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Adult SMS Collection
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When an apple is green, it's ready to pluck, When a girl is sixteen she's ready to ..WOOPS...wrong number....
U good at math? Well, add a bed, subtract ur cloths, divide ur legs and we can multiply!..
NEWSFLASH: Blonde girl fired from Banana plantation for throwing out all the bent ones.
That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
There gotta be a keg in your pants, coz I wanna tap that ass.
You're so hot, your ass is on fire.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?
Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed?
Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.
Whats the definitoin of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.
Whits pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers??? Yer Gran!..
Are these your eyes, I found them between my brests!
In case of fire read this message.....................................I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!
Mobile sex: push 1 for oral, 2 for anal, 3 for normal, 4 for a trio, 5 for SM and for everything ... dial my number!
It is deaf and it wants to have sex with you...................... What do you say?
How to impress a woman: compliment her, kiss her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her
How to impress a man: Show up naked, bring beer..
Why don't blondes talk whilst having sex?
Because their mums told them not to talk to strangers!..
1 day there was tis naked man N elephant, da elephant looks at the naked man 4 a few seconds, then ask da naked man, HOW CAN U BREATH THRU THAT LITTLE THING?
What did the blonde s left leg say to her right leg? Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.
Woman complaining to dentist: I'd rather get pregnant than have a tooth filling!' Dentist: 'ok, decide from now so i can adjust the chair accordingly'
Sex n drugs n rock n rave thatz get smashed n misbehave, on speed n weed n little e's lets get fucked n talk 2 trees...
HumptyDumpty fuked a fat whore,HumptyDumpty fuked her some more,all the kings horses and all the kings men bent the bitch over and fuked her again!
Bedroom golf can make u grin,u need a stick 2 help u win.Keep ur clubs in good condition+neva play wivout permission.Practice often its lotsa fun+try2get a hole in 1...
When are men the smartest? Before, during or after sex? During sex cause they're plugged into a genius!
Fuck is easy,fuck is funny,anybody fuck for money,if you think that fuck is funny,fuck yourself and safe the money!
Send this sms to 3 of your friends and you will have unbelievable sex tonight! If you break this chain you will never have multiple Orgasms again!
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