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Christmas SMS Collection
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Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.
For centuries men have kept an appointment with Christmas. Christmas means fellowship, feasting, giving and receiving, a time of good cheer, home.
Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it.
Christmas is forever, not for just one day, for loving, sharing, giving, are not to put away like bells and lights and tinsel, in some box upon a shelf. The good you do for others is good you do yourself.
Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love!
Love is what''s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.
In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it ''Christmas'' and went to church; the Jews called it ''Hanukkah'' and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say ''Merry Christmas!'' or ''Happy Hanukkah!'' or (to the atheists) ''Look out for the wall!''
A Christmas candle is a lovely thing; It makes no noise at all, But softly gives itself away.
Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer.... Who''d have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?
Only in souls the Christ is brought to birth, And there He lives and dies.
When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?
Sing hey! Sing hey! For Christmas Day; Twine mistletoe and holly. For a friendship glows In winter snows, And so let''s all be jolly!
At Christmas play and make good cheer, For Christmas comes but once a year
Christmas is for children. But it is for grown-ups too. Even if it is a headache, a chore, and nightmare, it is a period of necessary defrosting of chill and hide-bound hearts.
There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence at Christmastime. Mature, responsible grown men wear neckties made of holly leaves and drink alcoholic beverages with raw egg yolks and cottage cheese in them.
Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it weren''t for Christmas We''d all be Jewish.
I can understand people simply fleeing the mountainous effort Christmas has become... but there are always a few saving graces and finally they make up for all the bother and distress.
Fail not to call to mind, in the course of the twenty-fifth of this month, that the Divinest Heart that ever walked the earth was born on that day; and then smile and enjoy yourselves for the rest of it; for mirth is also of Heaven''s making.
I do like Christmas on the whole.... In its clumsy way, it does approach Peace and Goodwill. But it is clumsier every year.
At Christmas A man is at his finest towards the finish of the year; He is almost what he should be when the Christmas season''s here; Then he''s thinking more of others than he''s thought the months before, And the laughter of his children is a joy worth toiling for. He is less a selfish creature than at any other time; When the Christmas spirit rules him he comes close to the sublime...
Christmas is the season when you buy this year''s gifts with next year''s money.
The Church does not superstitiously observe days, merely as days, but as memorials of important facts. Christmas might be kept as well upon one day of the year as another; but there should be a stated day for commemorating the birth of our Saviour, because there is danger that what may be done on any day, will be neglected.
Happiness is like a penis- It always looks small if u hold it in ur own hand. But when u learn to share it, u realizes how big it grows!
Happy holi to you and your family. Celebrate with crackers and diyas... fly kites! Get drunk.. Just like I am right now... Merry Christmas once again.
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