I've seen angels in the sky, I've seen snow fall in July, I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do, But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you!...
Ur words r Antibiotics, ur smile is Analgesic, ur touch is Anti-Inflammatory, ur presence is Antiseptic & ur SMS is Anti-Pyretic that's why I never fall ill..
One day youll ask me: whats more important to you, me or your life? ill say my life and youll go and leave without even knowing that you are my life.
you can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree,but the best way to fall,is to fall in love with me....
CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces….
A girl phoned me the other day and said…”Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home..
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!
There are 3 chambers in my heart.
1 for ALLAH
1 for ABBOO
1 for AMMEE
Oh wat about u dear?
Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bcoz
You Are MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with “TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN”.
!@#$$##$$$^%&())+)*(&*&^%$#@@@#$$%^^^&&*(__(*&%$ ##@#&*&?”}::_++_)*(^%$##$% aakhe faad ke kya dekh rahe ho jaki chan ka sms aya tha forward kar diya
It’s better to stay away from girls.Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life, remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life
REMMBER THESE WORDS ….
LOVE DA LADY BUT DONT TOUCH DA BODY
YOU WILL SCREW DA LADY
IF YOU TOUCH DA BODY YOU WILL BECOME A DADY...
This is your mobile operator we can see that you are too dump to use your mobile please put it on the floor and start jumping on it..
love in pakistan
romance in afganistan
marrige in rajsthan
no more children in hindustan…………
Life is a hell when u have american wife. indian salary. chinese car and german food. life is heaven when you had american salary, indian wife german car and chinese food..
Men,s “F” Rules FIND HER, FOLLOW HER, FLIRT HER, FRIEND HER, FINGER HER, FORCE HER, FUCK HER, FORGET HER, FIND NEXT….!
In heaven together we were in a big hall. An Angel told us to write our sins before going in, but before l could start writing any thing l heard you caling for ‘’EXTRA SHEET'’. Stay Cool.
A *smile* is a sign of joy,
A *hug* is a sign of love,
A *laugh* is a sign of happiness,
A *Friend* like me is a sign of
“YOUR DAMN GOOD CHOICE”
This is not fair!
How could u do this? Didn’t expect this from you!
Got a whole Channel on your name and didn’t even tell me?
ANIMAL PLANET...
Hello DEAR
Where R U
Now…?
No Visits…,
No Calls….,
No SMS from Wik,
No Missed calls,
I M So worried…
———
Are U n JAIL again?
Pls r e p l y!
Hi, I m standing by my window, waiting for ur message, if u dont sms me i ll jump from ………….Ground floor
i love u,i love u,i love u,i love u,i love u,i love u,don’t be crazy,i love also other alphabet like v,w,x,y,z.
YOU are very cute becos in my dictionary Cute means…
C - Causing
U - Un-necessary
T - Trouble
E - Everywhere....
Who’s hot… Its U,
Who’s
Charming… Its U,
Who’s
Sweetest.. Its U,
Who’s
Intelligent… Its U,
Who’s dear & near friend… Its U
Who’s a liar.. Its me!
I m at police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me of “POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS” . i M DOOMED, Need some ugly MOnkey 2 bail me out , Where r u?
Life is like a MOVIE…
If u r sad - DRAMA
If u r afraid - SUSPENSE
If u r angry - ACTION
When u Luk at the mirror - HORROR
Now u r smilling - that’s COMEDY
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