Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue.SMILE!This is ur friend “PEPSODENT” reminding you to brush ur teeth,Twice a day Everyday..
us ne kaha or dabao ,,,,, main dabaya ,,, us ne kaha or dabao ,, main ne or dabaya ,,,us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya ,,, us ne kaha paint bhi nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya dekha ho gya na suit case band :d...
Whn u r alone,
Whn u r crying,
whn u r upset,
Don’t think of me!!
just call me
Bcoz
incoming
is free for me… my friend
Press down
again
again.. please
once more
sorry again
6 times more
Oh! Again
1 Time again
don’t u have any job?...
pahlay hat ma lo
phir mon mal lo
phir tokh laghao
phir sidha karoo
phir sorakh ma daloo
uf
kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna
Palko pe Apni bithaya hai tumhe….badi Duaon ke Baad paaya hai tumhe….Asani se nahi Mile hi Tum…. International Zoo se Churaya hai tumhe…..
Aap Ka Sms NeeChey Hain
aur Neechey
Thora aur NeeChey
One Step More
Aap Aik Sms Keliye Itney girr Jaaon Gey , Mughey Nahee Maloom tha....
U have wasted
12345678910
…seconds reading my SMS.. Now get back to work..
One Stone is Enough to break a Glass….. One sentence is Enough to break a heart……. One Second is Enough to fall In Love … and …. One Love is Enough to make worse a whole Life!
L o n g t i m e a g o… o n l y idiots used… to read my S M S. And, t o d a y, the history continues...
Aapko…hum sirf aapko aur aapko are aapko haan haan aapko ,baba aapko aapko only aapko aur kisi ko nahi bas aapko hamesha tang karenge……
1 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME…
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u -
it’s really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp
…. I’m playing cards and we’ve misplaced the JOKER..
U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live….
Can v do romance in the midnigh 2day
Can v do romance in the midnigh 2day? I’m in a gud mood:) Just a little bit of kissing n bitin!! Reply me soon, urs Loving Mosquito
In heaven together we were in a big hall. An Angel told us to write our sins before going in, but before l could start writing any thing l heard you caling for ‘’EXTRA SHEET'’. Stay Cool
Repeat these lines at least 2 hours everyday after Namaz outside the mosque & u will b a millionare within few Months. “Allah k naam par de de baba”
A friend is like a pillow u can hug when ur in trouble, cry when ur in pain and embrace when ur happy, when u need a friend so…..buy a pillow..
A baby monkey asked his mother”Mom, why r we so ugly”???Mom said - Thank GOD we look like this, u should see the person reading this SMS ! ! !
FRDSHIP is vast like UNIVERSE.Deep like OCEAN.
High like SKY.Strong like IRON.Kind like MOTHER.& cute like ME..
AM I CUTE? TEST call if im cute miss call if im gorgeous Text back if im preety Text a joke if im charming Just ignore if ur jealous..
if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,if sumone calls u duffer,relax,if sumone calls u stupid be cool,but if sumone calls u “cute” lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai.
I cannot hide this from u any more.
I don’t want 2 hurt u
and I feel it’s best if I tell u,
before you hear it from someone else …………
Potato Prices Have Gone Up !
If you eve want 2 suceed in your life, be sweet as Honey, Be regular as Clock, be fresh as rose, Be soft as Tissue, Be strong as Rock and be good as !!!!me…..
I chased love i found friendship,i chased desires i found hopes, i chased reality i found dreams, i chased a monkey and i found you...
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