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Adult SMS Collection
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what is the real tradgedy of film sholay?
Ek to thakur ki biwi nahi thee upper se gubbar ne uske
haath kaat diye..
A Man Pays 3000 to a Prostitute for sex,but she runs aways,
Man Chases but fails.
He Puts Notice to the Walls.
'if anyone find a Sexy girl with White Top & red Skirt,
FUCK her....Its PrePaid'
Mr. Chu from China and Mr. Ti-Ya from Korea came to islamabad
to start a construction company but no one came.
they became worried that why their company
CHU-TIYA & company failed?
to get 100/100 marks
a man needs 100% talent
whereas
a woman need only 4% talant and remaining is 34-26-36..
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken,
Waiter comes with the order,
Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai?
Waiter:Woh langra tha.
Surdar: Dil?
Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee.
Surdar: Dimaag?
Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha
Do you know GAND or LUND kisay kahtay hain???
You Dirty Mind,
Gand Rassian may life ko & Lund French may Happy ko kahtay hain,
DUA hay k aap ke GAND may hamesha LUND he Lund ho...
A girl friend tells her boyfriend inside the Cinema Hall
' Mairy saath wala MUTH maar raha hay...'
Boy says: Ignore him.
Girl: I can't... he iz using my hand!!!
ek larka ulta aur nanga sooya huwa tha
doosra larka aaya aur us ki gannd par tabla baja ne laga
sooya huwa larka siidha huwa aur kehne laga le ab tu bansuri baja
I like your...
I like your style- I like your class- but most of all i like your arse...
Old mother Hubbard went 2 d cupboard 2 fetch d poor dog a bone.
but when she bent over Rover took over & gave her a bone of his own!
Kapde sukte dekh Sasur: ye kala kapda kiska hai.
Saas: bahu ki panty hai!
Sasur: kabhi pehne nahi dekha isliye pucha.
Beta: papa aaj teacher ne sex k bare me padhaya!
Kuch der baad beto ko Muthiya marte dekh,
Baap: ye kya kar rahe ho?
Beta: Homework!
Girl :mummy jab mai susu karti hun to sheeti ki aawaz aati hai , aap ki nahi aati?
Mommy: pahle aati thi beti, tere papa ne baja baja k kharab kar di.
Ek Ladke ko tution me der hojati hai miss raat ko rukne ko kehti hai.
Boy: mujhe mummy ki naaf me ungli dal k sone ki aadat hai!
Miss: thik hai, meri naaf me ungli dalkar sosakte ho.
Raat Miss ko kuch gadbad lagti hai....
Miss: ye meri naaf ka hole nahi hai!
Boy: ye meri ungli bhi nahi hai!
Teacher- do you know the importence of Period?
Student- yes mem, ek dafa meri sister ko nahi aaya. Mom sun kar mar gai,
daddy ko heart fail hua. Aur humara driver bhag gaya!
Dr.: aap k haath ki koni me zakm kaisy?
Girl: Doggy style me sex karne sy!
Dr.: koi aur style try karo?
Girl: mai to karlu par mere Dog ko nahi jamta!
Q. Mard zyada chalta aur aur zyada bolti Q hai?
A. Kyo k mard ko 3 tang aur aurat ko 4 honth hote hai.
Talak k bad husband n wife apna apna saman alag karte huye.
Husband bra dete hye :Yeh lo tumhare can ka dhakkan.
Wife underwear dete hye ye lo tumhare popat ka pinjra.
Hakim baba: ye lo beti, ye goli, tumhara boy frnd 1 khayega uska lamba
hojayega 2 khayega khamba hojaye ga. Aur 3........ Ladki: bas baba
humein sex karwana hai koi gaddha nahi khndna.
Girl: agar dunya mein aurat na hoti to aadmi ki pent ki button kon takta?
Boy: agar dunya mein aurat na hoti to to aadmi ko pent pahenne ki zarurat hi na hoti..
Sex karte samay ganja aadmi apni biwi k kapde utaar kar apne sir pe
bithata hai aur aiene k samne khada hota hai BIWI: ye kya kar rahe ho?
GANJA: dekh raha hun k sir pe ghungrale baal hote to kiesa dikhta mai!
GARIB WIFE: Sunoji WHISPER lena hai...
HUSBAND: Bhook mitane k liye to roti nahi,
aur tujhe CHUT sukhane k liye DOUBLEROTI chahiye??
BOY Ka lund chota tha,
isliye woh apni LOVER ko andhere me legaya aur uske hath me dediya.
to LOVER boli: Darling U know i don't smoke
Jab apko tatti na aaye,
aap baithe baithe thak jaye pressure bhi nahi aaye.
Yaad karke dekhna hume
shayad aapki gand phat jaye or dast lag jaye.
Tumhara naam phool rakhun to bikar jaoge.
Tumhara naam dil rakhun to tutt jaoge.
Lo tumhara naam lund rakh diya.
Waqt padne per khde to ho jaoge.
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