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Adult SMS Collection
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Degrees of girls:
BA:Beautiful Ass
LLB:Lovely Lickable Breasts
BSc:Beautiful Sexy Cunt.
MBBS:Member of Big Boobs Soiety.
MBA:Married But Available.....
Phool Murjhate acche nahi lagte,
Aap lund khujate acche nahi lagte,
Koi to patalo bachi ab meri jaan,
Roz Roz bathroom me hilate acche nahi lagte...
MALLIKA SHERAWAT DECIDES TO SUICIDE.
SLEEPS ON THE RAILWAY TRACK WITH LEGS WIDE OPEN.
NEXT DAY TIMES OF INDIA HEADLINES-
SHALIMAR EXPRESS IS MISSING.
A judge charged Rs.1102 fine to an accused for RAPE.
Accused asked why Rs.1102?
Judge replied: Rs.1000 for Rape & 10.2% entertainment tax!
ek sadu gali say ja raha tha kisi nay uspe bra peahki,
Sadhu bola hey prabhu yah tari kaisi leela hai,
Aam koi or choose raha hai,
aur chilkey humpe phenk raha hai...............
POLICE MUJRIM se: BATAO LARKE KE CHOOT KIO MARI?
MUJRIM: janab GARME hogae thee OR LARKE bhe buhat khubsurat thee....
POLICE: ab LARKE kahan hai?
MUJRIM: LARKE buhat khush hai or SMS parh rahe hai...
How does VAGINA look like before SEX?
Like a Pink Rose with soft Petals and Perfumed Aroma.
And after SEX?
Ever seen a SARDAR'S mouth after having LASSI.....!
Elephant to Camel 'Why do u hav boobs on your back?'
The camel replied 'thats a fucking good question from someone with
a penis on his face!'
ek admi nanga soya ta dosar aya aur mar kar bola
ye baja baja raha hoon dosra admi sedha ho kar bola
ab bansri be bajao
A Pathan MEDICAL STORE py gaya CONDOM lenay k liye. laken CONDOM
ka naam bhool gaya,
us nay APNA 'LUN' COUNTER py rakha aur kaha
'oye kocha yaara es ka CASING de do'
Larka: Jaan aj tum nay kiss karty waqt jub apny moun say mery
moun main BUBBLE GUM dali thi tou bara maza aya tha
Larki:Jano woh bubble gum nahi
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BULGHUM thaa...
Sir: guy(cow) hammari maata
hai (outside school
Bull fucking cow)
Student: sir.. sir bahar
aapki maa chod rahe hai.
Suzuki recently launched a new car model LAURA.
All drivers are having a tough time when there Mem sahibs say:
Driver Laura Nikalo!
Question: Dunya ka sab say mushkil kaam kia hai?
Answer: Soye huay Pappu par Condom Charhana
Chairman wapda nay sex ka doran apni biwi sa pocha ,
Bol na mari jaan tum ko kya gham hai ?Biwi boli,
Sartaj load ziada our voltage kam hai
For Safe sex use double condoms with chilly powder in between.
If the outer breaks she will know, if the inner breaks you'll know.
ek din ek ladke ki shaadi hoti hai...
usse kuch maloom nahi hota karna kia hai sohag raat ke waqt..
woh apne dosto se poochta hai kia karoon? uss ke dost kehte hai,
jo woh kare, tum bhi wahi karo... Raat hoti hai,
dulhan undress hoti hai, ladka bhi aisa he karta hai..
dulhan bed pe jaati hai, ladka bhi wahi karta hai..
dulhan doggy position pe layt ti hai, ladka bhi aisa karta hai..
dulhan ladke k taraf goorti hai(ke aa ke fuck kare)
ladka bhi goorne lagta hai...
akher main dulhan usse kehti hai 'jao galli se 2 ladke pakar ke lao,
aik tujhe chodhe aik mujhe'
Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai,
Taqdeer kisi bhi waqt bhi badal sakti hai,
Hausla rakh, channel na badal,
SANIA MIRZA kisi bhi waqt Jhuk sakti hai
3 pathano ki bvian preginent hojatin hain 3 ke 3 shartain laga
rahe hote hain phela bolta hai mere bete ka 1 feet ka lund hoga..
doosra bolta hai bas 1 feet ka ? mere bete ka 10 feet ka lund hoga..
teessra ghuroor se khara ho ker kheta hai mere bete ka 100 feet
ka lund hoga.. utne main hi 3 ke 3 ki bv ki delivery hojati hai
nurse phele pathan ke pas jati hai kheti hai mubarak ho aapka
beta hua uska 1 feet ka lund hai ...
doosre ke paas jati kheti hai mubarak ho aapka beta hua aur uska
10 feet ka lundh hai woh ghuroor karne lagta itne main nurse teesre
wale ke paas jati aur kheti hai mubarak ho aapka lund hua hai thora
sa bacha bhi laga hua hai
American ki kamyabi or hamari nakami ka Raaz ya hai ka american
kam ko dimag main or Lund ko choot main Raktey hai,
or hum choot ko dimag main or kam ko Lund pe rahkty hain,
Lady: Doc se, mairy boobs bohat chotay hain, kya karon???
Doc: aap ko rooz mairy paas aana hoga, may in ko choos choos
k bara kar donga..
Lady: Ok, may kal say apnay husband ko b lay kar aaonge,
un ke lulli b bohat chote hay :)
teacher bache se :aap bare hain ya aap k papa?
bacha: mai barra hon
teacher: wo kaise?
bacha: mai mama ka dodh nahe peta lekin papa abi tak pite hain
A new employee joins the Co. & is required to have a password setup
for his pc. Boss directed a secretary to setup the password for him.
Secretary asks the man for the password. Man try to embrass the
secretary in order to show superiority, said, 'Penis' Blushed,
the secretary input the password Penis, & retyped it again.
Then she hit enter. Whole office heard the secretary bursting out
of laughters as a reaction from the pc's screen.
'Password rejected. Reason: Too short'..
Girl: kaash main cycle k neeche ajaon, 2month tak school jana band
2nd girl: kaas main motorcycle k neeche ajaon, 5 month tak school
jana band
Boy: mere neeche ajao, 9months tak school jana band...
Totlay ko interview main 4 words bolnay ko kaha
institute, aptitude, magnitude and substitute.
Totla bola. ' inki chut, apki chut, maaki chut, subki chut'
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