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Adult SMS Collection
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Sonia Gandhi bhasan de rahi thee.....
Meri ek tang Delhi to dusri Panjab me rehti hai.
Ye sun ek sardar bola: wah haryana walon k to maze hi maze hai!
Ek american fauji mar raha tha, nurse se bola marne sy pahle american
flag ko kiss karna chahta hun. Nurse boli mere pichware skirt pe flag
utra hai kiss karlo. Kiss karne k baad fauji bola: ab palat jao take J.
Buss ko b kiss kar saku!
Do kamzor Lun apas ma bath kar rahy they.
dono ne apni kamzori k bare ma bataya:
Pehla bola yaar mera malik mujh se machine bhohat chalata ha.
Dosra bola yaar mera malik tu machine ka kaam bhi hath se karta ha
ARMY GUY GOT MARRIED.
FIRST NIGHT HIS WIFE EXCUSED DUE TO PERIOD.
GUY SEND SIGNAL .
RED ALERT IN FRON.TO HQ.FOR EXTENSION OF LEAVE.
HQ REPLIED ATTACK FROM BACK AND REPORT BACK
1st Pakistani: Pakistan Ka National Game Konsa Hai
Options Are
A: Hockey
B: Cricket
C:Football
2nd Pakistani: Abay Pagal Aj Kal Pakistan Ka National
Game Sayasat Ban Gaya Hai
Hahahahahahaha
Aurat or Tea me hamesha 7-Qualities dekho.
1) Tez ho.
2) Garam ho.
3) Meethe ho.
4) Doodh ziada ho.
5) Gori ho.
6) Do mint me taiyar hojaye.
7) Rat ko sone na de.
1st women: mera doodh wala to subha atay he daba deta ha.
Bell...
2nd women: mera paper wala to dabata he nahe atay he
neeche se daal deta ha.
Newspaper
a 5 year old child was in court in rap case.
his lawyer was holding his penis and giving logics
to judge while child said to lawyer
'oye meri lulli pakar ke aagay peechay na kar,
warna sara case kharab ho jaye ga'
aik bhikaari prostitute ke paas gaya, sex karnay
ke baad uth ke chal dia!
Prostitute: baba paisay??
bhikaar: aray chal pagli! ab tujh se bhi loon ga kia??
girl to doctor
Gal. Doc mujay abhi bacha nahin chayi
Doc. to Condom use karo
Gal. Doctor comdom paani kay saath lana hai ya doodh kay saath
Doc. Kailay kay saath
girl to doctor
Gal. Doc mujay abhi bacha nahin chayi
Doc. to Condom use karo
Gal. Doctor comdom paani kay saath lana hai ya doodh kay saath
Doc. Kailay kay saath
Harjit Harman ko AIDS hai...
Proof is his new song...
Os rog di dwa na koi sohnie jo mittran nu lag ni gia.
Ek aurat rehdi pe angoor bech rahi thi.
Usne BRA nahi pehn rakhi thi.
Ek aadmi bola-Excuse me,
AAM Dikh rahe hain.
Aurat-Tabhi to ANGOOR Bik rahe hain....
MUREED ...PEER SAHAB AP EIK HAT MAI TASBEE OR
DOSRE HAT MAI CONDUM KYNRAKHTE HAIN ...
PEER SAHAB.... CHOOT OR BHOOT KA BHAROSA NAHI
KAB SAMNEY AJAEN.
QUS... chot senior hai ya lund?
Ans,, choot
kynke choot jab bhi lund ke samny aati hai
to lund us ke ehtraam may khara hojata hai.....
Monkey steals lady's bra n sits on tree.
Lady shouts 'niche dal, niche dal.
Monkey laughs n says' besharam, shanti rakh, bra se shuruaat hoti hai.
Ik Boy sadak te bathroom kar reha
.Ik Ladki kol aa ke boli-tainu sharam nahi andi?
Boy shrm wali kehdi gal e,
tuhade layi ta chuki firde aa,asi bund ch lena e...
TV add.--
ek jungle me ek ladki ke pichhe 3 gunde parh jate hain
akhir ladki ko pakad lete hai vo ladki ka nala kholne ki
koshish karte hain par nala kafi der tak nahi khulta akhir
hero aa jata hai aur use bacha leta hai to iske bad screen
par aata hai----
'BAJAJ NALE,nari ki ijjat ke rakhvale'
Ladka ladki sex kar rahe the..
suddenly ladka bola kya hum sadi kar le?
Ladki boli mazdur ho! Mazduri karo
factory ke malik banne ki kosis mat karo.
2 bache jungle me potty kar rahe the. Achanak lion aa gaya..
1st-chotu, tu dar raha hai?
2nd-nahi, main nahi darta.
1st-to sale apni dho meri kyo dho raha hai..
sasur nayi bahu ko dekne gaya to bola-
'bahu chai aati hai?'
Bahu-'nahi,abhi to DOODH bhi nahi AATA hai ji.'
Paap se fati BRA,
adharm se fata JANGIYA,
atyachar se fata BHOSDA,
jinke LUND mein hogi taaqat apaar,
jo karega is CHUT ka sarvnash,
wohi kah layega CHUDEV.CHUDEV
Kindly pass dis messege to our all freinds who hv own
Motorcycle & scooter..!
GADDI DHUPPE NA KHARAEYO CHITTAR SARH JAN GE..
A Rapist goes to hell
Yamraj:Fry him in oil.
After 4 hours,
Yamraj :Kya re tune ab tk fry nhi kiya?
Daasi-Ye toh chulha jalane k liye bi jhukne nhi deta...
Rakhi sawant Remix-
Ek pardesi meri BRA le gaya,
Jate jate mitha mitha Dudh pi gaya.
Jane anjane muje pata na chala,
Dhire dhire apni malai de gaya.....
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