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Adult SMS Collection
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Chatne sy har chut apni nahi hoti.
Jisi samjho apni woh chut apni nahi hoti.
chodne ko to chod de dunya ko,
per kabhi Condom to kabhi chut nahi hoti.
GARAM MASALA
Saamp aur chut jahaan b mile maar do.
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Zindagi aur jhaant uljhe hye hai, use suljhane ki koshish mat karo.
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Pani aur lund apna rasta khud dhond lete hai.
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Biwi aur gaadi dusron ko doge to chud kar hi wapas aayegi.
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Doodh aur gaand dono ke phatne ki aawaz nahi hoti.
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Jhaante aur koyela sulagne k liye hi bane hai.
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Boobs aur jazbaat jitne dabao utne ubharte hai.
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Gund kitni bhi badi ho aati to nal ke niche hi hai.
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Ladki kitni bhi lambi ho mutegi to baith ke hi....
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Chut kitni bhi chouri ho jaye marni to lund se hi padegi.
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Ladkiyon ki to aadat hoti hai khade lund pe talwaar chalane ki
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Boobs aur khaini jitna ragdo utna maza aata hai
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Kutte ko mutney aur ladki ko chodne k liye taang uthani hi padti hai.
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Chut aur bhoot kismat walon ko hi dikhte hai.
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Naan aur kutte ka lauda undar jakar hi phulta hai.
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Lohe par hathoda aur chut par lauda tabhi maro jab garam ho.
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Ladki aur audio cassete dono side se baja sakte hai.
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Chut saal mein do hi din maro ek jis din baarish ho aur ek jis din barish na ho.
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Lund aur ghamand dono ko kabu me rakhne mein hi bhalai hai
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Baaghi aur Boobs jahaan bhi mile musal diye jate hai.
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Jab kismat mein likhe ho laude to kahan se milege pakode.
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Aadmi aur chuhe hamesha ched ki taraf bhagte hai.
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Baasi chut aur purana akhbaar jahaan bhi dikhe phaad do...!
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Hari jhandi aur randi ko dekhte hi.... Bhaag lo!
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Zabaan aur lund mein haddi nahi hoti.... Is liye bekabu hote hai.
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Musibat aur lund kabhi bhi khade ho sakte hai.
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Bhajan bhojan aur chodan hamesha ekaant mein karo.
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Mango usi se jo de khushi se..... Aur haan kahe na kisi se.
Sudhar jaao tum
suna nahi ke saddam hussain ko phansi ho gayi?
tumhain bhi ho sakti hai
farq sirf itna hai kay
saddam logon ko marwata tha aur tum....
logon se marwatay ho...
A man 2 shopkeeper:
Ek White colour ka Condom dena.
Shopkeer: White Hi kyun?
Man: Padosan ka husband guzar
gaya hai Afsos karne jaana hai.
Diffrent Phases Of Sex Life:
Age 20 - Din Raat,
Age 28 - Roz Raat,
Age 38 - Jumme Raat,
Age 48 - Chand Raat,
Age 58 - Only Jazbaat,
Age 68 - Galat Baat....
Wife n Mobile
1) Dono hi dusro ke achche lagte hai.
2) Dono hi naye achche lagte hai.
3) Dono ko hi raat bhar charge karna padta hai..
Man n Monkey
What Is comman Between Man And Monkey???
Monkey Dal Par Uchalta hai and
Man Dal Kar Uchalta Hai.
Pepsodnt condom-Raat bhar dhishum dhishum.
Colgate condom-ye hai hamara surakhsha chakra.
Nokia condom-Connecting people.
MRF condom-Extra Rubber.
Extra mileage. Moov condom-ah se aha tak.
Marinda-condom- jor ka jhatka dire se lage.
Godrej hair die-Condom- kaato kholn aur lagao.
Sprite condom-bhujhaye only pyas baki ajj bakwas.
Tatasky condom-Isko laga dala to life jingalala
Raat ko andhere mein
Sardar: ye condom itna sakht aur chota q hai.
Wife: O bina dimagh k janwar ye bachche k dudh pine ka nipple hai.
dear subscriber your sex balance is low
your account will be put in to virginity mode.
Please refuck as soon as possible
to keep ur account active. Condoms apply.
Condom company World cup cricket sponserd karti to slogan hota.
Cover your stump, Before you pump.
Jhadte waqt naokrani ko CONDOM mila
wo puchti hai MEMSAAB YE KYA HAI.
malkin bolti hai ARE YEH TO CONDOM HAI
KYA TERE GAON ME SEX NAHI KARTE
naokrani bolti hai KARTE HAI PAR ITNA BHI NAHI
K CHAMRI HI NIKAL JAE.
Differance betwen bomb and CONDOM.
In a bomb blast population decrease
but in a condom blast population increase.
Q. condom aur gubbare me kya far hai.
A. Condom phatne sy aadmi dunya mein aata hai
aur Hawai gubbara phate to dunya sy chala jata hai.
Bad newz Lund par VAT tax lag gaya hai.....
9 or 10 inch per 100 rs
7 or 9 inch per 50Rs.
5 or 6 inch par 25Rs.
Tum daro mat 2 inch walo par tax nahi hai!!!
Girl: bra dikhaiye.
Salesman: 36 chalega?
G: chota hona.
SM: 32?
G: aur chota.
SM: 24? G: zara chota.
SM: 20? G: thoda aur chota .
Salesman: madam phoda ya funsi hogi band-aid lagalo.
Alaf a Gandoo Sada Bag Andar,,,
Tanoon Phoolan De Saj Ta Sija Dayah.......
panj Saat Mill Kah Marya Taree boond
Tanoo Dinna Wich Tara Dikha Diya
Teacher: ladkiyan kab badi hote hai?
Boys: jab woh bra pahenne lagti hai!
Teacher: ladke kab bade hote hai?
Girls: jab woh bra utarne lagte hai!
Ek Raand apna dhandha chor school mein naukri k liye jati hai.
Prpl: zoology, biology, sociology, physiology ye sab padhana aata hai?
Raand: ji na sirf Dalogy aur Nikalogy!
On First Night..
Wife: ji aaj mera upas hai.
husband: kya mere lund pe aata laga hai jo tera upaas tut jayega!
Ek baccha aunty ke panty dekh bola iske andar kya hai?
Aunty: sigri hai. Bhaccha: meri mung falli seku kya?
Aunty: nahi sham ko tere uncle esme butta sekenge!
pathan bv ko chood raha tha bv boli'khan sahab may nay tum say shadi
bachay paida karnay kay liye ki hay issliye nahi ki kay zindagi bhar
tatti khul kar aye
pathan bv ko chood raha tha bv boli'khan sahab may nay tum say shadi
bachay paida karnay kay liye ki hay issliye nahi ki kay zindagi bhar
tatti khul kar aye
Panditji fati dhoti me mndir me matha tekne ko jhuke to 1 aurat ne
uski gand gulak samajh 1Rupya dal diya. Pandit bola: thoda age hath
karke ab GHANTI bhi Baja do!
Ek aadmi ko 2 lund rahte hai, woh doctor k pas jata hai.
MAREEZ:- Doctor sab mujhe ek lund zyada hai, mai kya karun.
DOCTOR:- Matlab tumhe bhi meri tarha 4 lund hai.
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