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Adult SMS Collection
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Filmi names of penis.
1-2 ankur
3-5 masoom
6-8 parwarish
9-15 pariwartan
16-20 pyaasa
21-35 shikari
36-50 kabhi kabhi
51-60 kamchor
61-75 yaaden
When MTNL& BSNL introduced push
button telephone in place
of old dial phone,
their ad campaign was
'BAHUT GHOOMAYA, AB DABAA'
Sardar was fucking his wife.
His friend came & knocked the door .
sardar opened the door after 5 mint.
Friend: 'BADI DER LAGA DITTY'
Sardar: chatni kutt rahe si.
Friend: BHABHI MENU VI CHATNI CHATA DEYO,
Sardarni: Main tan kunda dho aayee,
sote te laggi hai oh chatt layo.
Sardarni:Aaj jub mai apni bra utar ri thi tab ek larka muje dekh raha tha.
Sardar:Phr tumne kya kia?
Sardarni:Maine bra se apna mou chupa lia...:D
What's The Difference Between Pulling A curtain & Panty.......?
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When U Pu|| The CurtaIn It Means That The Show Is Over..............
But PU||ing Down Panty Meanz........ It's Show Time.................;->
I Wished I were A Ring Upon My girl Friend's Hand..........
Coz Every Time She'd Wipe Her Rear.... I'd See The Promised Land.......
What is the similarity between Boobs and a Toothpaste???
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It is easy to know the answer...
Kholo
Dabao
Munh main daalo
Fresh ho jao...................!!!!!!
Q. What have a KFC and a women got in common...........?>
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A. Once you finished with the legs and breasts you are just left
with a greasy box to chuck your bone in...
What is the similarity between a college girl and a pregnant woman...............?
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Both bunks period.......
Sex - Symbol of Love
PENIS - Length of Love
PUSSY - Depth of Love..
BOOBS - Shape of Love...
BUTTS - Base of Love
Bin Saavan Ke Barsaat Nahi Hoti
Sooraj Doobe Bina Raat Nahi Hoti
Kya Karein Ab Kuch Esi Aadat Hai K
Aapki Gaand Mein Ungli Kiye Bina
Din Ki Shuroowat Nahi Hoti..............
Judge: So, when did you realise that you were raped..?
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Prostitute: When the cheque bounced..!
Teacher Class main apne baby ko dudh pilate hue boli
Ale Ale Mera Beta Dudh P K Dr.Banega!
Student: Mam thoda humey bhi pila do kam se kam compunder hi ban jayenge..
Wife: 'Kuttey ko kaise pata chal jata hai k Kuttiya Fucking k mood main hai?'
Husband: Soongh kar..
Wife: To aap ko zukhaam hai kya?
Ek din jangle me chuha tezi se bhagta rahta hai aur chillata
rahta hai BHAGO BHAGO GAZAB HO GAYA raste me use bandar milta
puchne pur kuch nahi kahta aur chillate huye bhag jata hai phir
bhalu milta hai uske rokne pur bhi nahi rukta aur bhag jata hai
phir use hathi milta hai aur use zabardasti roj kar puchta hai to
wah chillata hai BHAGO GAZAB
HOGAYA hathi kahta hai DEKH CHUHE SAHI SAHI BATA HUA KYA HAI
WARNA BAHOT MARUNGA chuha dar jata hai aur kahta hai RAAT KO
SHERNI KI KISI NE GAAND MARLI hathi kahta hai TO TU KYUN BHAG
RAHA HAI chuha kata hai BHAGU NAHI TO KYA KARUN ILZAAM TO MERE
SAR PUR HAI
Sajjan sing shadi ke pahle bahoot he bhole bhale the
suhag raat ke samay jub unho ne apni biwi ke boobs dekhe to
kahne lage ARE BAAP TUMHARE CHATI PUR ITNE BADE BADE PHODE HAI
KAL DR KE PAAS JAKAR CHIRA LAGWAANA.dusre din unki biwi
salwar utar kar baithi thi uski choot dekh kar
bole YEH KYA TUMHE CHIRA UPAR LAGWANA THA TANGO KE
BEECH LAGWA AI.
Mirza galib ek din ek ludki ka pecha karte karte jungle
tak pahonch jate hai ludki ghabrakar ek jhad pur chad jati hai
galib bode hone ke karan chad nahi pate hai aur jhad ke niche
baith jate hai.kuch der baad ludki ko peshab ati hai aur wahi
se galib sahab pur peshab kardeti hai.ghalib sahab sayrana
andaz ne ludki se puchte hai
AYE CHANCHAL SHOQUE HASENA YE KAISI NADANI HAI
Ludki bhi tawab shairi me deti hai
MIRZA SAHAB AAP JIS JHEEL SE NIKLE HAI YE US JHEEL KA PAANI HAI.
car hadse ne sajjan sing to bach jate ha4 pur unka lund
katna padjata hai unki girlfriend kahti hai
WOTO RAB KA SUKAR HAI AAP BAAL BAAL BACH GAI
sajjan apni lungi utha kar dikhate hai aur kahte hai
YAHAN AUR KUCH BACHA KYA HAI BAAL HI BAAL TO BACHE HAI
Sajjan:Dr sahab mujhe bahoot khatarnak bimari ho gai hai`
Dr:'Kya bimari hai batao'
SAJJAN:'Aap hasen ge to nahi'
Dr:'Nahi nahi tum befikr batao kya bimari hai'
sajjan itna sunne ke baad dr ko apna lund dikhata hai ye
dekhkar dr bahoot hasta hai kun ki uska lund maachis tili
jitna patla aur chota hota hai
sajjan:'Maine kaha tha na aap hanse ge'
dr:'Thik hai ab nahi hasunga acha ye to batao bimari kya hai'
Sajjan:'dr sahab bimari yeh hai ki kal raat se
mere lund me sujan hai'
Sajjan sing aur aur unki biwi jab bhi sex karna hota wo
kahte CHALO RAMI KHELE.ek rooz sajjan sing fan saaf kare ke
liye unche tabal pur chad jate hai unki biwi table ko pakadti hai
to lungi se unka lund dekh leti aur bokhlajati hai kahti hai
CHALO RAMI KHELE sajan sing kahte hai CHAL BHAG SAALI PATTE
TO PAHLE HI DEKH LI AB KYA RAMI KHEL GI KHAK?
Girl to hungry boyfriend: If my right leg was afternoon meal
& left leg evening meal what would you prefer?
Boyfriend: Eating between meals...
Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the U.S ???
Because the people started licking the wrong side...
Lady : 'I want a good vibrator' Salesman: 'Ma'am !
you may select one from our range that is displayed on that wall'
Lady : 'O.K. I'll take that red one'
Salesman: 'Sorry, that's our fire-extinguisher'
Pathan jail main qaid tha kissi ne poocha kis case main ho?
Pathan: gheebat ke case main
Man: gheebat ke case main kese?
Pathan: oye yaara hum ne peeth peechay burai kia tha na
BRIDE'S Dad hands a note to the groom;
'GOODS delivered are not returnable! GROOM gave another note
back to father; 'contract void if seal is broken!
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