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Flirt SMS Collection
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Arz kiya hai: I am a dog and u r a flower, gaur farmaiega, I am a dog and u r a flower, so let me lift my leg n give u a shower.
Suno kahaan hoo..................... Jaha ho wahi rehna.................. - gahntte tak bahar nahi niklna.......... Tumaharee jan ko khatra hai.......... Bahar Bandar pakerne wale ghur phir rahe hain ...
Woh konsi jagha hai jaha mard aur aurat ke baal CURLY hote hai KYA! kitna ganda sochte ho......... I am talking about AFRICA sudhar jao.
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi, Sagar se gahara koi nahi, Aab aapki kya tarif karu... Dost me aap jaisa... Nalayak koi nahi! ..
Ram chandra ko lanka par attack ke liye bandro ki zaroorat hai, phonch chukay hai is liye message padhkar foran nikal paro.
Sirf tumhare liye chand tare chode doon, honda city, mercedes, bmw sari dolat chode doon itna kafi ha ya do chaar aur chode doon.
Aap Ka Sms NeeChey Hain aur Neechey Thora aur NeeChey One Step More Aap Aik Sms Keliye Itney niche Utro Gey, Mujhey Nahee Maloom tha.
Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo Jaldi Aoo Na. Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana, Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah st Prize Tumhein Milna Chahiye Aaj mera Yaar Phir Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga..
Aapko... hum sirf aapko aur aapko, are aapko haan haan aapko, baba aapko, aapko only aapko aur kisi ko nahi bas aapko hamesha tang karenge....
Bhagwan se Scooter manga.. Car di; Ghar manga.. bangla diya; dost manga toh tumhey diya.. Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiya.
Aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hai, aap ko yaad karna aadat ki baat hai, aap se door rehna kismat ki baat hai magar aap ko jhelna himmat ki baat hai.
Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana... agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana... Agar waha me na dikhu, to samajh lena tu narak me hai...
Taza Hawa ka Jhoka Aaya... Khushbu teri sath laya... Phir mere dil me khayal aaya... Ke Lagta hai ki... Aaj bhi TU... Nahin 'NAHAYA'.
Aap kya jano hum apko kitna yaad karte hai, Harpal aapki faryad karte hai, Roz khat likhte hai Cartoon network ko, Aap ko dikhane ki mang karte hai...
Aap hamareee gali main aayaa thora sa sharmaya thora sa muskuraya thora sa ghbharaya ur phir zoor say bolay ! " Allah k naam pe dede baba".
Shaktimaan Dusro Se Lad Raha Hai, Batman Raat Mein Ghoom Raha hai, Spiderman Diwaron Par Chad Raha hai, Aur Dobberman SMS Padh raha hai.
Those innocent eyes, those kissable lips, a great smile, the perfect walk, smoothest talk, absolute gorgeous, that's enough bout me... how r u?
There are animalz dat i need in my life. . A minx (coat) in my wardrobe, . A jaguar in d garage, . A lion in d bed and . A man pay ma billz.
Nobody likes u, nobody cares u, nobody misses u, nobody wants to see u good, nobody is ur best fr, nobody is happy with u.... dont cry.......my name is Nobody..........
Its too hard to loose someone who is % cute, % sweet, % loving, % talented and % friendly, That's me, what a waste of life if u loose me.
If u read this, i m smart.. if u save this, u agree i m smart.. if u ward this, u r spreading that i m smart.. if u delete this u r jealous..
Rules of Life: Assume Nothing, Xpect Little, Do More, Demand Less, Smile Often, Dream Big, Laugh a Lot, Pray Always, Cry Once for missing me everyday...
Yeh teri aankhein jhuki - jhuki si, Yeh tera chehra khila - khila sa, ab tere chehre par haath fera, Aadha kilo Fair & lovely mila...
Pyar na rahe to vafa kaun karega. Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega. khuda salamat rakhe aapko varna bandar ki tarah uchhal kud kaun karega.
Ek bar karo na plz.. kisi ko pata nahi chalega.. plz karo naaa........ muje acha lage ga... ek bar hamari dosti ki khatri kar do na plzz... ek pyara sa SMS!!
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