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Flirt SMS Collection
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U r a DONKEY; d decent, o outclass, n nice, k kind, e excellent, y young.
Those Sparkling Eyes That Amazing Face A watt smile The Enthu Stride The Cheerful Talk Charming stud I'm still The same hw r u?... wts up.
Laughing is best medison, so laugh, loudly, more loudly, arey baba loudly loudly bola na, congrats u have won free entry to, mental hospital....
Last Nite d Devils Came To My Room... They Wanted To Trouble Good People I Suggested ur Name Them They Said 'OH! NO! We Can't Disturb Our BOSS!
This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number. We are truly sorry for the inconvenience.
Ur cute, gorgeous, fine & dandy. Really sexy, u make me randy. Ur good wiv ur mouth & also in bed …oops sorry wrong number get wot I said!
I saw sumthing in da shop window day. It was stunning sexy cute beautiful & adorable. I was supposed buy itu till i realized it was my own REFLECTION.
Those innocent eyes... Those kissable lips... A great smile... The perfect walk... Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous.. That's enough bout me-How r u?
Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, love makes al things beautiful, smile makes all the above so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!
No matter how high the sky is, How deep the ocean is, How strong the wind is, How wide the river is, I just want to tell YOU.... They're none of YOUR BUSINESS!!
Sometimes my mind asks.. Why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember You?.. Then my Heart answered it's simple... BECAUSE FOOL NEEDS MORE CARE!!
Hello DEAR Where R U Now...? No Visits..., No Calls...., No SMS from Wik, No Missed calls, I M So worried... --------- Are U n JAIL again? Pls r e p l y!
Who's hot... Its U, Who's Charming... Its U, Who's Sweetest.. Its U, Who's Intelligent... Its U, Who's dear & near friend... Its U, Who's a liar.. Its me...
I wrote, ur name on da sand n it got washed away, I wrote ur name in da air n it got blown away, I wrote ur name on my heart n.... I got a HEART ATTACK!...
Life is like a MOVIE... If u r sad - DRAMA If u r afraid - SUSPENSE If u r angry - ACTION When u Luk at the mirror - HORROR Now u r smilling - that's COMEDY......
God made daylight n called it the SUN. God made entertainment n called it FUN. God made nightlight n called it the MOON. God made U n called CARTOON.
The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Promise me v r true frendz, i'm lamp u r lite, i'm coke u r sprite, i'm saawan u r baadal, i'm normal u r paagal... ha ha ha.
ku kata ka ka ku ku ke ki ki ka ga ga gi gu kaka ki ki ki ka Congratulations! U have successfully learnt the monkey's language. Come to Collect ur banana.
In heaven together we were in a big hall. An Angel told us to write our sins before going in, but before l could start writing any thing l heard you calling for ''EXTRA SHEET''. Stay Cool.
A baby monkey asked his mother "Mom", why r we so ugly"??? Mom said - Thank GOD we look like this, u should see the person reading this SMS !
AM I CUTE? TEST call if i'm cute, miss call if i'm gorgeous, Text back if i'm preety, Text a joke if i'm charming. Just ignore if ur jealous.
I chased love, found friendship; chased desires found hopes; chased reality found dreams; i chased a monkey and found you.
If You care for me, i care for you, You miss me, i miss you, You like me i like you, You message me, i message you. You forget me, i m sorry that where i'm different from you. i'll kill you.
I luv u, I really do... I only luv u.... I cannot hurt u... Coz i luv u frm da bottom of my heart Coz MANEKA GANDHI sayz "LUV ANIMALS".
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