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Adult SMS Collection
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Sardar ko uski wife ne apne boobs suck kerne ko kaha,
Sardar thodi der chusne k baad ronay laga..
Sardarni, 'Kya hua?'
Sardar:Maa ki yaad agaye....
Son: Papa condom kia hota hai
Papa: chal bhaag mujhe nai pata
Son: tabhi toh hum 11 bhean bhai hai.....
Ek din ghalis se ek larki ne milne ka wada kia.
us din larki k late ane par ghalis ne yeh shair arz kya:
le ja apni choot kisi or ko de de..
Ghalis ko apne hath se qarar agaya...
WIFE ANGRILY:main yeh ghar chor ker ja rahi hoon
Husband: Acha jao... mera LUN pay charho!
Wife: Tumhari yehi khoobsurat batein mujhe janey nai deti...
q day grl asked mom.
Girl: Ma yeh Lund kya hota hai?
Maa> Jab tu bari ho ker achi beti banegi to tujhe b 1 milega
Beti> agar me buri bani?
Maa> to bohot sare milenge!
Husband ne bola wife ko good night,
Wife boli aise kese good night
Pehle karo off light, Phir kero lund tight
Phir Karo choot se fight, Phir nikalo White White..
aik pathan suhag raat ko kuch kiye bina biwi ke sath razai orh
ke so gaya.
thori dair baad biwi boli:
khan ji! meri taangon ke beech main sorakh hai
pathan bola: tabhi main soch raha hoon ke ye thandi hawa
kahan se aa rahi hai...
Is you father a lumberjack Because when ever I look at you,
I get wood in my pants...
You're good at mathematics, right?
Would you say 69 was a perfect square?
Nice dress, it'd look good on my bedroom floor..
Why does one do some peanut butter on his condom? ......
That makes him big and strong.
auraat k doodh k 5 faiday hain;
boil karna nahi parta ,
cat chora nahi sakti,
har mard ki pasand,
kubsurat paking main aik k sath dosra free..
Kaho sardarjee Suhaag raat kaise rahi,
kuch mat punch yar pahle 8 bar to Missedcall lagi
aur jab sahi number laga to balance NILL THA
Girl:Amma fauji aa raha hai.
Amma: Andar aja in logo ki niyat achchi nahi hoti.
Girl:amma fauji sardar hai.
Amma:phir to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.
Do doston ki biwian driving seekh rahi thee
1)Yaar meri biwi tou sote sote gari chalati hai, neend main bhi
mera pakar k gear badalti hai
2)Yaar meray wali tou neend mein tangein khol k bolti hai 500 ka dal
do...
1 Andhi larki pehli dafa sex karwa rahi thi,
jab maza aya tu poocha 'yeh neechay kia latak raha hai?'
Larka: Yeh tattay hain.
Andhi: Yeh Andar nahi dalnay?
Larka: nahi ye bahir hi rahtay hain
Andhi: 'Khayal kerna, andhi mohtaaj ka haq na kha na'...
SARDAR NE APNI BIWI KO PEHLE DIN DIVORSE KION DI?
COZ ,AT 1st NITE SARDAR SAW HER WIFE'S PANTY
IT WAS WRITTEN
'CHECKED AND TESTED BY SYED AND BROTHERS'
girl MOM se jab main susu karte hun tu siti ki awaz ati
hai par ap ki nahi ati kiun?
MOM replies : baita siti tu maire b bajti the lekin tere
bap ne baja baja kar kharab kardi.
Teacher : Hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye.
Student : Wo to ho hi nahin sakta.
Teacher : Kyon?
Student : Kyon ki itna chota condom ban hi nahi sakta.
• 4 facts
1 mammay aur jazbat jitne dabao utne ubhrte hain
2 snake aur pudi jahan deko mar do.
3 doodh aur gand phtne ki awaz nahin ati
4 pani aur lun apna rasita khud bana laite hain
aik MUMAY nay dosray MUMAY se pocha.......
Larai nichli gali main hoti hai
Pakray hum jatay hain...!!!
Dost 1 : Apni girl friend ko chand mat kehna.
Dost 2 : woh kyun?
Dost 3 : Kehtay hain us per bhi 3 4 log char chukay hain.
ek pathan bike rok kar helmit kujha raha tha.
ek admi bola helmit to utaro.
pathan bola tumhara gand mai kahrish hota hay to
tum shalwar utar ta hay kia ?
Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do.
MOM : Put ur biggest thng on her hairiest thing.
SON : got my nose in her armpit. Now what?
Hum Gire Hue ko Uthate hai,
Hum Bichhde Hue Ko Milate Hai,
In Short Hum Bra Banate Hain
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