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Adult SMS Collection
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poltry farm owner ne tamam murghion se kaha agar tum sb ne rat
ko 2-2 ande nhe diye to main tmko dana nhi doon ga,
sb ne do ande diye magar aik murghi se usko sirf aik anda mila.
OWNER: tum ne aik anda kyun dia? usay jawab mila janab ye
ap k darr ki waja se dia hay waise main to MURGHA hun
Santa: pehlay main apni bivi nu FA karwaya
fair BA karwaya
Fair MA aur Fair PhD karwa ke hun wadhiya jai naukri lawayi aa.
Banta: Hun changa ja rishta waikh ke udha viyah vi karwa de
ishq ke saharay kabhi jiya nahi kartay
gham ke pyalon kabhi piya nahi kartay
kuch dost bhosri ke aisay bhi hotay hain
jin ki gaand main ungal na karo to yaad kia nahi kartay
Ek saheli duji nu. Fer pehli raat ki hoya..Duji hona ki si..Pehla
kamej kili teh.Pher bra kili teh.Pher salwar kili teh.Pher kachi
kili teh.Pher pher..Pher ki mevi kili teh...
Train main wife husband se boli 'Aaj suhagrat hai kuch karo na!'
Pati : 'Dekha nahin samne kya likha hai?' 'CHALTI TRAIN MAIN
CHADNA MANA HAI'
Mam to students-Always use condom to prevent aids.
A girl:mam agar apko koi kahe ki rasgule ko lifafe me dalkar chuso
to kya Apko swaad ayega..!
JEEVAN KE SATYA.
1.Biwi aur car dusre ko doge to thook kar hi wapas ayegi.
2.Chut aur daru kabhi bhi juthi nahi hoti.
3.Nayi Chut aur bhoot kismat walo ko hi dikhte hain.
4.Ladki aur audio cassete ko dono side se bajana chahiya.
5.Chut aur saap jaha mile marr do
6.Lun aur paani apna rasta khud banate hain.
7.Gand aur doodh fatne ki aawaz nahi hoti.
8.Sex aur tax admi ko pagal bana dete hai
9.Gasti aur police par bharosa mat karo...
girl : yaar hum jab peshab karte hai to awaz aati hai aur ladko ke
kyo nahi aati ? 2nd Girl : unke pas 8 inch lamba silancer jo hai !
Lamma latt jina,
mota patt jina,
lattan chak ke jadon addaa dita;
fudi ne rab agge ardaas kiti,
sanu lanna ne badda sta ditta,
rab boleya asi diti si mootan nu,
tu taan nawan dhanda chla dita,
ja chali ja mere drbaar wichon,
tu lan mera vi khara kra ditta.
Yaad aate hai bachpan k woh haseen din,
jab hum tum masti kiya karte the,
Tum lolipop k liye roya karte the,
or hum apni pant ki jip khol kar manaya karte the..
Boys says:Kali kachi chitti fuddi utte phul kadai da,asi teri lain
nu firde tenu fikar padai da. Girls says: tere varge fukryan nu
khabba moma chusaida salwar khol ke bhosdi dikha ke sari umar tarsaida
Kise ne boli pai 'bari barsi khatan gaya si khat k liyanda ghio, k
bhangra tan sajda j nache munde da pio' sara pind uth k nachan lag gaya...
Boy ask girl: shadi ke time ladkiya roti kyon hai..?
Girl: agar tumko pata chale ki door lejakar koi tumhari gand marega
to tum kya hasoge.
1 gada gadi da rape karan di koshish kar reha c gadi bhaj k bhoond
de kol chali gai gadi bol bhoond veer manu bacha gada meri fudi
marna chahnda hai bhoond ur ke usdi fudi te baith gaya te bolya aan
de sale de lun te dandi wadanga Picho di gadha dorda aya te lun
sida hi gadhi di bhosri wich pa dita gadi boli bhoond veer kithe hai
? Bhoond bolia veera war gya bhan de fude wich...
Mumbai me ek theater malik ne khadi kapde ke screen lagai or theater
ka nam rakha'Gandhi ki Dhoti'. Us din se filmo k ishtihar kuch is
tarah se aaye- Gandhi ki Dhoti mein 'Barsaat', Gandhi ki Dhoti mein
'Mere do Anmol ratan' Gandhi ki Dhothi mein 'Kuch to hai' Gandhi
ki Dhoti mein 'Dhoom'
wht would 1 say while removing bra?
Desh main nikala hoga chand.
while removing panty?
Khulja sim sim.
while doing sex
kya masti kya dhoom.
After sex?
Kamjor kari kaun.
A woman is a marvellous creation,
she produces milk without eating grass,
she bleeds without being hurt,
gets wet even when it does not rain and sucks without needing power.
Chal mere auzar ho ja taiyar,
hila de chut ke taar,
pi lena doodh bar bar,
gand pe ho jana sawar,
wo bhi yaad karegi aaya tha koi ghodsawar.!
aansuon aankh ki dehleez pe aaya na karo
ghar ke haalaat zamaane ko bataya na karo
log muthhi meiN namak le ke phira kerte haiN
zakhm tum apne kisi ko bhi dikhaya na karo
saaNp KHushbu ke ahaate meiN basa kerte haiN
phool ke peRoN ko aangan meiN lagaya na karo
haathh aaye usi lumhe ko GHaneemat jano
apni palkoN pe koi KHwab sajaaya na karo
yaas ki tapti hui ret meiN jalne do mujhe
aas ke badlo sir pe mere aaya na karo
aaj ke daur ka paiGHam yahi hai taalib
koi gir jaaye to bhoole se uthhaya na karo
Larka:
Atak Matak kar chalti hay Kia Mar Dalay gee?
Thori see day day kia Achar Dalay gee?
Larki:
Atak Matak kar Chalti hoon mari chal hee aisy hay!
Apni Behna kee lay loo sub Kee (Choot) Aik Jasi hay!
Lakra:
Atak Matak Kar Chalti hoo Koi Nimak Smagh kar Chakh lay ga!
Tumhari 2' kee Mori main Koi 6' ka Phasa day ga!!
Wana sexy chat then come (Only Girls)
us ki maa ko lun
kiss ki maa ko lun
tujy nehe pata ...
yaar main batata hoon
turan singh ki maa ko lun
10' ka....
hai fida to aa chuda.
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nahi to apni maa chuda......hus mat sidi lode..
jo aithen
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apni maa ki choot main jaa kar bethe.
Wfie Dr. se mere husbend ka itna bara ha jab vo karte hain to kaleje pr lagta ha
Dr. to kya me ap k husbend ka chota kardon
Wife nai nai mera kaleja oper karden
table par rakha seb uthati kyon nahin.
gaand main laga hai gooo batati kyon nahi hai...
musharaf na ammi say kaha--------
amma meri biwi opposition walo say mil gayee hay,
=====jab b raat ku kamray may jatha hun, thu kahti hai,
WARDI UTARU...
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