3 wonders of a woman The 3 wonders of a woman
1)Gives milk without eating grass
2)gets wet without water
3)Bleeds for a week without going 2 die.
Sham diyo se sajaye baithe hai,
Khusbu badan pe lagaye baithe hai,
Hamari diwangi to dekho Wo raat ko anewale hai
aur hum dophar se hi CONDOM chadhaye baithe hai
Sardar:Mistriji, Bed pakka banana,
Mere munde ko Bahu par chadna he..
Mistri:aisa bed banaunga ki chahe,
sara maholla chhad jay kuch nahi hoga :p
Girl says: Mom, our neighbor's son have penis like peanut. Mom: Is
it too small? Girl: No, its salty!!
lun jo gia phudi main ,,tatay hayran rah gay AQAA kidher gia...
Q: Why women wear bra & panty with flowers printed on them?
A: To pay tribute to men who got burried at these 2 places..
Lady 2 Shopkeeper: Itna chota sa handbag 10000/- ka?
Shopkeeper 2 lady: Behnji, ye lund ki chamdi ka handbag hai,
thoda sa haath phero suitcase ban jaayega..
Lady-dr saab meri fudi da operation karke bhidi kar deo.
Dr-la salwar te khol lattan.....
fudi vekh ke dr. boliya....
Bhen di lun,..
..bhen di lun..
.bhen di lun..
.bhen di lun..
Lady-ehni vaari
kyo bole tusi,
eho jiha ki vekh liya...
Dr-boliya tan ek vari hai...baki tan awaaz gunzi hai...
Kudiyan kudiyan kardey kardey tusin- jawni ch he buddhey ho jana,
ena bhanchodian da tan kuch ni jana..par saleyo tusi mutth maar
maar k kubbey zaroor ho jana..
1 Munda U.S.A Ton viagara di goli le k aya apne bapu nu de k
kehnda,'bapu rati dudh naal kha lavi'
Bapu kehnda,'eh kee a?
Bapu tenu ki dassa j tenu changi lagge ta apne sarane thale 100
rupi rakh devi
Agli saver jado munde ne sarana chukia ta thaley 1100 rupi pae se
Munda kehnda mein ta 100 keha se
Bapu o mein ta 100 he rakhia se 1000 teri maa rakh gayi
Old women 2 bus cnductr, ve veera bus roki,Kudi te Prohna(jawai)
charhauna hai..? Cnductr, ''bebe bus ch jgah nahi, Kudi utte
Prohna ghar ja k chadao
Husband reading a book on bed with wife beside, his finger went
inside her panty. Wife ask 'You want sex?' 'No, just to wet my
finger to turn the page!
Saali ask to jija: Nangi hoi jija tainu lagdi pyari , Fudi
de saroor which muth jana mari Lun kite apna thaka ke
beahji na Dekh ke savere jija lamke hoye Lun nu, Tori
wangu mooh lamka ke bheji na.
Jija to saali:Nirodhan da packet lyanda main savere mukde
na nirodh paye jeban ch bhathere, Fudi maran da mainu pura
chaa saliye jadon tak aakhengi main mari jau ghase, ik wari tu
Lun varva saliye..
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