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Funny SMS Collection
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TEACHER: Kashif, give me a sentence starting with “I”.
Kashif: I is ……
TEACHER: No, Kashif. Always say, “I am.”
Kashif: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife
se Husband bola:
“Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.”
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur
Boli “Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti”
Aik hindu apni biwi ka antim sanskar
kar k ghar ja raha tha ki achanak bijli chamki,
badal garje, zor se baarish shuru hui
dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai
True bravery is to arrive home …
fully drunk..
a late night out..
and mom waiting with a jharu
in hand and you ask
“hey mom, abhi tak jaag rahi ho.”
Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
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chand to tum ho hi,
sitaray bhi saath hote!!
One boy went to meet his girlfriend
when he came back at home
mom asked
kahaan gaey they ?
boy:us se milney
mom: kis liye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D
1 memon road se guzar raha tha,
achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya
aur zoor se chillaya,
kameenaay log
poti b aesi kartai hen jaisay koi samoosa para ho..
Elahi aaj yeh farman likh de
har khusi sms perhne wale k naam likh de
Agar uski khushi k liye kisi ki jan chahiye
To us pe PERVAIZ MUSHARRAF ka naam likh de
Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyar
Raah main chorr kar mat jana mere yaar
Bin tere hum ji na payenge
Tum na hoge to hum
BEWAQOOF
kisay banayenge;-)
Na woh inkaar karti hai,
Na woh ikraar karti hai,
Kambakhat mere hi sapnon main aa kar,
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai
Woh bhi kiya din the jub hum
haseenon ke galey mila karte the,
Ye un dinon ki baat hai
jub hum 2 saal ke hua kartey
Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai
Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain
Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa
Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!
Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,
Girl: Am I late ?
Ghalib:
Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,
Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai
Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sako ge,
Dil mein jo he kisi ko bata na sako ge,
Karoo ge jawani me jo girlfriend pe kharche,
Budhape tak udhar chuka na sako gay:p
Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,
Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad
Mom: Beta khana khayega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Ladu khaiyega??
Beta: Na
Mom: Mithai Khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom:ice creame khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega!
A boy told his friend,
“yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai”.
Friend answered:
“Sahi se dekh,
hans k dekh rahi hai
ya
dekh k hans rahi hai :-)”
Woh subah ki thandak,
Woh toliye ki khushbu,
Woh shamp ki bottle,
Woh dhule howay kapron ka sakoon,
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Tum kiya jano ye to sirf nahanay
wale hi jante hain:p
Train main 1 machar 1 chinese k sar pe baitha,
woh usko pakar k kha gaya!
Phir 1 machar memon pe baitha,
us ne pakar k chinese say pocha:
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Khareedo gay?:D:D:D
Koray kaghaz pe likha tera naam hai,
Teri tasveer bana dali or likha ye pegham hai,
“Dimaghi tawazun theek nahi”
dhondnay wale ko 50,000 ka inaam hai
2 Dost Suicide kernay gayai,
Pahala : “Hey Bhagwan mujhey
dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani
de Dukh de!”
Dusra dost : “Abe tu maut maang
raha hai k Microsoft main Job.”
Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears,
wen i m woried no 1 c my pain,
wen i m happy no 1 c my smile
lekin…
sala. 1 ladki k saath ghoomay
to sab dekh lete hai..
anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon,
dil tumara dhadk dhadkane meri hon,
KHUDA KARE,
hamari dosti itni gahri ho,
K
naukri tum karo salary meri ho.
Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?
Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.
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