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Adult SMS Collection
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Every organisation is like a tree full of monkeys. Ones at the top can only see monkeys below them and ones at the bottom see only assholes above them.
Mother to her teenage daughter:" I think its right time we should talk about sex".
The daughter replied, "sure MOM, what do you want to know"?
Q: why do men get their great ideas in bed?
A: because they're plugged into a genius! :-)
Judge : Why did U hit Ur Husband ? Lady : He Called Me From Office,Took Me To Bedroom,Removed My Clothes,Laid Me On D Bed&Said April fool......
MEN'S "F" rules:
Find her,
Follow her,
Friend her,
Flirt her,
French her,
Finger her
Fuck her
Forget her
FIND another
Women's life is very hard.
Morning wash clothes
Noon dry clothes
Evening iron clothes
Night remove clothes
Late midnight search clothes...
Kuch log Subah Karte hain
Kuch log Shaammai karte hain
kuch log Soute mai karte hain
Kuch log sari sari Raat karte hain
tab jake Hota
...
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Unka
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Mobile CHARGE :)
A couple wanted katna(Circumcision)of their son,but they dont know proper word to print,so they printed the wording :THE CUTTING CEREMONY OF FUCKING INSTRUMENTS...
As a person u r:
=>
ADORABLE
=>
SWEET
=>
SIMPLE
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HONEST
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OBEDIENT
=>
LOVEABLE
=>
EXCELLENT
******
In short U R an asshole!
I'm shocked 2 know, i'm really upset.
I dont know how 2 inform U.
Bt I've 2 let U know dat U've symptoms of
A-I-D-S
(Adoring, Intelligent, Dear, Sweetlover) !!
What similar things wuld u want in ur coffee & girl friend? Shuld b hot,Shuld b rich,Shuld b creamy,Shuld b able to keep u awake all night!
Stay Humble Be Faithful Offer Hope Work Diligently Fight Fairly Live Simply kiss Deeply Sex Regularly Ahh! thats what i call ART OF LIVING.
There are two things rain helps improve: agricultural production and Philippine population.
When everything goes wrong, push! When you wish for something, push! When people don't understand, push. When you wish for love, P-ush U- ntil S-omething H-appens!...
A quote on a girl's t-shirt ....
'there's a face above this...Dn't forget..
What is Short but gets longer wen u hold it?
It passes b/w Breasts, n enters in2 a hole?
What is it?
A car seat belt. But I LIKE the WAY u THINK!!
Roses are Red
Sky is Blue
My Bitch is Pregnant
Thanks to You....
FIFA has decided that GIRLS should be GOALKEEPERS for the WORLD CUP, because no matter how wide they open,they never let the balls go in!! Happy wrld cup.
When your youngest child needs sex education, you have badly informed your elder children on the subject.
Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.
Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai
Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain
Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.
It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.
What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
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A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive
Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday...
6 Inch ka hai.
.
Size normal he
.
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Mazboot he
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Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
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2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
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Lena he to bolo?
Full Time Masti
Non stop Fun
Mera…
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LG KG 195
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