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Adult SMS Collection
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Savery jaldi uth k, Naha k,
Saf jae kapry pa k, ALLAH aggay sajdy ker k,
Akkhan Band ker k, Sacchy Dil nal puch...
3 Facts...
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1) School ki Ghanti
2) Greeb ka Darwaza
3) Ladki ki Choot
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Jab bhi Maro gay !
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Tau ander bachy hi niklain gay
One man taking sex with her sectory in dog style during office work..
JAb woh ghar puhncha, us ki bewi boli, aaj aap thaky takay lag rahay
hain, he said, Uff, aaj office mien Kuttay ki tarah kaam kiyaa... =))
Aap Pareshan hain?
Theek se Neend nhi aati?
Sotey hoay Jaag jatay hain?
Ab mazeed pareshaani ki zaroorat nhi
Ab aA gaya
'PAMPERS'
Chain Se Sona khoob Brhna
BOy: if i press ur boobs and run,
wht will u think ?
Girl: I will think, ek bewkoof,
jo puri car chala sakta tha,
sirf horn daba k bhaag gaya...
Darbar me Tere Juka hai Ser
Salamat Rakhna………!!
Dua O me Utha hai Hath
Salamat Rakhna……….!!,
Rahe Teri Rahemat Nazar Ham pe
Salamat Rakhna…………!!
He Ishawar,
Tu Hamesha Dilme Rahe Hamare
Salamat Rakhna…….!!
Paak Bandgi Karta rahe Banda
Salamat Rakhna…………!!
Nek Kamo me Zidagi ho “Fanna”
Ae Khuda, Salamat Rakhna……..!!
Do not asked meaning of 2659 to any woman beacouse
this is their pvt
code 2-two inch ka hole.
6 six inch ka pole.
5 five minute ka maza.
9-nine mounth ki saza
A sexy girl without panty kept her zip open. A boy asked 'madam apke
TAJMAHAL ka darwaja band karo , humara KUTUB MINAR hil raha hai!
A boy donated blood to his GF.After 5 days he wanted his blood back.
His GFthrew a used whisper at him& said I will give u in monthly instalments...
Man pay Rs1000 to a Prostitute but she runs away.He puts an ad in
paper: If any1 finds sexy girl,in white top &red skirt,Fuck her,
SHE is PREPAID..!
Guddu Gana GA Raha
Tha....
AAJ MAIN OOPER AASMA NEECHAY.....
To Pappu Ne Guddu ko
Bohat mara...
Bhala Q ? ? ? ?
Q
K
Aasma Pappu KI bahan ka naam tha........
One lady was on road with her top open & right boob hanging out,
Policeman stopped & ask-what is this?
Lady - hio raba, kaka tan bus ch hi reh gaya
RAILWAY ANNOUNCE-
Boobs se Chut ki or jaane wali 6162 Up Down LAWDA Exp. Bed No.2 pe
aa rahi hai, jin lawdo ko chut ki or safar karna ho CONDOM Leke chadhjaye.
Define Rape: It is an operation without co-operation for the insertion
of erection in to depression without permission for the production
of future generation...
Dal mungi di, fudi gungi di, chut nurse di, duniya tars di, loda sardar
da, badka marda chut bhapan di, koi lodnai mapn di, bhosri jatti di,
kahi naal patti di, fuda sunari da, ghar bimari da, lun tere bai da-le
la jinna chhahi da..........
'ek sardar jiske muh par bahut saari dadi muchhe thi kuch kha raha tha
to use ek bachha dekh raha tha. bachhe ko kuch samajh nahin aa raha
tha to wo sardar se bola 'UNCLE AAPKA MUH KAHAN HAI', to sardar gusse
me bola ' EKI TERI MAA DA FUDDA E'.
Lund:'Rehta hu bhai rehta hu, do taango ke beech mein rehta hoon,
jab bi chut dekhta hun to uth ke salaam karta hoon'
Chut:'Rehti hu bhai rehti hu, do taango ke beech mein rehti hu, jab
bi lund dekhti hu, muh khol kar swagat karti hun'
Jhaten:'Rehte hai bhai rehte hai,do tangon ke beech me rehte hain, chut
aur lund ke ladai mein ek do shaheed hote rehte hain'
Jo marji se de, use chodna paap nahi hota,
Chodo kuwari ko, to mood kharab nahi hota,
Condam jarur lagana mere dost,
kyon ki lund ko dimag nahi hota...
Rape kes Court me.
Vakil : Benji bolo kya huya tha?
Pahle isne mujhe giraya, Fir Benji?
Fir mera blous fada, Fir peticot fada, Fir Benji?
Fir aapki ben chud gayi...
Lun di hadbiti : Main lun ha,meri normal height 6 inch hai,jawan kuriyan
nu dekh k mere mu wich pani aa janda hai,gastiyan da main bhut pyara
dost ha,main har wele ohna de kam aanda ha,mundian wich meri barhi
value hai,mein FUDI,BOND,TE MU de wich pan de kam aanda ha,mere nal
MUTH v mari jandi hai.meri munpasand dress kohinor condum hai,main
msg padh reha ha..!
Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls
Samundar kinare jaa kar baitho... kabhi na kabhi to leher aayegi...
kismat badle ya na badle mere dost...Tunhari GAAND to dhul jayegi...
A prostitute left her profesion nd start teaching.
she goes 2 a skool.princpal asks wot u can teach
biology,zology or psychlogy.
She repliz no Dalogy n Nikalogy
Kay aap SEX karte hai.....
Kya aap CONDOM use karte hai....
Kya aap AIDS se darte hai....
to aap HATH se Q nahi karte hai...
HATH chale to AIDS tale.
Mother ask daughter:
How is ur married life?
Daughter Shyly show her British Airways Add.
Mother reads the Add & is shocked'
7days a week, twice a day, bothways.
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