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Funny SMS Collection
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Khud ko kar buland itnaa K,
“Himaalaya ki choti pe jaa pahunche”
Aur khuda tujhse puche, >
“Abe sale gadhe. ab utrega kaise”
Aankhon Me Sharafat,
Chaal Me Nazakat,
Dil Me Sachai,
Cheray Par Safai,
Isi Liye Tou .
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Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai
“BHAI”
Ek LARKI Ki DUA
Kasam Se Her Larkay Ko Bhola Dongi,
Sabhi Ki Tasveren Jala Don Gi,
Ek Tum Hi Raho Gay Is Dil Mein,
Balance Dalwa Do Tumhy Dua Doun Gi
Ek din Wife aur Husband mandir se
niklay to ek faqeer ne kaha:
Shehzadi 5 rupay dede, andha hon
Husband:Dedo,Tumhe Shehzadi
kaha hai to zaroor andha hi hoga
Bachiyon k chakker me larke jate lutt,
Or khatey hain un k bhaiyon se wo kutt…
iss waja se larke larkiyon ko chor detay hain,
Moqa mil tey hi un k bhaiyon ko phor dete hain..
Na kare makeup to un se banda dar jata hay,
Karti hain itna makeup k weight barh jata hay.
Husband:
ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain
chaawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti?
WIFE: ALLAH ne tumhe 32 daant diye hai
2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?
Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..
Imagine world without girls
roads sunsan markets viran
na janu na jan
na koi girl friend k liye preshan
bas namaz & quran
&
sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam
Ek sardarni ko labour pain ho raha tha,
sardarji uneh ‘PIZZA HUT’ le ja rahe tha .
Kisi ne pucha hospital kyo nahi jate,
to sardarji bole “oye u don’t know
delivery is free in PIZZA HUT.
Wife:
suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye
beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai.
Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k paas
Ek ladka ek ladki se ishara karke kehte hai
“jhalak dikhlaja jhalak dikhlaja”
Larki chappal nikaal k kehti hai
“ek baar aaja aaja aaja aaja aaja aaaaja ………”
Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit” Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai
Subha Sham Teri Yaad Avay Hay
Aur Saari Raat Jagavay Hay,
karnay ko tu kar lon call tujhay magar…….
customer center ki larki balance low bataevay hay:)
1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya,
Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga.
Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua?
Pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya
Dil Se Dil Lagakar To Dekho
Hamari Yaadon Mein Aansoo Bahakar To Dekho
SMS To Kya Call Bhi Karoonga
Ek Baar Mere Mobile Ka Bill Chukakar To Dekho
AAj ke friends I TELL U,
Kitne busy WHAT DO U DO,
Koi mujhe bole I MISS U,
Koi mujhe bole NO TIME 4 U,
Kash koi mujh se kahy
oh my dost/ i am just free 4 u
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A-AATRACTIVE
B-BEST
C-CUTE
D-DEAR 2 ME
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E-EXCELENT
F-funny
G-GOOD LOOKING
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H- HA HA HA
I- I M
J- JOKING
1 Ghar mein TWINS paida huwe to saas ne kaha:
mubarik ho! bhala bataao..
hamare pakistan ki halat daikh kar
bache bhi duniya mein akele ane se darte hain.
Husband apni wife ka janaza le ker ja raha tha.
Jana k aag 1 kutta or pche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi,
Ek aadmi aakar pochta he,”Bhai yeh sab howa kaise?”
Husband: Is kutte ne kaat liya tha meri bi
Boy: BUS aur LARKI
aik jaisi hoti hain,
1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai.
Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY
ek jaisay hotay hain,
1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain….
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?
What? is a difference between
a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
A kiss is so dear,?
A car is too dear and
A monkey is U dear.
Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.
Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
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“You are so beautiful”
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