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Adult SMS Collection
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choot marae chotiya lund moth me jai
gand mare shorma lund malida khay...
CHOOT NAY LUND SE KAHA CGOOTH JANAY KE BAD
KISE SOKHRAY BITHAY HOO MATLAB NIKAL JANAE KE BAD...
EK Swal?
Larkiyan subha uthty he apnii ankhain q Maltii hien..
Sochoo..
Sooch v
nahi pata?
ok main btata hon.. larkiyan subha uthty he apnii ankhain iss liyee
malti hein kyun k un k pas tatty nahi hoty:-p:D
Na Ham Aids sy darty hein,
Na he Condum use karty hien
Ham to dunya sy darty hien iss liye hath sy karty hien
Happy Muth Day...
Oor suna Muthal :>
one husband and wife were going in the forest.husband bola darling
aapni bra tight kar lo. wife boli kyon . husband bola soona hain aaj
kal cheeta bhi pita hai
Ek baar bahu apni saas ke per(legs) daba rahi thi to galti se saas
ki sarri upar ho gayi,
Bahu boli, 'PRANAAM'
Saas ne poocha kisko ?
Bahu boli, 'sasur ki ranbhumi aur pati ki janambhumi ko'
What is the similarity between BRA and BAR?
Both are places where men go crazy when they are open
LADY: Doc, I have got brown discharge. Is it infection?
DOC: How often do you have sex?
LADY: Once in a month.
DOC: Yeh infection nahin, JANG lag gaya hai!
Recipe for making LOVECAKE.
Spread 2 LEGS
Squeeze MILK-POTS
Check with MID-FINGER
Add BANANA
Work IN and OUT till CREAMED
CAKE ready when BANANA is soft...
Full form of Condom.
C - Confidential
O - Ornament
N - Needed for
D - Domestic
O - Occasions after
M - Marriage
A woman gave birth to 6 babies, on seeing this she got
off the hospital bed and slapped her husband and shouted,
'I told u not to do in doggy style...
Dear lady subscribers: due to a fault in magnetic field and
signals of our service your handsets will vibrate for
one hour So keep it in your pussy & enjoy!
*Customer Care*
girls said to boy :i m radiomy left boob is volume and right
boob is touner,byos trund both boobs and said no sound
girl said stopid u have not plouged...
Suhag raat ke baad husband ne apni wife se pucha
ki kal raat ko kya mahsus kiya to wife ne kaha
5% sharam,
5% dard or
90% purani yadey
5 advantages of breast milk:
1.no need to boil.
2.cat can't steel it
3.available in attractive containers
4.popular in all age groups
5.take one get one free...
BV HUSBAND SAY : ek bail saal may 300 dafa chodta hai
lekin tum is ka chothai bhi nahi kartay
Husband: ya kahan likha hai bail ek he cow ko chodta hai...
At a dance party : Boy : will u dance with me?
Girl : main bacche k sath nahi naachti.
Boy : sorry ! Mujhe nahi pata tha ki aap pregnant hai............
HOW TO USE PREPAID SEX CARD:
1.Scratch the protective panty
2. Press nipples
3. Enter ur PENIS
4. A voice will confirm if the entry is OK.
AAH!-OOH! CAAR CHHODO NAA...BAABA...
A 16 yrs Girl to old man-- Uncleji lun seedha fudi vich pao na,
thalae slip ho riha hai.
Oldman -- jan de kuriye jan de, bhen chod nu Gu khan di aadat hai...
Ladkewale: Hamara ladka J.E. hai, 4000 salary hai, 10,000 upar se
kamata hai. Ladkiwale: Ladki nurse hai, 2500 salary hai,15000 niche
se kamati hai...
A lady CHOR arrested.
Munshi went up to her Room,
teri statement laini hai.
He took her to a room and fucked her.
It was repeated by Guard,night munshi and others. In da morning
,SHO came and asked her to giv her statement. She replied-
'STATEMENT taan ji sujji payi hai,kal lai laina'....
Bari barsi khatan gaya si. khat k leadhe sholley. Saver di fudi
nahi mili lun kukar vagu bole. Fudi lani B.A pass di jehri de k
thank u bole.,
Aapko diya gaya lund ek suvidha hai na ki aapka adhikar. Kripya
iska upyog chodne mein karen, na ki mutth marne mein. Thank LCC
(LundCareCenter) JAN HIT ME JARI...
A Girl went to buy a bra. Santa gives 32 size,girl-smaller one.
Santa-30.Girl-smaller.Santa-28.Girl-hor small.Santa becomes
angry and gives an antibiotic cream n says-behanji aiwe hi
koi forra-phinsi honi hai cream laga lena...Theek ho jau...
GIRL TO A NURSE-MERI CHOOT FAT GEYI HAI TANKE LAGWANE
HAI. NURSE SIZE KITNA RAKHNA HAI.GIRL APNE JITNA
RAKH DO.NURSE FIR TO AUR FADNI PADE GI
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