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Adult SMS Collection
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If u think sex is a pain in the arse u are doing it wrong!
When im dead and in my grave, no more pussy i will crave. And apon my headstone will be seen, here liies the bones of a fucking machine.
CONFICIUS SAY: BOY WHO GO TO SLEEP WITH STIFF PROBLEM WAKE UP WITH SOLUTION IN HAND...
3 wonders of a woman 1*give milk without eating grass 2*get wet without water 3*bleed for a week without going 2 die
A Guy goes up to a girl and says:Do you want to play magic?She asks:Whats Magic? He says:We go up to my room,We Fuck and the You DISAPPLEAR!!
If Tennis Players get Tennis Elbow...Do gynecologists get Tunnel vision?...
Luv me tender,luv me sweet,rap ur lips around my meat,watch & smile,watch me grin,watch thecum drip down mychin!...
D boys say i luv u,U beleve its true,9months l8r he says to hell wiv u,D baby is a bastard,D mother is a whore,Nun of dis wood av happened if d rubber hadnt tore!
cat & Rooster walkin near d pool,Cat falls in the pool,Rooster starts laughin,Moral of d story?..Wen ever theres a happycock theres a wet pussy!
There are 206 bones in your body! Would u like another..
Is it d whiskey dat makes u frisky.Is it d brandy dat makes u randy,Is it d gin dat makes u slip in,Is it d rum dat makes ucum!...
Zippy & Bungle,went 2 da jungle havin sum marvelous fun, Zippy got silly,popped out his willy & stuck it up Bungles bum!
HOW MANY ANIMALScAN U FIT IN A PAIR OF TIGHTS?
10 little piggies,2calves,1 ass,1 pussy,1 beaver,loads of hares & 1 smelly fish!
Sex+drugs+rock+rave,lets get drunk & misbehav,on weed+speed +little e's,well get drunk & talk 2 trees,u only live once & den u die,so fuck em all & lets get high!...
Mary had a smelly minge with pubes as dark ascharcoal.So most the men go round the back and stick it up her arsehole!...
whats the difference between a mini tampon..a middle tampon and a large tampon?....they r all stuck upcunts!
There was a young girl called heather,whoscunt lips were made of leather they made a strange noise that attracted the boys by flapping the edges together...
GUY: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. GAL: If I see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
After making love, wat r u tryin to say? I love u? Wrong! 1 more time? Wrong. U r so pretty?Wrong. I'm so tired? Wrong! The answer is tissue...tissue...plsss!!!
A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum. what is a kiss without a tongue.
Its been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt N a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off. I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom...
D best breakup shayari
pyar k naam pe dete ho khauf
pyar k naam pe dete ho khauf
fuck off
fuck off
fuck off!!
a gd friend is like a gd bra... hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, and always close to the heart..... HELLO MY GD BRA :)
Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen. Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai. Mom: TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai.
The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky, The rose may kiss the butterfly, The morning dew may kiss the grass,But u my friend can kiss my ass!..
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