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Adult SMS Collection
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Ravan had 20 eyes but sighted Only 1 women.You have 2 eyes and sight
every Women.To asli Ravan kaun? tu kameene aur kaun!Ab hans mat besharam
Ek dost nai dosre dost sai kaha: kiya tum nai kabhi kasi aurat kahe
mume choose hai. Dosre dost nai jawab diya: nahin To phir phelay dost
nai kaha khe kya tum phir apne baap khe tatey choose khe bra hua hai
kya
a couple had khatna of their new born baby..they wanted to celebrate
ceremony..then wanted to publish cards but dont know how to write
KHATNA and sunnatain in english..so they wrote 'cutting ceremony of
fucking instrument,everyone is invited...
ek brest dosrey se bola: yaar sab kuch hota tu nechey walli gali
mein hain... pakrey hum kio jatey hain??!!
A sardar getting physical to a girl, the girl said 'Ruk gao warna
mai apni jaan le lun gi'. The angry sardar said mar jana kise de
kam na aana...
FORAN ek kam karroo
paint utarain
under wear utaren
Gand per miti ka tail lagai
fer aag laga day
jab dene nahi to kiya fida
GIRLS POLICY:
FRAUD with INNOCENT boys.
FUN with HANDSOME boys.
FRIENDSHIP with SMART boys.
LOVE with FAITHFUL boys.
MARRIAGE with RICH boys
Quisten: what is the diffrence bitwean a girl and in a train?
answer: when the train comes signal is down...
and when the girls comes signal is up....!
Pathan: Meri aulad nahi hot, }
Dost: ap mazar pr dua karo,
Next year
Dost: kia hua,
Pathan: nhi hoi, D
ost: kon se mazar par dua ki thi,
Pathan: QAID-E-AZAM k mazar par
hont jub hont se mile tu keya hota hai?
socho
Socho
Tauba kitna bura sochte hain
Moo band
hotahai or keya hota hai?
put
ur
hand
on
my
hand
&
hold
my
back
with
ur
other
hand
touch
ur
lips
with
my
lips
&
taste
how
hot
I
M
bas
ab
ziada
romantic
mt
hona
i
m
only
a
cup
of
TEA.
A lady to another lady: Jab tera divorce hua tha tab to ek hi
baccha tha aur ab 3 kaise ?
She says: Woh kabhi kabhi maafi mangne aa jate the...
1st woman: i hate my engineer husband, erect & erect
2nd woman: i hate my doctor husband, enject and inject
3rd woman: i hate my Judge husband, tareekh pe tareekh...
SEX:
Age8-ignore it..
age18-explore it.
age28-enjoy it..
38-ask 4 it..
48-beg 4 it..
58-pay 4 it..
68-pray 4 it..
78-forget it..
88-AB MAR JA KAMEENE....
Sardarji'S wife's Pregnancy Re_port
SHE WAS NOT PREGNANT, IT WAS GAS PROBLAM.
Sardarji DISAPPOINTED. HEY BHAGWAN MUJHE LUND
DIYA KE HAWA BHARNE KA PUMP DIYA...
Mian aur bibi me bhayanak jhagda ho gaya.
Miya gusse se titmilata hua chillaya- gaand maar doonga!!!
Bibi boli:'Aage ki to sochte nahin, bus peeche pade rehte ho..'
Pati patni ne sex ka code rakha - kapde dhona
Pati: Kapde dhone hain, machine khali hai ?
Patni: Nahi, abhi 1/2 ghanta ruk jao.
Patni: (1/2 ghante baad): Aajao ab kapde dhoyen.
Pati: Rehne do, maine haath se dho liye
What is the meaning of ladki ?
Guess-Guess
Ek baar aur soch le?
Haar gaya
to sun
L - lun
A - andar
D - dalwane
K - ki
I - industry
1 totla auto driver 3 girls ko leja raha tha.
Police: inko kahan leja raha hai.
Driver: 1 ko hostel mein chodunga,
1 ko market mein chodunga
aur ek ko ghar pe chodunga
Girls: Kya bakwas kar rahe ho.
Driver: Chup chap baithi raho varna yahin CHOD dunga...
Q: Why are breasts located in the upper half of a woman?s body?
A: Because, milk should be kept away from the pussy?...
bayti : ammi ammi jab may soso karti hoon to citi bajti hay
but app ki nahi bajti
MAA: beta mayri bhi bajti the likeen tayray baap
nay baja baja kay kharab kardi...
mhakama mosimiyath ki taraf say ek illan
pakistan may shadid garmi parnay wali hay
is liya her aurath aapnay bra may ice rakh kar
niklay nahi to doodh parth jay ga sukriya...
SAKHTH GARMI PAR RAHI THE THA MAHINA JUNE KA
JAHLARAY THE JHANT KI THA SAMNA CHOOT KA...
2 ladies after cinema
1st :mera purse chori ho gaya
2nd :lekin wo to tere bra mein tha
1st :mughe kya maloom sala purse chori kar raha ha
He: Ander gaya kya ?
She: ha! Gaya
He: Dukha kya??
She: Zara bhi nahi
He: Aur ek baar
she:Ab isme dalo Acch laga!!
She: Ha.. bahut
He: OK....MADAM KA SANDALS PACK KARO
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