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Adult SMS Collection
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The difference between erotic and perverted:
Erotic = caress the vagina with a beautiful white whisp
Perverted = do the same thing with a whole chicken.
If you don't like oral sex than keep your mouth shut!!
Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
What is the difference between a man and a dildo?......... A man is a REAL PRICK!!!!
Hi, I am an alien and I've just transformed into your phone and right now I'm having sex with your finger. I know you like it, because you're smiling now!!
A peach is a peach, A plum is a plum, A kiss ain't a kiss, without some tounge. So open up your mouth, and close your eyes, and give your tounge Some exercise
Sex is good, sex is fine, doggy style or 69, just for fun or getting paid everyone loves getting laid.u'll get laid.
A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play magic? She asks: What do you mean? He says: We go to my place, have sex and than you disappear!
BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelieveble sex tonight! If you break this chain, you'll never have multiple orgasm again!
Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its Still pretty good..
Sorry, the fuckmachine is out of order, so fuck yourself and save a quarter
Fuck is good. Fuck is funny. Lots of people. Fuck for money. If you think that. Fuck is funny. Fuck yourself and save your money!
Sex is like Math, Add the Bed, Subtract the Clothes, Divide the Legs and Multiply!
This program will automatically enlarge your penis. Now starting...beep 6 5 4 3.....beep 2 1....Sorry no penis found!
Do you want to have sex with me? For $50! Please please please....I really need the money!
U've got SEX APPEAL ... U've got INTELLIGENCE ... U've got CLASS ... U got da FACE, U got da BODY ... I got the wrong number ... SORRY
hey! what happen 2 your hp? tried calling alot of times. everytime i dial your no, operator kept sayin 'THE SUBSCRIBER U CALLING IS HAVING SEX, PLS TRY LATER'
Twinkle, twinkle little rectum bigcockscum when you least expect them, never mind the screams of passion whoop it up with doggy fashion
There was an old man from gosham,
who got out his bollocks to wash'em,
His wife said oh jack if you don't put'em back,
i'll stand on the bastards and squash em!!!(new)
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.
The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.
There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.
If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.
Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.
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