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Funny SMS Collection
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May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.
Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday. Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!
Museum Administrator: That's a 500 year old statue u've broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
Why did the Sardar watch Rang de Basanti?
He thought it was a movie on Holi..
Me ja ja jovu hu,
Mane tharo chahero dikhto hai,
Ii thaaro kusur nathi,
Salo sab chahero aaj rangeelo hai,
Holi Mubarak!
Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya, humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya. Holi se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya?
Rang barse bhige chunar wali, rang barse o rang barse bhige chunar wali..rang barse, are rang barse bhige chunar wali..re! Ab ghar jao nahi to jukham lag jayega.
day will finaly Come when the whole world will celebrate ur personality,ur thoughts,ur ideas,ur talent,ur smartness
That day will be "APRIL 1st".
I like 3 things:
pizza
pepsi
& U
pizza to eat
pepsi to drink
& U to clean the table !
i love " u " ... i love " u " ...
i love " u " ... i love " u " ...
hey ... don't get excited
i love other alphabets too!..
10 Things I knw about U!
1. Ur a special person vid a hrt so rare
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10. n dats wot mattrers!
Flowers are missing you.
Birds are calling you,
Please come back to zoo
because zoo is not zoo without you
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Message received
1
cute friend sent it
1
monkey is reading it
1
monkey is angry
1
monkey is still reading
1
will forward the msg 2 another monkey. you continue to read?
Every girls is Smart,
intelligent,
Sweet
Talented
Excellent
Romantic
Sexy. in short form they all are your S.I.S.T.E.R.S.
Teacher: if A=B, B=C then A=C can u tell one more example of this type Student : I love my teacher, teacher loves his daughter, so i love teacher daughter....
Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue. SMILE! This is ur friend "PEPSODENT" reminding you to brush ur teeth, Twice a day, Everyday..
In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It's Lifebouy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty.
American - Dogs can find Bombs in our country. Japanese - Fish can play Ball in our country. Indians - That's not a matter, Monkey can read SMS in our country...
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp .... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER.
let me draw ur face!
Dont move!
Nearly finished,
ok Done!
Wanna look
****
(@..@)
(..)hi main marjava, Kitney soney ho tusy!
Keep.....................IN TOUCH WID ME.....OTHERWISE............................1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL..........UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!
CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces….
A girl phoned me the other day and said…”Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home..
REMMBER THESE WORDS ….
LOVE DA LADY BUT DONT TOUCH DA BODY
YOU WILL SCREW DA LADY
IF YOU TOUCH DA BODY YOU WILL BECOME A DADY...
I m getting married next month…. its small party and only few people will be invited…… dont bring any gift…..just bring someone who ll marry me...
Do u know that ur smile takes 1000 people to death? Save the world… so plz start teeth brushing regularly...
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